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By *lle adie 2 OP Woman
over a year ago
newcastle upon tyne |
My man is coming home from work this week...I havent saw him for two weeks mmmmm. Any ideas on how i should greet him
Its also his birthday at weekend and we are away in hotel...so how shall i wake him on his birthday |
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over a year ago
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"My man is coming home from work this week...I havent saw him for two weeks mmmmm. Any ideas on how i should greet him
Its also his birthday at weekend and we are away in hotel...so how shall i wake him on his birthday "
I would suggest, hello and wake up |
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im unconventional as they come .. i would have a blast in the bar with my fella the night before his birthday .. probably both sleep though breakfast .. doh !!
get woken by the maid knocking on our door coz weve overstayed our welcome and she wants to clean our room and then head into town to a greasy spoon that does an all day breakfast at 1pm .. but thats just me !! |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
I once wrapped myself up as a present and my partner at the time got to unwrap me. Now that I do this malarky I suppose it would have to be pass the parcel. How would that work for you both? |
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"My man is coming home from work this week...I havent saw him for two weeks mmmmm. Any ideas on how i should greet him
Its also his birthday at weekend and we are away in hotel...so how shall i wake him on his birthday "
you could try
where the f..k have you been for two weeks you were due home the evening you left |
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"My man is coming home from work this week...I havent saw him for two weeks mmmmm. Any ideas on how i should greet him
Its also his birthday at weekend and we are away in hotel...so how shall i wake him on his birthday "
supprise him jump out of the cubbord with a strap on haha oj get a full fishnet suite on and cover it up with youre housecoat then when the door has closed let it fall off and then go get youre man a viagra in his drink would go down a treat for you aswel |
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"im unconventional as they come .. i would have a blast in the bar with my fella the night before his birthday .. probably both sleep though breakfast .. doh !!
get woken by the maid knocking on our door coz weve overstayed our welcome and she wants to clean our room and then head into town to a greasy spoon that does an all day breakfast at 1pm .. but thats just me !! "
Sounds perfect to me!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"My man is coming home from work this week...I havent saw him for two weeks mmmmm. Any ideas on how i should greet him .... "
Naked
Hand him a beer
Get ready to make a noise like a pizza and let him sleep |
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