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By *icecock9999 OP   Man  over a year ago

Oxford

I know this post has been done before but does anyone need a naked handyman? All jobs undertaken ??

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

What could possibly go wrong?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Actually I’m after some advice on what power saw to buy if you’re up for it?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Actually I’m after some advice on what power saw to buy if you’re up for it?"

Cheaper than a private circumcision.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Actually I’m after some advice on what power saw to buy if you’re up for it?

Cheaper than a private circumcision."

Maybe you can help, can you do saws?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Actually I’m after some advice on what power saw to buy if you’re up for it?

Cheaper than a private circumcision.

Maybe you can help, can you do saws?"

I’m more junior hacksaw than power tools.

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By *icecock9999 OP   Man  over a year ago

Oxford

Fluffy chicken, I can’t reply privately as you’ve blocked me??

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Fluffy chicken, I can’t reply privately as you’ve blocked me??"

Not blocked, you’re just outside my age range pet anyway, do you know your saws?

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By *lasgowgent35Man  over a year ago

Glasgow


"Fluffy chicken, I can’t reply privately as you’ve blocked me??

Not blocked, you’re just outside my age range pet anyway, do you know your saws? "

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By *icecock9999 OP   Man  over a year ago

Oxford

More or less yes

What do you need it for? What’s the job?

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By *mily36CWoman  over a year ago

Beds (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

Sounding like a health and safety catastrophe ... hi-vis and steel toes at least surely?!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"More or less yes

What do you need it for? What’s the job?"

Okay basically it needs to cut lengths of mdf (1800mm x 19mm x 9mm) crossways so the length is shorter. But it also needs to cut lengths of tongue and groove along the long side. A table saw looks good for the latter but not the former, a chop saw looks good for the former but not the latter and a circular saw looks like I’d be cutting wonky

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By *irtydevil666Man  over a year ago

bristol

Take it to b and q or other places and get them to cut it for you....

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By *ntrigued32Couple  over a year ago

Nottingham


"More or less yes

What do you need it for? What’s the job?

Okay basically it needs to cut lengths of mdf (1800mm x 19mm x 9mm) crossways so the length is shorter. But it also needs to cut lengths of tongue and groove along the long side. A table saw looks good for the latter but not the former, a chop saw looks good for the former but not the latter and a circular saw looks like I’d be cutting wonky "

I would go for circular saw

D.

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By *icecock9999 OP   Man  over a year ago

Oxford

Get a naked man in

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By *inkyropecoupleCouple  over a year ago

carluke


"More or less yes

What do you need it for? What’s the job?

Okay basically it needs to cut lengths of mdf (1800mm x 19mm x 9mm) crossways so the length is shorter. But it also needs to cut lengths of tongue and groove along the long side. A table saw looks good for the latter but not the former, a chop saw looks good for the former but not the latter and a circular saw looks like I’d be cutting wonky "

Circular and just use a guide rail for a straight line

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"More or less yes

What do you need it for? What’s the job?

Okay basically it needs to cut lengths of mdf (1800mm x 19mm x 9mm) crossways so the length is shorter. But it also needs to cut lengths of tongue and groove along the long side. A table saw looks good for the latter but not the former, a chop saw looks good for the former but not the latter and a circular saw looks like I’d be cutting wonky

Circular and just use a guide rail for a straight line"

Can I use anything as a guide rail? As long as it’s straight?

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By *archelCouple  over a year ago

A field somewhere

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Get a naked man in"

What’s your hourly rate to stop me dismantling the patriarchy

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By *archelCouple  over a year ago

A field somewhere

Table saw for that job, 90 tooth blade for a top quality cut edge.

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By *icecock9999 OP   Man  over a year ago

Oxford

Any negotiations to be in private please

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Table saw for that job, 90 tooth blade for a top quality cut edge."

Will I be able to cut my long bit in half widthways with that? It looks like it wouldn’t fit

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By *archelCouple  over a year ago

A field somewhere

You could, yes, they come with a sliding mitre fence.

But if its just for one job then have someone cut it for you.

Table saws are very dangerous, I've even had joiners scared to use mine (it sounds like a beast)

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"You could, yes, they come with a sliding mitre fence.

But if its just for one job then have someone cut it for you.

Table saws are very dangerous, I've even had joiners scared to use mine (it sounds like a beast)"

Ooh I think I’ll wander into screwfix and ask, their chaps are usually quite useful.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"You could, yes, they come with a sliding mitre fence.

But if its just for one job then have someone cut it for you.

Table saws are very dangerous, I've even had joiners scared to use mine (it sounds like a beast)

Ooh I think I’ll wander into screwfix and ask, their chaps are usually quite useful. "

Naked?

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By *amasoporkyCouple  over a year ago

midlands

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"You could, yes, they come with a sliding mitre fence.

But if its just for one job then have someone cut it for you.

Table saws are very dangerous, I've even had joiners scared to use mine (it sounds like a beast)

Ooh I think I’ll wander into screwfix and ask, their chaps are usually quite useful.

Naked? "

Me or them?

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By *archelCouple  over a year ago

A field somewhere


"You could, yes, they come with a sliding mitre fence.

But if its just for one job then have someone cut it for you.

Table saws are very dangerous, I've even had joiners scared to use mine (it sounds like a beast)

Ooh I think I’ll wander into screwfix and ask, their chaps are usually quite useful. "

I'm sure that in screwfix they will be able to recommend someone to cut the mdf for you

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"You could, yes, they come with a sliding mitre fence.

But if its just for one job then have someone cut it for you.

Table saws are very dangerous, I've even had joiners scared to use mine (it sounds like a beast)

Ooh I think I’ll wander into screwfix and ask, their chaps are usually quite useful.

I'm sure that in screwfix they will be able to recommend someone to cut the mdf for you "

How will I ever learn!

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By *amasoporkyCouple  over a year ago

midlands


"You could, yes, they come with a sliding mitre fence.

But if its just for one job then have someone cut it for you.

Table saws are very dangerous, I've even had joiners scared to use mine (it sounds like a beast)

Ooh I think I’ll wander into screwfix and ask, their chaps are usually quite useful. "

quote

Try a plunge saw that comes with a track I cut 18mm mdf all the time

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By *dam1971Man  over a year ago

Bedford


"Sounding like a health and safety catastrophe ... hi-vis and steel toes at least surely?! "

what’s the score with the old chap, hang a spare steel toecap shoe off the end?

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By *ntrigued32Couple  over a year ago

Nottingham


"You could, yes, they come with a sliding mitre fence.

But if its just for one job then have someone cut it for you.

Table saws are very dangerous, I've even had joiners scared to use mine (it sounds like a beast)

Ooh I think I’ll wander into screwfix and ask, their chaps are usually quite useful. "

I think it’s hard to go wonky with a circular saw, so long as you mark it up straight, just use the cutting guide pointer to stay on the line, hardly ever use the guide rail.

D.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"You could, yes, they come with a sliding mitre fence.

But if its just for one job then have someone cut it for you.

Table saws are very dangerous, I've even had joiners scared to use mine (it sounds like a beast)

Ooh I think I’ll wander into screwfix and ask, their chaps are usually quite useful.

I think it’s hard to go wonky with a circular saw, so long as you mark it up straight, just use the cutting guide pointer to stay on the line, hardly ever use the guide rail.

D.

"

And I’ll need a fancy little work table with that won’t I?

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By *ickawitchCouple  over a year ago

Away with the fairies (Liverpool to you)

I did a bit of naked cleaning when I lived in London, went down quite well with the gay old men haha . I remember one old guy getting pretty excited when I was on my hands and knees fixing his top loader video recorder. He even took Polaroids for later

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By *ames-77Man  over a year ago

milton keynes


"What could possibly go wrong? "

Might get nailed

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By *ntrigued32Couple  over a year ago

Nottingham


"You could, yes, they come with a sliding mitre fence.

But if its just for one job then have someone cut it for you.

Table saws are very dangerous, I've even had joiners scared to use mine (it sounds like a beast)

Ooh I think I’ll wander into screwfix and ask, their chaps are usually quite useful.

I think it’s hard to go wonky with a circular saw, so long as you mark it up straight, just use the cutting guide pointer to stay on the line, hardly ever use the guide rail.

D.

And I’ll need a fancy little work table with that won’t I?"

Nah, a couple of saw stools and clamps and you are sorted

D.

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By *archelCouple  over a year ago

A field somewhere


"You could, yes, they come with a sliding mitre fence.

But if its just for one job then have someone cut it for you.

Table saws are very dangerous, I've even had joiners scared to use mine (it sounds like a beast)

Ooh I think I’ll wander into screwfix and ask, their chaps are usually quite useful.

I think it’s hard to go wonky with a circular saw, so long as you mark it up straight, just use the cutting guide pointer to stay on the line, hardly ever use the guide rail.

D.

And I’ll need a fancy little work table with that won’t I?"

Just make sure that whatever surface you are cutting on is flat.

You can make a zero clearance rail with some more mdf then you can use a battery circular saw, probably the cheapest way to get a good straight cut

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By *rLordMan  over a year ago

Swadlincote

Cutting MDF make sure you wear a mask, horrible stuff

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