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Worst joke of the night..
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By *rummyman OP Man
over a year ago
birmingham |
I'll start....
3 cpls lining up at the pearly gates.
St Peter calls first cpl over and says to the bloke 'before I let you in lets see what you did in your life?'
I see all you cared about was money, money and more money, you even married a girl called penny!
Down you go to hell. ..
St Peter calls 2nd cpl over...
Same thing...all you ever thought of was booze, booze...you even married a girl called sherry...down you go.
The thorder cpl are listening in and the husband turns around to the wife and says ' forget it fanny we've got no chance!'
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"From now on I'm going to identify as a donkey.
My pronouns will be he/haw."
I’m identifying as invisible… I’m trans-parent and my pronouns are who and where  |
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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago
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Two nuns are driving though Transylvania. Suddenly a vampire bat lands on the windscreen.
"Quick, turn on the wipers!", shouts the nun who isn't driving.
The other nun turns on the wipers but the vampire bat clings on, baring its fangs.
The first nun screams, "Quick, show it your cross!"
So the other nun rolls down her window, sticks her head out, shakes her fist and says, "Fuck off you little bastard!"
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By *rummyman OP Man
over a year ago
birmingham |
"Two nuns are driving though Transylvania. Suddenly a vampire bat lands on the windscreen.
"Quick, turn on the wipers!", shouts the nun who isn't driving.
The other nun turns on the wipers but the vampire bat clings on, baring its fangs.
The first nun screams, "Quick, show it your cross!"
So the other nun rolls down her window, sticks her head out, shakes her fist and says, "Fuck off you little bastard!"
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By *rummyman OP Man
over a year ago
birmingham |
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I'll start....
3 cpls lining up at the pearly gates.
St Peter calls first cpl over and says to the bloke 'before I let you in lets see what you did in your life?'
I see all you cared about was money, money and more money, you even married a girl called penny!
Down you go to hell. ..
St Peter calls 2nd cpl over...
Same thing...all you ever thought of was booze, booze...you even married a girl called sherry...down you go.
The thorder cpl are listening in and the husband turns around to the wife and says ' forget it fanny we've got no chance!'
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Got rid of the vacuum cleaner the other day.
It was only stood in the corner gathering dust!.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I went to the store and asked the assistant "what's the best disinfectant for killing germs?"
"Ammonia Cleaner" she replied
I said "sorry I thought you worked here""
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