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Probably wrong time of day for this but haven’t done it for a while and have an hour or so spare so…….
Have you got something you're dying to say?
Too shy to mail your crush?
Just wanna pay someone a compliment?
Maybe you have some words of wisdom for everyone?
Send me your message and I'll post it here
I will not post any horrible messages and any messages asking “who said it” will be deleted. Your secrets are safe with me as always
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'm in, OP.
I've already messaged you about Dirk. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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In for the smut |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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In!
Off for a wank then I’ll be completely in! X |
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"In!
Off for a wank then I’ll be completely in! X"
Wash your hands before you come back! |
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Can you tell Dirk that I hope his Dirk isn't dastardly and that he has a big Dirk and that I don't really mean Dirk I mean dick.
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Pickles
'I so want to watch your eyes watering as you gag on me' |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"In!
Off for a wank then I’ll be completely in! X"
post the results pickle  |
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Prey
'I so want to watch your eyes watering as you gag on me' |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I’m in btw  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"In!
Off for a wank then I’ll be completely in! X
Wash your hands before you come back!"
Yes mum   |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"In!
Off for a wank then I’ll be completely in! X
post the results pickle "
To your inbox or on my profile  |
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"In!
Off for a wank then I’ll be completely in! X
Wash your hands before you come back!
Yes mum "
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"In!
Off for a wank then I’ll be completely in! X
Wash your hands before you come back!
Yes mum "
. I’m old enough to be!  |
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Julie so sweet, Julie so tender
I'd fuck you right now, if I weren't a bender
I'm so genuine and my love isn't free
I wrote you this poem, on ChatGPT |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'm not in as I'm off to work but I love these threads.
You're all wonderful in your own unique ways and you all deserve to feel special.
Have a lovely Friday night xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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In for a bit |
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"I'm not in as I'm off to work but I love these threads.
You're all wonderful in your own unique ways and you all deserve to feel special.
Have a lovely Friday night xx"
People can still send for you lovely. Be nice reading for when you get home from work |
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Can you tell MsWyld that I've been outside her house, staring through her bathroom window.
I almost saw her undress last night but she shut the blinds before she did.
It was the nearly Wyld show. |
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please ask LittleMissMistressK
"I see you are in.
Can I be in? In you that is!" |
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"please ask LittleMissMistressK
"I see you are in.
Can I be in? In you that is!""
Ooooh! I'm intrigued now |
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By *MCMan
over a year ago
London/EA |
Happy Friday… |
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"Can you tell Dirk that I hope his Dirk isn't dastardly and that he has a big Dirk and that I don't really mean Dirk I mean dick.
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Ha! Wonder who it was from… |
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I find Preytothefaries incredibly alluring. She’s very sexy . I know I’m not her type but doesn’t stop me lusting after her |
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Stick us in, the mrs likes these.
The mr |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Never played this.... Well not for a number of years anyway! I'm in if not too late.
xx Jess |
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By *MCMan
over a year ago
London/EA |
"Happy Friday…
It is now "
Oh Nora! |
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"In for the smut"
I'm in for Jennie's smut |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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In |
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Hi Nora,
Please can you ask AMC what spray tan he uses? Xx |
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"Julie so sweet, Julie so tender
I'd fuck you right now, if I weren't a bender
I'm so genuine and my love isn't free
I wrote you this poem, on ChatGPT"
 Best. Poem. EVER!
J |
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Would you please tell Jess from the Secret Agents that I’d like to visit her beach and explore between the dunes? (And by beach I mean arse and by dunes I mean cheeks.)
x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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" Would you please tell Jess from the Secret Agents that I’d like to visit her beach and explore between the dunes? (And by beach I mean arse and by dunes I mean cheeks.)
x"
Jx |
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By *MCMan
over a year ago
London/EA |
"Hi Nora,
Please can you ask AMC what spray tan he uses? Xx"
 no spray tan here, wouldn’t have a white neck if I did! Malibu 2spf will do you wonders. |
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Tell delicious Demi I’m dying to spend the night between her dynamite legs. |
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tell Mrs Rickshawed that I’m in for Jenny’s smut too.
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Hey. Can you pass on a message to PreyToTheFairies that I always love reading her posts about sucking dick, and one day hope to experience her magic |
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By *ingo00Man
over a year ago
Cowley |
In and happy to pass on messages |
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Top secret: when I look at Sweet and Spice’s photos especially Spice in fishnets I have rampant thoughts of her roughly stripping me, flinging me on the bed racking her sharp painted nails down my chest, slowly sucking me until I’m throbbing and then riding me into a state of blissful ecstasy |
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Please tell Julie (JulieandBeef) that her boots are very sexy!
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By *ean counterMan
over a year ago
Market Harborough / Kettering |
Words of wisdom? From me?? I don't think so !!! |
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For Ricky:
Ricky in a wrong thread, I know, I know, it's serious. But I still laugh! |
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tell Jessica from secretagents that she looks unreal and I'd love a day at the beach watching her in her bikini, along with plenty of fun. Apologies if the sand gets everywhere |
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I'll have a go, can't be postie though |
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Blummin''eck, I haven't seen one of these for donkey's!
Nice to see you missus x |
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"Blummin''eck, I haven't seen one of these for donkey's!
Nice to see you missus x"
You too gorgeous! |
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"Blummin''eck, I haven't seen one of these for donkey's!
Nice to see you missus x"
We haven't seen you for ages, good to see you! |
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Please tell _ea monkey that my plans are so filthy that the thought of writing them down makes me blush.  |
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By *ingo00Man
over a year ago
Cowley |
A message for our gorgeous OP from a fine fella:
Mind passing on a message to nora on behalf of everyone in the thread to thank her for her secret service. I'm sure we can all find a way to thank her properly haha |
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"A message for our gorgeous OP from a fine fella:
Mind passing on a message to nora on behalf of everyone in the thread to thank her for her secret service. I'm sure we can all find a way to thank her properly haha"
Aw that’s nice. Thanks |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Im in |
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"A message for our gorgeous OP from a fine fella:
Mind passing on a message to nora on behalf of everyone in the thread to thank her for her secret service. I'm sure we can all find a way to thank her properly haha
Aw that’s nice. Thanks "
And thanks for all the lovely ones I’ve had sent for me too x |
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By *rincipessaWoman
over a year ago
your wildest dreams, |
Ooh I’d like to join in too please Nora |
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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago
Manchester (he/him) |
"Please tell _ea monkey that my plans are so filthy that the thought of writing them down makes me blush. "
Perhaps it’s best not to write them, let’s just do them |
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Please tell SecretAgents0007 that we could enjoy a martini or too with them, shaken not stirred, and imagine pussy galore at the end of the night. |
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"Blummin''eck, I haven't seen one of these for donkey's!
Nice to see you missus x
We haven't seen you for ages, good to see you! "
You too lovelies...it's only a flying visit while I put off dealing with the spreadsheets I've got to do battle with
Sorry Nora, I'll stop disrupting your thread now |
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"Please tell Julie (JulieandBeef) that her boots are very sexy!
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Thank you!
J |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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" tell Jessica from secretagents that she looks unreal and I'd love a day at the beach watching her in her bikini, along with plenty of fun. Apologies if the sand gets everywhere"
Ooooh....I'm too OCD to play near sand...
but thank you!
Jx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Please tell SecretAgents0007 that we could enjoy a martini or too with them, shaken not stirred, and imagine pussy galore at the end of the night."
Always shaken!
xxJ |
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Please tell Mrs from Knightsofthecoffeetable that she is a wonderful Mum and doing a brilliant job of being a Mum. It's the hardest job in the world and she's succeeding marvelously. |
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Principessa has been my girl crush for a while |
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Principessa, such a hot profile, so many sexy pics, sooo many naughty but fun ideas spring to mind x |
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Secret Agent Jessica will you be my Moneypenny and give me somewhere hot and wet to holster my Walther PPK? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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In |
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By *rincipessaWoman
over a year ago
your wildest dreams, |
"Principessa has been my girl crush for a while "
But if it’s secret, we don’t get to share the lady love |
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By *rincipessaWoman
over a year ago
your wildest dreams, |
"Principessa, such a hot profile, so many sexy pics, sooo many naughty but fun ideas spring to mind x"
Naughty is fun |
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Pass on to _educing_em that her photos and body are amazing. So many naughty thoughts looking over her profile |
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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago
Transsexual Transylvania |
I'm in for a bit. |
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"Top secret: when I look at Sweet and Spice’s photos especially Spice in fishnets I have rampant thoughts of her roughly stripping me, flinging me on the bed racking her sharp painted nails down my chest, slowly sucking me until I’m throbbing and then riding me into a state of blissful ecstasy "
Wow, that's quite the description
Thank you x |
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"Please tell Mrs from Knightsofthecoffeetable that she is a wonderful Mum and doing a brilliant job of being a Mum. It's the hardest job in the world and she's succeeding marvelously."
I hope so, thank you.
Mrs |
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Please tell Davina that its lovely to see they have allowed her another day release x |
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Tell Principessa that she’s still my favourite filthy forum fantasy. |
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For Wonko
Googly eyes on my face please
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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago
Transsexual Transylvania |
"Please tell Davina that its lovely to see they have allowed her another day release x"
Thanks Jennie... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Please tell Davina that its lovely to see they have allowed her another day release x
Thanks Jennie..."
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A message for Nic - Can I slip my cock between those gorgeous tits of yours please? Your cleavage looks like the perfect fit. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Secret Agent Jessica will you be my Moneypenny and give me somewhere hot and wet to holster my Walther PPK?"
Very much depends on what the caliber and barrel size...
xx J |
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Would be nice to have a meet with a lady this weekend. |
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Please tell seducing em that I would like a taste from both honey pots
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Please can you tell Prey that I'm looking forward to exchanging another couple of words with her next weekend and ramping up that sexual tension a little more, by this rate she'll be choking on my cock by 2046
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Tell seducing em I want her gifs |
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Tell Prey she’s more (much more) than just a willing throat. But tell her not to worry, I won’t tell anyone else that.
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By *rincipessaWoman
over a year ago
your wildest dreams, |
"Tell Principessa that she’s still my favourite filthy forum fantasy. "
Does it have to stay a fantasy? |
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"Does it have to stay a fantasy?"
Only until we get better at lining up our diaries. |
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"Pass on to _educing_em that her photos and body are amazing. So many naughty thoughts looking over her profile"
Like naughty or naughty naughty? |
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"Please tell seducing em that I would like a taste from both honey pots
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It tastes good, I checked |
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"Tell seducing em I want her gifs"
My gifs ? Where shall I send them? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Please tell Davina that its lovely to see they have allowed her another day release x
Thanks Jennie..."
Hahaha |
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Could you please tell DX2019 that I enjoy having him on the hotlist, and I wouldn't mind if he posted more pictures |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
In if not too late, Nora... |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
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By *X2019Man
over a year ago
Newcastle |
"Could you please tell DX2019 that I enjoy having him on the hotlist, and I wouldn't mind if he posted more pictures "
Thanks mystery person. Feel free to send all pic ideas to my inbox |
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Please tell everyone they've all got something gorgeous about them, whether they can see it or not. You all rock, people. |
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By *rincipessaWoman
over a year ago
your wildest dreams, |
"Does it have to stay a fantasy?
Only until we get better at lining up our diaries. "
Always something comes up, just not the thing I want to see pop up  |
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Can you tell P from Seducing Em that I’d like to collect her toenail clippings over the years so I can make a minute doll off her so I can take it to bed and cuddle it each night please |
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I’d really love to give Rose-tinted Glasses a soapy tit wank and suck his bollocks through his japs eye please
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I’m in |
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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago
Travelling |
I'm in but I'm not really here. |
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I’d love Jessica from SecretAgents0007 to brush her teeth with my knob please  |
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By *X2019Man
over a year ago
Newcastle |
I've got a message to pass on for Principessa. There's someone in here who thinks... 'she's stunning and her smile could light up the earth.' |
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Can you tell Posh that I’d love to feed her growler truffles that my truffle pig has found for her please |
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Appreciating all the throat lust
Just trying to work out who joined the waiting list in 2013 to have as early an estimate as 2046. |
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"I’d really love to give Rose-tinted Glasses a soapy tit wank and suck his bollocks through his japs eye please
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I have been asked to tell piscean dream "I think we could have some-fin- good going on .. from one Pisces to another... "
Which sounds far too much like it came from me. But that's not how this works. |
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Please tell Preytothefairies I better not be waiting that long to go to town on her throat |
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I'd like to bang Fluffy chickens drumsticks |
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Please tell suducing_Em it's about time her butt traveled and landed on my lap
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"I have been asked to tell piscean dream "I think we could have some-fin- good going on .. from one Pisces to another... "
Which sounds far too much like it came from me. But that's not how this works."
That's a bit cheesy but I like it |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"For Wonko
Googly eyes on my face please
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I would if I knew who you were |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"In!
Off for a wank then I’ll be completely in! X
post the results pickle
To your inbox or on my profile "
I’m happy with either |
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"In for the smut"
Me too! Love the smut! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I’d love Jessica from SecretAgents0007 to brush her teeth with my knob please "
You really don't!
xx J |
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"In for the smut
Me too! Love the smut! "
Just changing my name to the smut
Be depole |
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"Please tell suducing_Em it's about time her butt traveled and landed on my lap
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My butt does need to travel |
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Please remind MissYB she knows her happy place is sat on my face And I’m waiting |
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Please can you ask Rex Holes why he has tooth marks on his knob?
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Could you please tell Kai toe nail that I would love to ride his face and then stroke his hair
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Please tell MissYeuxBleus I have a big package here for her. It’s marked ‘smut’. (She may need both hands to get into it.) |
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That’s up to date. I gotta go now beauties.
Thanks for making it fun x |
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"For Wonko
Googly eyes on my face please
I would if I knew who you were "
We should find out and have a whole Googly eyed orgy |
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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago
Travelling |
"That’s up to date. I gotta go now beauties.
Thanks for making it fun x"
Quitter! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"That’s up to date. I gotta go now beauties.
Thanks for making it fun x"
Thanks so much for posting xxJess |
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I can't believe I missed this again! |
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"I can't believe I missed this again! "
It's never too late x |
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By *itty AmourWoman
over a year ago
just around the corner |
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"Please remind MissYB she knows her happy place is sat on my face And I’m waiting"
I’m my happiest sat on your face  |
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"Please tell MissYeuxBleus I have a big package here for her. It’s marked ‘smut’. (She may need both hands to get into it.)"
Ooooh can you slot it into my box please? |
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"Please can you ask Rex Holes why he has tooth marks on his knob?
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Live by the glory hole
Die by the glory hole |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"For Wonko
Googly eyes on my face please
I would if I knew who you were
We should find out and have a whole Googly eyed orgy "
You have more chance of that than me |
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I’m not sure what to do now Nora’s clocked off for the night. Kinda hanging around the thread looking awkward. Anyone got a hip flask on them? |
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"I’m not sure what to do now Nora’s clocked off for the night. Kinda hanging around the thread looking awkward. Anyone got a hip flask on them?"
Wanna play rock, paper, scissors? |
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"Wanna play rock, paper, scissors?"
I’d rather play hide the sausage. |
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"I’m not sure what to do now Nora’s clocked off for the night. Kinda hanging around the thread looking awkward. Anyone got a hip flask on them?
Wanna play rock, paper, scissors?"
Cock, pussy, cum? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I’m always late to this |
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"Wanna play rock, paper, scissors?
I’d rather play hide the sausage. "
I'll play x |
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"I’m not sure what to do now Nora’s clocked off for the night. Kinda hanging around the thread looking awkward. Anyone got a hip flask on them?
Wanna play rock, paper, scissors?
Cock, pussy, cum? "
Which defeats which there? |
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"Which defeats which there? "
It’s no rock, paper, scissors, lizard, Spock that’s for sure.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I’m not sure what to do now Nora’s clocked off for the night. Kinda hanging around the thread looking awkward. Anyone got a hip flask on them?"
Are you offering to be a post?
xxJ |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I’m not sure what to do now Nora’s clocked off for the night. Kinda hanging around the thread looking awkward. Anyone got a hip flask on them?
Are you offering to be a post?
xxJ"
Postie, even ??
J x |
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By *X2019Man
over a year ago
Newcastle |
"I’m not sure what to do now Nora’s clocked off for the night. Kinda hanging around the thread looking awkward. Anyone got a hip flask on them?
Are you offering to be a post?
xxJ
Postie, even ??
J x"
Anyone know if that 'my mate fancies you' thread from the other day is still alive somehow??? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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In.
Oh  |
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"Postie, even ??
J x"
I quite enjoy being postie (shorts and all) but I think this thread is about full. Maybe next time. |
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Em x