"I am a porn star.... 
I don't doubt that 
Do you have a second job?
I am a onesie model...
lmao a onesie model? Is this not in your spare time?  "
No Its my full time job... Nah I work with the homeless very rewarding job but crap pay... So I don't do it for the money...  |
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"I am a porn star....
I don't doubt that
Do you have a second job?
I am a onesie model...
lmao a onesie model? Is this not in your spare time?
No Its my full time job... Nah I work with the homeless very rewarding job but crap pay... So I don't do it for the money... "
That's respectable x
I think if you're happy doing something and being paid then it doesn't really matter if its a small amount, being paid for doing something you enjoy in itself is paradise
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When I worked in Florida my mate would tell all the women that he was the first Irish astronaut. Heeee got laiiid. Poor naive American girls. Was hilarious though x |
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"I'm Spartacus!!
I'm Spartacus. . No I'm Spartacus "
Did anyone else think of lee evans or was it just me?
And to answer the thread Hospitality and Catering with SIA under my belt... .. Would so love to be a Marine Biologist.. Job ive wanted since i was 5 lol.. |
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"I write the jokes for penguin wrappers "
Cool, Did you write this one?
Q, Why is a penguin like a yellow duck?
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A, They are both yellow; except for the penguin...
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Famous film producer once called me the British Ron Jeremy. Can't think why, I don't have curly hair or a hairy back. I did get the gig to interview the fluffers for all his subsequent productions. (Wasn't quite the casting couch, he kept that for the stars)
We need to know they are up for the job |
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"I write the jokes for penguin wrappers
Cool, Did you write this one?
Q, Why is a penguin like a yellow duck?
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A, They are both yellow; except for the penguin...
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No that was Dave he's a bit crap on the jokes. Don't know how he got the job to be honest
Mine was. What goes black white black white? ......
A penguin rolling down the hill
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"I'm a support worker for men with servere learnin disabilities and chalengin behaviour. Love my job despite the crap pay. So got a 2nd job doin the same work at another home. "
You work for Millwall football club then 
Only joking great you enjoy it |
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"I'm a time traveller, monster hunter and all round action hero.
I love my job. Only last week I saved the whole of Fab from being sucked off by a continuum leak  "
Do you not class axe murderer as a job? |
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I work in admin (would be *yawn* but) in a surgical setting, not a high pay grade though.
What do you do and more importantly are you happy there?
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i fix shtrays on motorbikes, crap pay but rewarding when they work |
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