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Are cats sadists in fluffy disguise?
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Yes. That’s why we love them 
Are you still superglued to the loo? 
Nooooo! I escaped
A happy conclusion to that saga then. 
Sadly not. It’s wonky "
Wonky.... ! That's you crossed of my send a cock photo to list then. |
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"Yes. That’s why we love them
Are you still superglued to the loo?
Nooooo! I escaped
A happy conclusion to that saga then.
Sadly not. It’s wonky "
An estate agent would describe your bathroom fittings as 'characterful' |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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When my cat sits on me she always manages to find a bit of me that is unclothed and will just rest her paw and flex her claws into me as if she is enjoying digging into flesh. Doesnt matter how much I move her foot, she finds a way back to skin |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"When my cat sits on me she always manages to find a bit of me that is unclothed and will just rest her paw and flex her claws into me as if she is enjoying digging into flesh. Doesnt matter how much I move her foot, she finds a way back to skin "
 's are so ingeniously sadistic. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Yes. That’s why we love them
Are you still superglued to the loo?
Nooooo! I escaped
A happy conclusion to that saga then.
Sadly not. It’s wonky
An estate agent would describe your bathroom fittings as 'characterful' "
Ooh I like it! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Yes. That’s why we love them
Are you still superglued to the loo?
Nooooo! I escaped
A happy conclusion to that saga then.
Sadly not. It’s wonky
An estate agent would describe your bathroom fittings as 'characterful'
Ooh I like it!"
Why has my cat thread turned into a bathroom fixtures appreciation thread! You damn 's Huff. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Yes. That’s why we love them
Are you still superglued to the loo?
Nooooo! I escaped
A happy conclusion to that saga then.
Sadly not. It’s wonky
An estate agent would describe your bathroom fittings as 'characterful'
Ooh I like it!
Why has my cat thread turned into a bathroom fixtures appreciation thread! You damn 's Huff. "
Terribly sorry
I have cat dramas too! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Yes. That’s why we love them
Are you still superglued to the loo?
Nooooo! I escaped
A happy conclusion to that saga then.
Sadly not. It’s wonko
Don't blame him poor guy  "
I will blame him for not telling me to spit in my superglue before using it |
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By *essaMayWoman
over a year ago
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A University study revealed that cats are actually gods and we mere mortals who are their servents.
Yes it seems another pointless study, but look how we respond to their commands, we bow to their will.
Interesting fact cats don't naturally meow, they do it solely to communicate with humans.
As for gods you only have to look at FAB, guys will do anything for a pussy |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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One of mine is a mid sized, dainty but super fluffy girl with murder mittens the size of a Maine-coone and claws to match. She is also determined that she will sit on you and will ignore all squeaks, yelps and attempts to move her paws. Yes. She's a sadist.
My old boy is a Hobbit. He wants 2nd (and 3rd) breakfast and to nap by the fire. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"When a cat sits on your lap clawing you in rhythm to their purring. Do they really love you, or just love hurting you?
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Just last to walk to they rope stand and give nails a good stretch …
Why bother all way there to stand up , when here is closer and luckily with a spa head massage for free included … |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"When a cat sits on your lap clawing you in rhythm to their purring. Do they really love you, or just love hurting you?
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try a polydactyl mainecoon. It's torture. |
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Yes, sadists but affectionate, to suit 