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Whilst creating a new profile bio, I was mulling over how to explain the sort of people we are looking for. There was nothing I came up with, which was light-hearted enough. However, I think I came close with the below.
Forgetting the usual bland and boring elimination sentences we all read on profiles, does anyone else have a humorous 'You are not for me/us if you..." sentence?
Our is... You are not for us if you watch EastEnders and think "This is so realistic", this is just how my friends and family behave"  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I was going to reference love island, but I was too slow!
You’re not for me if you’re likely to discuss the latest escapades of Meghan and Harry or any other such irrelevance.
*or vote Tory |
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By *TG3Man
over a year ago
Dorchester |
"Whilst creating a new profile bio, I was mulling over how to explain the sort of people we are looking for. There was nothing I came up with, which was light-hearted enough. However, I think I came close with the below.
Forgetting the usual bland and boring elimination sentences we all read on profiles, does anyone else have a humorous 'You are not for me/us if you..." sentence?
Our is... You are not for us if you watch EastEnders and think "This is so realistic", this is just how my friends and family behave" "
very good actually and eastenders isn't a reflection of London or Londoners  |
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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago
East London |
"Whilst creating a new profile bio, I was mulling over how to explain the sort of people we are looking for. There was nothing I came up with, which was light-hearted enough. However, I think I came close with the below.
Forgetting the usual bland and boring elimination sentences we all read on profiles, does anyone else have a humorous 'You are not for me/us if you..." sentence?
Our is... You are not for us if you watch EastEnders and think "This is so realistic", this is just how my friends and family behave" "
But all people from East London behave like that  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You aren't for us if you don't have a south facing garden and don't enjoy fish finger sandwiches
With tomato ketchup or tartar sauce?"
Jeez we are not that fussy  |
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"Whilst creating a new profile bio, I was mulling over how to explain the sort of people we are looking for. There was nothing I came up with, which was light-hearted enough. However, I think I came close with the below.
Forgetting the usual bland and boring elimination sentences we all read on profiles, does anyone else have a humorous 'You are not for me/us if you..." sentence?
Our is... You are not for us if you watch EastEnders and think "This is so realistic", this is just how my friends and family behave" "
What about if you watch Downton Abbey? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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You’re not for me if you don’t treat retail/hospitality staff like actual human beings.
Been on too many dates where the person was rude to the waiter or bar staff.. no second date |
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