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Breaking News... Pope Resigns
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"BBC,,,, reporting unconfirmed claims the Pope has handed his notice in!!!" Damn I was hoping it was Rafa  | |||
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"He wants to put his feet up lol" That could be true, maybe he has run out of red leather loafers? | |||
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"think the pope has to be one of the most pampered people on earth " heres me thinking it was Mariah Carey!  | |||
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"think the pope has to be one of the most pampered people on earth heres me thinking it was Mariah Carey! " | |||
"Brilliant news if true. Another paid liar in fancy dress gone."  | |||
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"Brilliant news if true. Another paid liar in fancy dress gone." | |||
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"I hope they install the new one with a big enough pair of balls to accept culpability for all the church-led atrocities that have come to light in recent years and to make sure those who are guilty face the courts with the full condemnation of his church.. I’d also like to see whoever gets his job to have a modern-day attitude contraception and abortion….!. "not gonna happen | |||
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"Is this true? I was under the impression that the job was for the rest of one's life and that resigning wasn't an option. It's akin to saying, "Erm, I not as Godly as I was when I accepted the position." "Bbc news reporting that he gone by end of month, sure Dan Brown will get another book out of it all  | |||
"Is this true? I was under the impression that the job was for the rest of one's life and that resigning wasn't an option. It's akin to saying, "Erm, I not as Godly as I was when I accepted the position." "Looks to 100% true. It was always possible he'd seek to pass on the jackboots of the fisherman. | |||
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"Wonder if he is on 3 months or 6 months notice !" Looks like its just a month | |||
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"The implication from the statement is that he may be suffering from dementia." never been a problem for previous incumbents | |||
"Who said child abuse ? " The people who's posts I removed. | |||
"I hope they install the new one with a big enough pair of balls to accept culpability for all the church-led atrocities that have come to light in recent years and to make sure those who are guilty face the courts with the full condemnation of his church.. I’d also like to see whoever gets his job to have a modern-day attitude contraception and abortion….!. "Pipedream, and I doubt the majority of Catholics would want it to. | |||
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"Who said child abuse ? The people who's posts I removed." ok sorry x  | |||
"Its just been announced the The Holy Father had resigned ahead of being named the new manager of Chelsea FC." More breaking news - Roman Abramovich has already sacked him just to be on the safe side | |||
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"Its just been announced the The Holy Father had resigned ahead of being named the new manager of Chelsea FC." he's not that desperate.. | |||
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"Its just been announced the The Holy Father had resigned ahead of being named the new manager of Chelsea FC. he's not that desperate.." Roman? Yeah he is. | |||
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"I suspect ill health of some sort." My thoughts exactly..... | |||
"Its just been announced the The Holy Father had resigned ahead of being named the new manager of Chelsea FC. he's not that desperate.. Roman? Yeah he is." Roman's deluded.. surprised he has'nt set up his own league so he can win it every year.. | |||
"I suspect ill health of some sort. My thoughts exactly....." tend to agree, to go so suddenly and with no leaks of it leads in that direction.. | |||
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" Few funny comments and few in bad taste. Long and short is that Religion has been instrumental in shaping the world. Quite often in a negative way, but quite often in a positive way. Yes there is a dark past to Catholicism, but surely focusing on a brighter future is more important? Many people will be indifferent to the news, but it is newsworthy. Ps no I'm not Catholic ! " A bright future? I struggle to comprehend an organisation that puts itself above the welfare of children in it's care. It should have all it's buildings raised to the ground and all it's priests jailed as they are all complicit if they continue to do nothing to stop what has been going on for centuries. | |||
"Brilliant news if true. Another paid liar in fancy dress gone." To be replaced by another paid liar in fancy dress. Though hopefully the next one might be slightly more liberal than the current homophobic, mysoginistic former Hitler Youth member. | |||
"Haha,,,I think Ex MP Ann Widdecombe, must have been at the communion wine this morning….!. She just gave a mini rollicking to a news reporter for even suggesting the Pope involves himself with church politics…….!. "Widdecombe's the kind of religious nutter who gives religious nutters a bad name. | |||
"think the pope has to be one of the most pampered people on earth " here's me thinking it was the wife | |||
"think the pope has to be one of the most pampered people on earth here's me thinking it was the wife " he has a wife..
there's the reason then.. | |||
" Few funny comments and few in bad taste. Long and short is that Religion has been instrumental in shaping the world. Quite often in a negative way, but quite often in a positive way. Yes there is a dark past to Catholicism, but surely focusing on a brighter future is more important? Many people will be indifferent to the news, but it is newsworthy. Ps no I'm not Catholic ! " Seldom in a positive way. There's no future for organised religion. It ain't just about the Catholics. They're all as bad as each other - give or take a bit. | |||
"Brilliant news if true. Another paid liar in fancy dress gone. To be replaced by another paid liar in fancy dress. Though hopefully the next one might be slightly more liberal than the current homophobic, mysoginistic former Hitler Youth member." Ah widnae haud yer breath. | |||
(thanks Sickipedia) | |||
"Brilliant news if true. Another paid liar in fancy dress gone. To be replaced by another paid liar in fancy dress. Though hopefully the next one might be slightly more liberal than the current homophobic, mysoginistic former Hitler Youth member. Ah widnae haud yer breath." latin? | |||
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"......... Ah widnae haud yer breath. latin?" Fraid not. I struggle with English and Scots. Latin's beyond me. | |||
"Brilliant news if true. Another paid liar in fancy dress gone. To be replaced by another paid liar in fancy dress. Though hopefully the next one might be slightly more liberal than the current homophobic, mysoginistic former Hitler Youth member. Ah widnae haud yer breath." And that's the scariest part. He'll be replaced by someone equally morally reprehensible. | |||
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"You know the economy is bad when even God is laying people off (thanks Sickipedia)"That made me chuckle | |||
"Hang on. If the pope is God and his voice on earth, does that mean that at least for the time between him retiring and a new pope sworn in, there would be conclusively no God?" You forgot St Peter. | |||
"Hang on. If the pope is God and his voice on earth, does that mean that at least for the time between him retiring and a new pope sworn in, there would be conclusively no God?" oh no ! What shall we do ? Run around like headless chickens ? Maybe if there is no god for a period of time people will stop killing in the name of him for a while ? Watch this space............ | |||
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"No, what would happen is that the church would come up with an overly complicated work-around excuse that relies totally on faith and the absence of any proof at all. Silly me..." He;s German, what do you expect...cant succeed at anything.  | |||
"......... Ah widnae haud yer breath. latin? Fraid not. I struggle with English and Scots. Latin's beyond me." | |||
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"He feels he is too old to continue apparently I wonder what strenuous exercise being the pope involves? " Squat thrusts, stretching out the gusset on them thick tights he wears under that frock,,,,, hey,,, seriously you need to keep the air circulating otherwise it can become a tad moist under there… …. | |||
" Few funny comments and few in bad taste. Long and short is that Religion has been instrumental in shaping the world. Quite often in a negative way, but quite often in a positive way. Yes there is a dark past to Catholicism, but surely focusing on a brighter future is more important? Many people will be indifferent to the news, but it is newsworthy. Ps no I'm not Catholic ! Seldom in a positive way. There's no future for organised religion. It ain't just about the Catholics. They're all as bad as each other - give or take a bit." So all the Christian aid across the world is negative ? Don't confuse the infrastructure with the goodwill of many. Besides what exactly does modern day Britain promote aside from self indulgence ? Atheist or believer, Christian values promote kindness and better ways. Why do so many feel such ways are something to ridicule ? | |||
"He feels he is too old to continue apparently I wonder what strenuous exercise being the pope involves? Squat thrusts, stretching out the gusset on them thick tights he wears under that frock,,,,, hey,,, seriously you need to keep the air circulating otherwise it can become a tad moist under there… …. "I cannot imagine you in that costume. Are you speaking from experience? | |||
"He feels he is too old to continue apparently I wonder what strenuous exercise being the pope involves? Squat thrusts, stretching out the gusset on them thick tights he wears under that frock,,,,, hey,,, seriously you need to keep the air circulating otherwise it can become a tad moist under there… …. I cannot imagine you in that costume. Are you speaking from experience? "Noooo Affro.... Mine would have a much short hemline way above the knee….!. | |||
"He feels he is too old to continue apparently I wonder what strenuous exercise being the pope involves? Squat thrusts, stretching out the gusset on them thick tights he wears under that frock,,,,, hey,,, seriously you need to keep the air circulating otherwise it can become a tad moist under there… …. I cannot imagine you in that costume. Are you speaking from experience?
Noooo Affro.... Mine would have a much short hemline way above the knee….!. "I am so fed up with these "look at me and my legs" threads...;-) | |||
"He feels he is too old to continue apparently I wonder what strenuous exercise being the pope involves? Squat thrusts, stretching out the gusset on them thick tights he wears under that frock,,,,, hey,,, seriously you need to keep the air circulating otherwise it can become a tad moist under there… …. I cannot imagine you in that costume. Are you speaking from experience?
Noooo Affro.... Mine would have a much short hemline way above the knee….!. "I bet all that heavy brocade can play havoc within the vestibules and confession box | |||
"He feels he is too old to continue apparently I wonder what strenuous exercise being the pope involves? Squat thrusts, stretching out the gusset on them thick tights he wears under that frock,,,,, hey,,, seriously you need to keep the air circulating otherwise it can become a tad moist under there… …. I cannot imagine you in that costume. Are you speaking from experience?
Noooo Affro.... Mine would have a much short hemline way above the knee….!.
I bet all that heavy brocade can play havoc within the vestibules and confession box "Oo'er... now there's a point !,,,,,, Who does the pope give his confession too... eh! | |||
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"He feels he is too old to continue apparently I wonder what strenuous exercise being the pope involves? Squat thrusts, stretching out the gusset on them thick tights he wears under that frock,,,,, hey,,, seriously you need to keep the air circulating otherwise it can become a tad moist under there… …. I cannot imagine you in that costume. Are you speaking from experience?
Noooo Affro.... Mine would have a much short hemline way above the knee….!. I am so fed up with these "look at me and my legs" threads...;-)"pah,,, says you flashing ya lovely pins with reckless abandon.... | |||
"He feels he is too old to continue apparently I wonder what strenuous exercise being the pope involves? Squat thrusts, stretching out the gusset on them thick tights he wears under that frock,,,,, hey,,, seriously you need to keep the air circulating otherwise it can become a tad moist under there… …. I cannot imagine you in that costume. Are you speaking from experience?
Noooo Affro.... Mine would have a much short hemline way above the knee….!.
I bet all that heavy brocade can play havoc within the vestibules and confession box
Oo'er... now there's a point !,,,,,,
Who does the pope give his confession too... eh! "The pope does have his own confessor. I imagine it will now be a similar situation as if he'd died - though slightly less pressure since they still have a sitting pope. Wonder if he gets to vote as part of the college of cardinals? (ps soxy, I see you more in all that cardinal scarlet than papal white) | |||
"He feels he is too old to continue apparently I wonder what strenuous exercise being the pope involves? Squat thrusts, stretching out the gusset on them thick tights he wears under that frock,,,,, hey,,, seriously you need to keep the air circulating otherwise it can become a tad moist under there… …. I cannot imagine you in that costume. Are you speaking from experience?
Noooo Affro.... Mine would have a much short hemline way above the knee….!.
I bet all that heavy brocade can play havoc within the vestibules and confession box
Oo'er... now there's a point !,,,,,,
Who does the pope give his confession too... eh!
The pope does have his own confessor.
I imagine it will now be a similar situation as if he'd died - though slightly less pressure since they still have a sitting pope.
Wonder if he gets to vote as part of the college of cardinals?
(ps soxy, I see you more in all that cardinal scarlet than papal white)"OMG don't encourage Soxy... he ll be offering to listen to our confessions next... | |||
"He feels he is too old to continue apparently I wonder what strenuous exercise being the pope involves? Squat thrusts, stretching out the gusset on them thick tights he wears under that frock,,,,, hey,,, seriously you need to keep the air circulating otherwise it can become a tad moist under there… …. I cannot imagine you in that costume. Are you speaking from experience?
Noooo Affro.... Mine would have a much short hemline way above the knee….!.
I bet all that heavy brocade can play havoc within the vestibules and confession box
Oo'er... now there's a point !,,,,,,
Who does the pope give his confession too... eh!
The pope does have his own confessor.
I imagine it will now be a similar situation as if he'd died - though slightly less pressure since they still have a sitting pope.
Wonder if he gets to vote as part of the college of cardinals?
(ps soxy, I see you more in all that cardinal scarlet than papal white)OMG don't encourage Soxy... he ll be offering to listen to our confessions next... "Thanks to your encouragement he already is! | |||
"He feels he is too old to continue apparently I wonder what strenuous exercise being the pope involves? Squat thrusts, stretching out the gusset on them thick tights he wears under that frock,,,,, hey,,, seriously you need to keep the air circulating otherwise it can become a tad moist under there… …. I cannot imagine you in that costume. Are you speaking from experience?
Noooo Affro.... Mine would have a much short hemline way above the knee….!.
I bet all that heavy brocade can play havoc within the vestibules and confession box
Oo'er... now there's a point !,,,,,,
Who does the pope give his confession too... eh!
The pope does have his own confessor.
I imagine it will now be a similar situation as if he'd died - though slightly less pressure since they still have a sitting pope.
Wonder if he gets to vote as part of the college of cardinals?
(ps soxy, I see you more in all that cardinal scarlet than papal white)"Ah ok… thanks ,,, that’s explains that,,,,,,, But here’s a thing,,,, ? So if the Pope give a confession to his confessor which contains something so controversial that the confessor feels overwhelmingly compelled to confess his knowledge of this deed to admonish himself from contrition …. Who’s he gonna call…. Pope-busters? Oh btw,,,Yeah your right ,,,, the Scarlet would be more in keeping with the amount of time I spend on the bottom…. | |||
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"I hope they install the new one with a big enough pair of balls to accept culpability for all the church-led atrocities that have come to light in recent years and to make sure those who are guilty face the courts with the full condemnation of his church.. I’d also like to see whoever gets his job to have a modern-day attitude contraception and abortion….!. "Perfectly put soxy, I totally agree X | |||
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"I've missed so much news... who knew Pope's could still resign? What's a Papal Pension?" The Catholic Church has never paid a PAPAL Pension before. Wonder if its index linked though. Does he get free lodgings in the Vatican to go with it. So many questions, makes you wonder how long they actually thought an 85 year old was going to carry on though. | |||
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"They should make the popes job hereditary that would sort lots of problems out " | |||
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"BBC,,,, reporting unconfirmed claims the Pope has handed his notice in!!!" Im not catholic and dont concern myself with whats happening at the top so to speak.I will say tho.... This pope doesnt seem to do much....The one before him was out and about and seemed a nice guy....this one seems to have been hiding himself away most of the time. so maybe its a good idea if he goes. | |||
"He wants to put his feet up lol" And relax with a long glass of cool popesy cola.. | |||
"They should make the popes job hereditary that would sort lots of problems out
"Brill | |||
