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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Your a burglar but you can only steal things that mildly inconvenience your victim. What are you taking ?
I'm taking the plate that goes in the microwave and the battery from a vibaratior  |
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"Your a burglar but you can only steal things that mildly inconvenience your victim. What are you taking ?
I'm taking the plate that goes in the microwave and the battery from a vibaratior "
I would steal you as you wouldn't be inconvenienced at all and would be highly pleasured
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By *unchalMan
over a year ago
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"Your a burglar but you can only steal things that mildly inconvenience your victim. What are you taking ?
I'm taking the plate that goes in the microwave and the battery from a vibaratior "
One sock from every pair. |
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"Your a burglar but you can only steal things that mildly inconvenience your victim. What are you taking ?
I'm taking the plate that goes in the microwave and the battery from a vibaratior
One sock from every pair. "
Someone’s already done that in this house! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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For the ladies-
1 stocking from each pair
1 piece from matching lingerie whether it be panties, bra or suspender belt.
1 false nail so there are only 9
1 false eyelash.
For the gents-
TV remote
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"For the ladies-
1 stocking from each pair
1 piece from matching lingerie whether it be panties, bra or suspender belt.
1 false nail so there are only 9
1 false eyelash.
For the gents-
TV remote
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Ah Fred, you can be our burglar. Zero inconvenience to me 
J |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"For the ladies-
1 stocking from each pair
1 piece from matching lingerie whether it be panties, bra or suspender belt.
1 false nail so there are only 9
1 false eyelash.
For the gents-
TV remote
Ah Fred, you can be our burglar. Zero inconvenience to me
J"
Anytime J
Would Beef be upset?
No remote
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Washers from taps, so you get a constant annoying drip.
Remote control
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Nope I'd not be able to cope. Can't even have a clock that ticks. Drives me nuts |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Handles from the wardrobes / chest of drawers etc.
The plastic base with the wheels that the playe from the microwave sits on.
Brush / cloth to wash the dishes.
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Oh handles. That's a good one. |
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"Your a burglar but you can only steal things that mildly inconvenience your victim. What are you taking ?
I'm taking the plate that goes in the microwave and the battery from a vibaratior "
I use these as insults to my mates or to be cheeky
The nails holding up picture frames and clocks
All the left shoe laces
A single battery out of everything
Ten percent of the carpet
The corks or tops of lids to drinks especially alcohol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Please, I can’t even pronounce Burglar 
Because I stole your ability to!
Mildly inconvenience at its best  "
Thats one of my favourite posts this year lol  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Please, I can’t even pronounce Burglar
Because I stole your ability to!
Mildly inconvenience at its best
Ok that actually made me laugh
I needed that "
It was funny to be fair |
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"Given the current heat, the keys to the locked windows.
Oh good idea. Everyone inside would have to get naked then to cool down "
On this note I believe the handles to all wardrobes and draws with clothes will be my theft. Just to help x |
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"Your a burglar but you can only steal things that mildly inconvenience your victim. What are you taking ?
I'm taking the plate that goes in the microwave and the battery from a vibaratior "
The ice cream maker |
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