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"Vagina squirt
Does that come in a tub or a bottle and can I buy it in tesco? "
Better to get the organic stuff direct from the source, more ethical than that factory farmed vagina squirt ![](/icons/s/rolleyes.gif) |
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"Vagina squirt
Does that come in a tub or a bottle and can I buy it in tesco?
Better to get the organic stuff direct from the source, more ethical than that factory farmed vagina squirt "
I just got a really weird mental image of that farm |
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"Hi all, last couple of weeks I've noticed my beard just isn't as soft as usual. Do any of the chaps use anything in particular? "
I’ll oil it for you
F’nar f’nar. Nudge nudge
(Jennie made me do it) |
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"Vagina squirt
Does that come in a tub or a bottle and can I buy it in tesco?
Better to get the organic stuff direct from the source, more ethical than that factory farmed vagina squirt "
Happy to come to the source ![](/icons/s/cool.gif) |
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"Hi all, last couple of weeks I've noticed my beard just isn't as soft as usual. Do any of the chaps use anything in particular?
I’ll oil it for you
F’nar f’nar. Nudge nudge
(Jennie made me do it)"
I think you mean Jennie made you say it. If Jennie had made you do it I think I'd remember ![](/icons/s/cool.gif) |
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"Hi all, last couple of weeks I've noticed my beard just isn't as soft as usual. Do any of the chaps use anything in particular?
I’ll oil it for you
F’nar f’nar. Nudge nudge
(Jennie made me do it)
I think you mean Jennie made you say it. If Jennie had made you do it I think I'd remember "
That would be a very odd dynamic
And quite the mental image… |
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"Hi all, last couple of weeks I've noticed my beard just isn't as soft as usual. Do any of the chaps use anything in particular?
I’ll oil it for you
F’nar f’nar. Nudge nudge
(Jennie made me do it)
I think you mean Jennie made you say it. If Jennie had made you do it I think I'd remember
That would be a very odd dynamic
And quite the mental image…"
It works in my head
Should I be worried about that? ![](/icons/s/cool.gif) |
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By *KloganMan
over a year ago
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On a practical note…
I use the Horace range.. there Lemon and Mint which is really nice or they have tobacco and charcoal oils too..
It takes away all the itch at any length and well, it helps my salt and pepper look very dapper indeed.
Hope that helps.. |
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"On a practical note…
I use the Horace range.. there Lemon and Mint which is really nice or they have tobacco and charcoal oils too..
It takes away all the itch at any length and well, it helps my salt and pepper look very dapper indeed.
Hope that helps.. "
Cheers. Does that mean it's a dye? I'm not fussed about the grey ![](/icons/s/cool.gif) |
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