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Oh I don't know.
Maybe if you send a sadface emoji?
Tell me it's a shame?
Then try a please please please?
Then tell me how you're so fucking amazing in bed and I'm missing out?
Then call me an ugly fat bitch?
Then another please please please?
It gets pretty hard to keep resisting the allure at that point |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Ok im wearing my ‘SMASH MAH BACKDOORS IN’ teeshirt. Will someone do me now? Please please please. You’re so beautiful you wont regret it. Give me your genitals…. |
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"Oh I don't know.
Maybe if you send a sadface emoji?
Tell me it's a shame?
Then try a please please please?
Then tell me how you're so fucking amazing in bed and I'm missing out?
Then call me an ugly fat bitch?
Then another please please please?
It gets pretty hard to keep resisting the allure at that point "
You missed the bit where they tell you a family member is terminally I’ll and only sex with you will enable them to cope ( aka pity shag ) lol |
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"Oh I don't know.
Maybe if you send a sadface emoji?
Tell me it's a shame?
Then try a please please please?
Then tell me how you're so fucking amazing in bed and I'm missing out?
Then call me an ugly fat bitch?
Then another please please please?
It gets pretty hard to keep resisting the allure at that point
You missed the bit where they tell you a family member is terminally I’ll and only sex with you will enable them to cope ( aka pity shag ) lol"
The latest one is they are dying and they want to turn their ashes into a diamond for me to wear between my breasts. I got that one from 3 different guys in the same week. |
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"Oh I don't know.
Maybe if you send a sadface emoji?
Tell me it's a shame?
Then try a please please please?
Then tell me how you're so fucking amazing in bed and I'm missing out?
Then call me an ugly fat bitch?
Then another please please please?
It gets pretty hard to keep resisting the allure at that point
You missed the bit where they tell you a family member is terminally I’ll and only sex with you will enable them to cope ( aka pity shag ) lol
The latest one is they are dying and they want to turn their ashes into a diamond for me to wear between my breasts. I got that one from 3 different guys in the same week."
Holy f**kballs, that’s a whole new level of cringe. Please do tell how you responded |
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"Oh I don't know.
Maybe if you send a sadface emoji?
Tell me it's a shame?
Then try a please please please?
Then tell me how you're so fucking amazing in bed and I'm missing out?
Then call me an ugly fat bitch?
Then another please please please?
It gets pretty hard to keep resisting the allure at that point
You missed the bit where they tell you a family member is terminally I’ll and only sex with you will enable them to cope ( aka pity shag ) lol
The latest one is they are dying and they want to turn their ashes into a diamond for me to wear between my breasts. I got that one from 3 different guys in the same week.
Holy f**kballs, that’s a whole new level of cringe. Please do tell how you responded "
My eyes nearly got stuck from rolling them. |
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"Oh I don't know.
Maybe if you send a sadface emoji?
Tell me it's a shame?
Then try a please please please?
Then tell me how you're so fucking amazing in bed and I'm missing out?
Then call me an ugly fat bitch?
Then another please please please?
It gets pretty hard to keep resisting the allure at that point "
I love the “but pleaaasssseeee” bit the best.
It makes me smile |
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"I'll make it worth your while
We could have do much fun
We'd be great together
I tick all your boxes
What do you reply?
Usually just hit the block button "
Oh god… I love to put something really sarcastic |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Please have a normal mind because it is weird to be normal on fab. Please talk about your breaststroke weighty boobs.. Please tell me not to block a weird one |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"The list of things i need to say is getting longer. I cant keep up just give me shagging already. Please
You’ve convinced me Sweet "
Well its a bit late now i’ve orgasmed like 14 times looking at all the commenters pictures. Give me 3 mins to recover |
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