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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Think cold parquet floors
Whats your favourite Jesus Banger?
Mine, lord of the dance
…dance dance wherever he may be…"
Ah the dance settee as I thought it was at junior school. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Think cold parquet floors
Whats your favourite Jesus Banger?
Mine, lord of the dance
…dance dance wherever he may be…
Ah the dance settee as I thought it was at junior school."
Ba ha ha ha!! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"When I Needed a Neighbour.
We chuckled away cos it had the word naked in."I was cold I was naked, where you there, where you there""
Snorts, ba ha ha ha! |
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Fight the good fight with all thy might,
Sit on a stick of dynamite,
Light the fuse and you will be,
The quickest man to the cemetery
The first line is as per the hymn books, the rest is a bit freestyle  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Bearing in mind it was a long time ago. Hymn 66 in our green swirly hymnbooks at primary school: Onward Christian Soldiers."
How cud i forget that belter?!!? |
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"Autumn Days.
"Jetplanes meeting in the air to be refuelled"
Lyrical perfection 
J"
And I am back sat on one of those cute little benches in my primary school hall...
It will tell you about my family's religious leanings when I say I have a soft spot for a good 'Ave Maria'! |
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By *ogo1189Man
over a year ago
Rossendale |
Oil in my lamp
“Sing hosanna, sing hosanna, sing hosanna to the king of kings”
We had a great music teacher in primary school. We’d build that up to a crescendo which was completely over the heads of ten year old us but looking back really was quality
Which is probably why our choir was lucky enough to sing with the London symphony orchestra
Not a Jesus banger but Algy met a bear was a great warmup too
Algy met a bear
The met Algy
The bear grew bulgie
The bulge was Algy |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Autumn Days.
"Jetplanes meeting in the air to be refuelled"
Lyrical perfection
J
Ah those benches with the hook things underneath so cud attach them to the climbing bars!
And I am back sat on one of those cute little benches in my primary school hall...
It will tell you about my family's religious leanings when I say I have a soft spot for a good 'Ave Maria'!"
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Oil in my lamp
“Sing hosanna, sing hosanna, sing hosanna to the king of kings”
We had a great music teacher in primary school. We’d build that up to a crescendo which was completely over the heads of ten year old us but looking back really was quality
Which is probably why our choir was lucky enough to sing with the London symphony orchestra
Not a Jesus banger but Algy met a bear was a great warmup too
Algy met a bear
The met Algy
The bear grew bulgie
The bulge was Algy"
Good shout, oil in my lamp, love it |
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"Autumn Days.
"Jetplanes meeting in the air to be refuelled"
Lyrical perfection
J
Ah those benches with the hook things underneath so cud attach them to the climbing bars!
And I am back sat on one of those cute little benches in my primary school hall...
It will tell you about my family's religious leanings when I say I have a soft spot for a good 'Ave Maria'!"
Ah yes, those magic climbing frames that just appeared from the walls! 80s schools really were quite ingenious!
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By *abioMan
over a year ago
Newcastle and Gateshead |
Shine Jesus shine was a proper catholic school retreat classic!! Shout out to the kintbury massive!
As a rugby fan it would be remiss of me not to mention either Jerusalem or guide me oh they great Jehovah…
One for the rugby league brethren… Tongan himi 114… it’s a belter! |
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"Haha this has bought some memories back, do they still do them at school now?? I'm guessing probably not and times have changed!"
I mean, religious schools sure.
Did non religious state schools have them? Why would they?
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"Haha this has bought some memories back, do they still do them at school now?? I'm guessing probably not and times have changed!
I mean, religious schools sure.
Did non religious state schools have them? Why would they?
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Mine certainly wasn't what I'd call religious and from speaking to my friends years ago neither were theirs but we still sung hyms! |
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By *ogo1189Man
over a year ago
Rossendale |
"Haha this has bought some memories back, do they still do them at school now?? I'm guessing probably not and times have changed!
I mean, religious schools sure.
Did non religious state schools have them? Why would they?
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They’ve gone all Christian rock with schools now. “My lighthouse” and such
Oo! He’s got the whole world in his hands!
That’s one from my school I was reminded of. They don’t do that now. Now they do “my god is a great big god” |
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This is etched in my brain forever! Please tell me I'm not the only one?
My God is so BIG *stands on tiptoes*, so STRONG *makes muscles arms* and so MIGHTY
*waggles finger with attitude* There's nothing that He cannot do |
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"Haha this has bought some memories back, do they still do them at school now?? I'm guessing probably not and times have changed!
I mean, religious schools sure.
Did non religious state schools have them? Why would they?
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Yes they did. Especially if the head was old school. Most schools had to have a Christian ethos as this is a Christian country or some such bollocks.
This little light of mine
That's the only one I could just about tolerate  |
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"Haha this has bought some memories back, do they still do them at school now?? I'm guessing probably not and times have changed!
I mean, religious schools sure.
Did non religious state schools have them? Why would they?
Yes they did. Especially if the head was old school. Most schools had to have a Christian ethos as this is a Christian country or some such bollocks.
This little light of mine
That's the only one I could just about tolerate "
I believe all state schools are still nominally supposed to perform one act of religious devotion each day. Most claim that saying grace before lunch counts, or similar. Or having an assembly with a tenuous connection to a biblical story. |
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"If I had a hammer. Proper banger
Haha quality. And your namesake song too...
Little bird I have heard what a merry song you sing. I think I had to play that on the recorder in assembly."
Glad you like it… I like to sing directly to the baby Jesus  |
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"Haha this has bought some memories back, do they still do them at school now?? I'm guessing probably not and times have changed!
I mean, religious schools sure.
Did non religious state schools have them? Why would they?
Yes they did. Especially if the head was old school. Most schools had to have a Christian ethos as this is a Christian country or some such bollocks.
This little light of mine
That's the only one I could just about tolerate
I believe all state schools are still nominally supposed to perform one act of religious devotion each day. Most claim that saying grace before lunch counts, or similar. Or having an assembly with a tenuous connection to a biblical story. "
It's a daily act of collective worship and it doesn't have to be Christian |
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"Haha this has bought some memories back, do they still do them at school now?? I'm guessing probably not and times have changed!
I mean, religious schools sure.
Did non religious state schools have them? Why would they?
Yes they did. Especially if the head was old school. Most schools had to have a Christian ethos as this is a Christian country or some such bollocks.
This little light of mine
That's the only one I could just about tolerate
I believe all state schools are still nominally supposed to perform one act of religious devotion each day. Most claim that saying grace before lunch counts, or similar. Or having an assembly with a tenuous connection to a biblical story.
It's a daily act of collective worship and it doesn't have to be Christian "
I didn't say it did have to be Christian
Daily act of worship is still much more religious than most non faith schools would like to be...... |
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"Haha this has bought some memories back, do they still do them at school now?? I'm guessing probably not and times have changed!
I mean, religious schools sure.
Did non religious state schools have them? Why would they?
Yes they did. Especially if the head was old school. Most schools had to have a Christian ethos as this is a Christian country or some such bollocks.
This little light of mine
That's the only one I could just about tolerate
I believe all state schools are still nominally supposed to perform one act of religious devotion each day. Most claim that saying grace before lunch counts, or similar. Or having an assembly with a tenuous connection to a biblical story.
It's a daily act of collective worship and it doesn't have to be Christian
I didn't say it did have to be Christian
Daily act of worship is still much more religious than most non faith schools would like to be......"
I agree entirely. No prayers or any of that. We just close our eyes and reflect or some shit |
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"Haha this has bought some memories back, do they still do them at school now?? I'm guessing probably not and times have changed!
I mean, religious schools sure.
Did non religious state schools have them? Why would they?
Yes they did. Especially if the head was old school. Most schools had to have a Christian ethos as this is a Christian country or some such bollocks.
This little light of mine
That's the only one I could just about tolerate
I believe all state schools are still nominally supposed to perform one act of religious devotion each day. Most claim that saying grace before lunch counts, or similar. Or having an assembly with a tenuous connection to a biblical story.
It's a daily act of collective worship and it doesn't have to be Christian
I didn't say it did have to be Christian
Daily act of worship is still much more religious than most non faith schools would like to be......"
I'm actually quite (pleasantly) surprised they *don't* have to be Christian - Established Church and all that jazz... |
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"Haha this has bought some memories back, do they still do them at school now?? I'm guessing probably not and times have changed!
I mean, religious schools sure.
Did non religious state schools have them? Why would they?
Yes they did. Especially if the head was old school. Most schools had to have a Christian ethos as this is a Christian country or some such bollocks.
This little light of mine
That's the only one I could just about tolerate
I believe all state schools are still nominally supposed to perform one act of religious devotion each day. Most claim that saying grace before lunch counts, or similar. Or having an assembly with a tenuous connection to a biblical story.
It's a daily act of collective worship and it doesn't have to be Christian
I didn't say it did have to be Christian
Daily act of worship is still much more religious than most non faith schools would like to be......
I'm actually quite (pleasantly) surprised they *don't* have to be Christian - Established Church and all that jazz..."
I don't know if it had to be Christian previously, but think it's pretty well understood that there are faith schools of all flavours (and non faith schools too). |
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"Haha this has bought some memories back, do they still do them at school now?? I'm guessing probably not and times have changed!
I mean, religious schools sure.
Did non religious state schools have them? Why would they?
Yes they did. Especially if the head was old school. Most schools had to have a Christian ethos as this is a Christian country or some such bollocks.
This little light of mine
That's the only one I could just about tolerate
I believe all state schools are still nominally supposed to perform one act of religious devotion each day. Most claim that saying grace before lunch counts, or similar. Or having an assembly with a tenuous connection to a biblical story.
It's a daily act of collective worship and it doesn't have to be Christian
I didn't say it did have to be Christian
Daily act of worship is still much more religious than most non faith schools would like to be......
I'm actually quite (pleasantly) surprised they *don't* have to be Christian - Established Church and all that jazz...
I don't know if it had to be Christian previously, but think it's pretty well understood that there are faith schools of all flavours (and non faith schools too). "
I've experienced some extremes of most faiths |
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"Haha this has bought some memories back, do they still do them at school now?? I'm guessing probably not and times have changed!
I mean, religious schools sure.
Did non religious state schools have them? Why would they?
Yes they did. Especially if the head was old school. Most schools had to have a Christian ethos as this is a Christian country or some such bollocks.
This little light of mine
That's the only one I could just about tolerate
I believe all state schools are still nominally supposed to perform one act of religious devotion each day. Most claim that saying grace before lunch counts, or similar. Or having an assembly with a tenuous connection to a biblical story.
It's a daily act of collective worship and it doesn't have to be Christian
I didn't say it did have to be Christian
Daily act of worship is still much more religious than most non faith schools would like to be......
I'm actually quite (pleasantly) surprised they *don't* have to be Christian - Established Church and all that jazz...
I don't know if it had to be Christian previously, but think it's pretty well understood that there are faith schools of all flavours (and non faith schools too). "
Yes..ignore me. I had a moment. |
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"Haha this has bought some memories back, do they still do them at school now?? I'm guessing probably not and times have changed!
I mean, religious schools sure.
Did non religious state schools have them? Why would they?
Yes they did. Especially if the head was old school. Most schools had to have a Christian ethos as this is a Christian country or some such bollocks.
This little light of mine
That's the only one I could just about tolerate
I believe all state schools are still nominally supposed to perform one act of religious devotion each day. Most claim that saying grace before lunch counts, or similar. Or having an assembly with a tenuous connection to a biblical story.
It's a daily act of collective worship and it doesn't have to be Christian
I didn't say it did have to be Christian
Daily act of worship is still much more religious than most non faith schools would like to be......
I'm actually quite (pleasantly) surprised they *don't* have to be Christian - Established Church and all that jazz...
I don't know if it had to be Christian previously, but think it's pretty well understood that there are faith schools of all flavours (and non faith schools too).
Yes..ignore me. I had a moment."
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