My kids love going to this park that’s a good 25 minute walk from my place. It has big swings (I have to push due to its size). I tried to convince them it looks like rain is due or go to a smaller park that I don’t have to do anything.
We are at the park with the big swing, I’m a terrible father  |
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"I microwaved the half cup of cold tea from last night  "
No judgement from me. I finished the long defrosted slushie that's been on my dressing table from Friday. It was either that or bathroom tap water to save me going downstairs
I really am ashamed of myself  |
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"I microwaved the half cup of cold tea from last night
No judgement from me. I finished the long defrosted slushie that's been on my dressing table from Friday. It was either that or bathroom tap water to save me going downstairs
I really am ashamed of myself "
Filthy.
But a bit sexy |
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"I fed my dogs pieces of my sausage by hand then finished off the rest of the bread without washing my hand.
I didn't lick my fingers though, I'm not a savage."
Get the digs to the vet pronto! |
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"I fed my dogs pieces of my sausage by hand then finished off the rest of the bread without washing my hand.
I didn't lick my fingers though, I'm not a savage.
Get the digs to the vet pronto! "
*dogs |
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"I microwaved the half cup of cold tea from last night
This is a good sign that you make a decent cuppa. It takes time and effort watching that teabag brew to perfection. "
Ill take that.
Obviously I hiked the dead moth out first! |
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"Was it ONE sausage roll cut into quarters or FOUR Greggs sausage rolls , full size, "
Oh bitch please!
Who on God's green, lovely Earth cuths Greggs dausage rolls into quarters?
OMFG |
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"I'm Peach_Pitt ... I'm disgusting ... I just ate 4 Greggs sausage rolls COLD because I'm too lazy to go heat them up 
What have you done today to make you feel not so proud "
Don’t you find they actually taste completely different cold, not better, not worse, just different |
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"Was it ONE sausage roll cut into quarters or FOUR Greggs sausage rolls , full size,
Oh bitch please!
Who on God's green, lovely Earth cuths Greggs dausage rolls into quarters?
OMFG"
Those of us with dainty hands and tight orifices...... That's WHO
dausage ? |
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"Was it ONE sausage roll cut into quarters or FOUR Greggs sausage rolls , full size,
Oh bitch please!
Who on God's green, lovely Earth cuths Greggs dausage rolls into quarters?
OMFG
Those of us with dainty hands and tight orifices...... That's WHO
dausage ?"
and cuth!
fcuk my tpying |
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"Was it ONE sausage roll cut into quarters or FOUR Greggs sausage rolls , full size,
Oh bitch please!
Who on God's green, lovely Earth cuths Greggs dausage rolls into quarters?
OMFG
Those of us with dainty hands and tight orifices...... That's WHO
dausage ?
and cuth!
fcuk my tpying"
I make mistakes when I'm wanking too ! Don't get cuthed up about it x |
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"My kids love going to this park that’s a good 25 minute walk from my place. It has big swings (I have to push due to its size). I tried to convince them it looks like rain is due or go to a smaller park that I don’t have to do anything.
We are at the park with the big swing, I’m a terrible father "
Nah. I encouraged our daughter to put our wellies on and go outside rather than play another game of Top Trumps |
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"Was it ONE sausage roll cut into quarters or FOUR Greggs sausage rolls , full size,
Oh bitch please!
Who on God's green, lovely Earth cuths Greggs dausage rolls into quarters?
OMFG"
Certainly not me it was of course 4 full sized! |
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"Was it ONE sausage roll cut into quarters or FOUR Greggs sausage rolls , full size,
Oh bitch please!
Who on God's green, lovely Earth cuths Greggs dausage rolls into quarters?
OMFG
Certainly not me it was of course 4 full sized!"
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I couldn't be bothered to go to shop for bread, so I made cheese on toast using hot cross buns. Actually taste amazing.
I also stole the last bit of milk meant for the kitten and used it in my coffee. |
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