Your a genius scientist and have just watched weird science for the 100th time.
You decide to invent an actual gizmo ( science speak for you thickos) that allows you to input all the best physical and mental attributes of anyone, allowing you to build your perfect partner.
Go.
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Legs 5 inches longer than Naomi Smalls
With the modelling capabilities of Raja the Gemini
A waist 3 inches smaller than Violet Chachki
Possessing the lace front capabilities of Wigs by Vanity
Makeup precision extracted from the Kim Chi
Eyebrows fleeked from Mathu Andersons personal Instagram
Hair more voluminous than The Lady Bunny
Featuring fish resin extracted
From the DNA of Courtney Act and Vivienne Pinet
Comedic skills receiving 5 more laughs per minute
Than Bianca Del Rio and Bob the Drag Queen combined
Lips molded from a composite of Detox and Raven
Breast constructed using the actual tissue of Michelle Visage!
Thicker and juicier than Roxxxy Andrews
Porcelain veneers handcrafted using the blueprints of
Phi Phi O'Hara and Tyra Sanchez
Installed by Jiggly Caliente's Oral Surgeon
With cooter-slam enabled hip joints
Taken from the living body of Katya Zamolodchikova |
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"Legs 5 inches longer than Naomi Smalls
With the modelling capabilities of Raja the Gemini
A waist 3 inches smaller than Violet Chachki
Possessing the lace front capabilities of Wigs by Vanity
Makeup precision extracted from the Kim Chi
Eyebrows fleeked from Mathu Andersons personal Instagram
Hair more voluminous than The Lady Bunny
Featuring fish resin extracted
From the DNA of Courtney Act and Vivienne Pinet
Comedic skills receiving 5 more laughs per minute
Than Bianca Del Rio and Bob the Drag Queen combined
Lips molded from a composite of Detox and Raven
Breast constructed using the actual tissue of Michelle Visage!
Thicker and juicier than Roxxxy Andrews
Porcelain veneers handcrafted using the blueprints of
Phi Phi O'Hara and Tyra Sanchez
Installed by Jiggly Caliente's Oral Surgeon
With cooter-slam enabled hip joints
Taken from the living body of Katya Zamolodchikova"
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"Legs 5 inches longer than Naomi Smalls
With the modelling capabilities of Raja the Gemini
A waist 3 inches smaller than Violet Chachki
Possessing the lace front capabilities of Wigs by Vanity
Makeup precision extracted from the Kim Chi
Eyebrows fleeked from Mathu Andersons personal Instagram
Hair more voluminous than The Lady Bunny
Featuring fish resin extracted
From the DNA of Courtney Act and Vivienne Pinet
Comedic skills receiving 5 more laughs per minute
Than Bianca Del Rio and Bob the Drag Queen combined
Lips molded from a composite of Detox and Raven
Breast constructed using the actual tissue of Michelle Visage!
Thicker and juicier than Roxxxy Andrews
Porcelain veneers handcrafted using the blueprints of
Phi Phi O'Hara and Tyra Sanchez
Installed by Jiggly Caliente's Oral Surgeon
With cooter-slam enabled hip joints
Taken from the living body of Katya Zamolodchikova"
So, a mirror, basically 
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