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You’re so vain
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"My vein " Your veiny penis | |||
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"My vein Your veiny penis"  | |||
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"I'd say it's my eyes Em x" You have stunning eyes Em | |||
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"I'm loving my new fatter tits at the moment, makes a change to hardly having any. Tits & my eyes. Mrs " Hooray for fat tattas | |||
"My eyes because they can reveal so much" like how tired… nvm 
No you do have nice eyes good one | |||
"Mrs would say my legs and bum. One of her vanilla friends said I had a "pretty" penis.... so there's that "But what do YOU say | |||
"My legs i mean women stare at them "Do you like them too? | |||
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"I thought this thread was about me
The mr "You’re so- YOU’RE SO VAIN! | |||
"My hair "You have nice hair. Does it grow all over your body? Like I’m thinking of your chest? Do you have a hairy chest? | |||
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"My hair
You have nice hair. Does it grow all over your body? Like I’m thinking of your chest? Do you have a hairy chest?"Well it does grow most places. Sometimes I get a rogue nipple hair but they’re not allowed to stay | |||
"My eyes because they can reveal so much like how tired… nvm
No you do have nice eyes good one"Yep, exactly!! | |||
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"My hair
You have nice hair. Does it grow all over your body? Like I’m thinking of your chest? Do you have a hairy chest?
Well it does grow most places. Sometimes I get a rogue nipple hair but they’re not allowed to stay "Nipple hairs?! 
Girl same | |||
"for my age its got to be my body.." Not for your age!! You have a great body for any age! | |||
"Eyes, or maybe legs now that I’ve got some trousers which hug my arse nicely "The ladies be loving men’s bums | |||
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"Mrs would say my legs and bum. One of her vanilla friends said I had a "pretty" penis.... so there's that
But what do YOU say"I'd have to say my legs. They get me places  | |||
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"I'd say it's my eyes Em x" The entire Em is stunning and not just outside. Your eyes are beautiful. | |||
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"I like my lips. " Which ones? | |||
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"I like my lips. " Labia of course? | |||
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"I like my hair. Or my eyes." Actually your ass is peachy. Good attempt at the Athena tennis lady poster! | |||
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"Is it bad i wanted to say you probably think this song is about you lol god my music taste is terrible " That popped straight into my head too | |||
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"My lips probably. " And your hips  | |||
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"My lips probably. " Hmmmm I can accept that, though cases to be made for other parts and places | |||
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"My lips probably. Hmmmm I can accept that, though cases to be made for other parts and places " Ok, those too then | |||
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"My big toe - when it's been shaved "Cute hobbit feet | |||
"Probably my body shape or my hair" Certainly but there was me thinking that was a beautiful wig | |||
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"My big toe - when it's been shaved "I prefer it unshaved  | |||
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"Probably my body shape or my hair Certainly but there was me thinking that was a beautiful wig "
I know you're joking but I've been asked several times if it's a wig or extensions. Once at a funeral as the coffin was being lowered into the grave  | |||
"My vein " I love this place lol | |||
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"My legs i mean women stare at them
Do you like them too?"My legs yes, i guess theyre pretty musley after all the sport i played for years but literally I'll be walking along and the women just stare at them they don't look at my face to see me watching them lol | |||
"What, TO YOU, is your best physical quality? " Shoulders Eyes | |||
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"What, TO YOU, is your best physical quality? " The easy ones. My eyes or my fuck-off giantic brain. | |||
"My left plum. It's the low hanging fruit." Damn. You got there first. | |||
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"My heart. It’s a bit damaged, broken and scarred but it’s still beating. "  | |||
"Is it bad i wanted to say you probably think this song is about you lol god my music taste is terrible " Really giving away your age! | |||
"Jeez, where do I start?" there’s so much good about you | |||
"Jeez, where do I start? there’s so much good about you" But I suppose your body will do | |||
"I really don't know now. I've aged badly over the last 5 years and feel old. I won't say boobs or bum, as that's so cliché, so I'll say eyes, or maybe my soft skin." Do you moisturise everyday? | |||
"Jeez, where do I start? there’s so much good about you But I suppose your body will do "Thanks Pickle | |||
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"Gotta go with my handsome wee face "Is that the face you pull when you have a wee? | |||
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"Gotta go with my handsome wee face
Is that the face you pull when you have a wee? "It is! Also I have my best ideas why having a wee | |||
