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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

When you wank and your bout to cum do you just blown it all out on your belly or cum on a tissue or something else?

I always just pull my for skin up and hold my cum in till to get to toilet lol

Any other ways people do it lol dunno why I wanna know just wondering

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I’ll let it go where is gonna go and worry about the clean up after.

Nothing more off putting than at the time you lose yourself the most, you gotta think about where to fire that baby batter.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

If I'm feeling posh, I'll do it in a condom. Minimal mess

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Otherwise it's in the shower and going straight down the drain.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

If I don't hit the ceiling, it's a disappointing orgasm

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I wait for it to dry then spin it in to a silk like yarn. I've made a waistcoat this summer.

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By *ogo1189Man over a year ago

Rossendale

I spill it in the bed and then wipe it down on the curtains

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By *iggingMan over a year ago

Oldham

Tissue, seeing as you asked.

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By *o new WinksMan over a year ago

BSE

Things have changed. Does no one use a wank sock anymore ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

One of my still uses a sick lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"When you wank and your bout to cum do you just blown it all out on your belly or cum on a tissue or something else?

I always just pull my for skin up and hold my cum in till to get to toilet lol

Same as that lol

Any other ways people do it lol dunno why I wanna know just wondering "

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

It goes where it lands. But will brush my teeth before turning in.

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By *otguy555Man over a year ago

Bristol

Defo over my belly

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By *andyman The Good GirlCouple over a year ago

Keswick

I always try and give myself a facial...

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By *hePerkyPumpkinTV/TS over a year ago

Bristol

I like mix things up...

Sometimes it get's blown all over my chest

Sometimes it's blown in a tissue/towel

Sometimes it get's blown across the mirror I've been watching myself wank in

Sometimes it doesn't really get blown anywhere but just coats my cock and I like to rub it all over

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I use a sock to wank in.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Depends on my mood. Maybe just on myself, maybe I’ll put my legs over my head and cum in my mouth or maybe I’ll just get a tissue

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"When you wank and your bout to cum do you just blown it all out on your belly or cum on a tissue or something else?

I always just pull my for skin up and hold my cum in till to get to toilet lol

Any other ways people do it lol dunno why I wanna know just wondering "

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By *ack688Man over a year ago

abruzzo Italy (and UK)

I normally go to the bathroom sink to finish off, minimal clean up

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By *2000ManMan over a year ago

Worthing

Sometimes into a condom.

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By *ickD80Man over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"When you wank and your bout to cum do you just blown it all out on your belly or cum on a tissue or something else?

I always just pull my for skin up and hold my cum in till to get to toilet lol

Any other ways people do it lol dunno why I wanna know just wondering "

Does pulling your foreskin up stop you from cumming then? I’m circumcised so I don’t know but I’ve never heard anyone say that before.

Do you mean that you cum into the toilet? Do you push your dick down to point towards the toilet or do you shoot it up and get it to land in the toilet? Doesn’t some of the last bit dribble onto the floor?

Why don’t you just start your wank in the bathroom rather than having to stop as you’re about to cum to hold your foreskin up and go to the bathroom. To be honest, I wouldn’t be able to stop wanking as I’m about to cum.

Do you watch porn while you’re wanking? If so do you take whatever you’re watching it on into the toilet with you or do you stop watching porn when you are about to cum?

Do you do it because you like cumming into the toilet or is it because you don’t want to clean it up afterwards?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"When you wank and your bout to cum do you just blown it all out on your belly or cum on a tissue or something else?

I always just pull my for skin up and hold my cum in till to get to toilet lol

…."

?? Wtf

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Belly shots always

If I'm feeling frisky I like to self facial or swallow

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By *assP69Couple over a year ago

Tamworth

Cum all over myself. Then try to lie there as long as I can before it dribbles down onto the bed. Then have 30 seconds of disgust/regret as I clean up. Rinse, repeat.

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By *rHotNottsMan over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham

I always just pull my for skin up and hold my cum in till to get to toilet lol

That’s interesting approach I don’t think I could physically get my foreskin back for Forward when about to come!

It’s rare I wank, but usually I get tissues ready I aim under my chin to control the clean up area

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Things have changed. Does no one use a wank sock anymore ?

Aha I do

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By *ormalfornorfolkMan over a year ago

Norwich

"Things have changed. Does no one use a wank sock anymore ?

Aha I do "

It’s been known when I’ve nothing else to hand. Just don’t put it on by mistake when you get up the next morning.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"When you wank and your bout to cum do you just blown it all out on your belly or cum on a tissue or something else?

I always just pull my for skin up and hold my cum in till to get to toilet lol

Any other ways people do it lol dunno why I wanna know just wondering "

I had a friend tell me her ex used to do that, we both found it weird. But I guess there's a fair few who do it.

I've not met anyone personally that does that.

Does it kill the orgasm a bit as opposed to if you just make a mess over yourself?

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By *hapLeedsMan over a year ago

Leeds

Just let it fly!

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By *esparate danMan over a year ago

glasgow

All valid point. I do sometimes wonder how women really feel about the clean up after they have been used as the receptacle

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By *TG3Man over a year ago

Dorchester

"When you wank and your bout to cum do you just blown it all out on your belly or cum on a tissue or something else?

I always just pull my for skin up and hold my cum in till to get to toilet lol

Any other ways people do it lol dunno why I wanna know just wondering "
all over my belly

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By *heonixrising500Man over a year ago

Barnsley

Belly or leg if I on cam

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I blow it in my belly then crocodile roll across the bed to transfer it to the sheets

Then every 6 months I give them a wash

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"All valid point. I do sometimes wonder how women really feel about the clean up after they have been used as the receptacle "

Depends on the guy, the scenario and how turned on I am!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"When you wank and your bout to cum do you just blown it all out on your belly or cum on a tissue or something else?

I always just pull my for skin up and hold my cum in till to get to toilet lol

Any other ways people do it lol dunno why I wanna know just wondering

I had a friend tell me her ex used to do that, we both found it weird. But I guess there's a fair few who do it.

I've not met anyone personally that does that.

Does it kill the orgasm a bit as opposed to if you just make a mess over yourself? "

It doesn’t for me tbh still feels the same

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By *uri00620Woman over a year ago

Croydon

An ex partner used to cum on silly things when I wasn't home.

Like all over Miss Piggy's face on a pair of heels i own.

Or i'd open the fridge and he'd have drawn a face on a egg and given it cum hair

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By *apnDomMan over a year ago

London | Belfast

I usually just press the penny button so I don't just cum all over the place.

Sometimes I spunk into tissues, but mostly I just cum inside the fleshlight and rinse it out later

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By *apnDomMan over a year ago

London | Belfast

"When you wank and your bout to cum do you just blown it all out on your belly or cum on a tissue or something else?

I always just pull my for skin up and hold my cum in till to get to toilet lol

Any other ways people do it lol dunno why I wanna know just wondering

I had a friend tell me her ex used to do that, we both found it weird. But I guess there's a fair few who do it.

I've not met anyone personally that does that.

Does it kill the orgasm a bit as opposed to if you just make a mess over yourself?

It doesn’t for me tbh still feels the same "

That's so weird. Also I cum way too much for that, that would definitely overflow anyway. But eh.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I thought everyone had crispy curtains, or is that just me?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I find the water in the pool carries it away.

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By *ucka39Man over a year ago

Newcastle

A hanky is for wanky

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I find the water in the pool carries it away. "

Makes pretty patterns too

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By *ataleMan over a year ago

Durham

If I know I’m going to jump in the shower straight after then I lie back, lube up and blast it all over myself.

If I’m not showering then I use a tissue.

As a side note, if I’m watching porn it’s sometimes fun to try and cum at the same time as the guy in the scene - but that may just be a weird quirk for me.

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By *apnDomMan over a year ago

London | Belfast

"If I know I’m going to jump in the shower straight after then I lie back, lube up and blast it all over myself.

If I’m not showering then I use a tissue.

As a side note, if I’m watching porn it’s sometimes fun to try and cum at the same time as the guy in the scene - but that may just be a weird quirk for me. "

Don't watch cumpilations then

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By *apnDomMan over a year ago

London | Belfast

Ususally just cum inside the fleshlight or I press the penny button to not ejaculate. Can't be arsed grabbing tissues, and cumming all over myself feels a little gay.

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By *ersiantugMan over a year ago

Cardiff

"Ususally just cum inside the fleshlight or I press the penny button to not ejaculate. Can't be arsed grabbing tissues, and cumming all over myself feels a little gay.

You use a fleshlight because you think Stickybelly Flapcock is gay? Just lie back and think of England! pt

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By *apnDomMan over a year ago

London | Belfast

"Ususally just cum inside the fleshlight or I press the penny button to not ejaculate. Can't be arsed grabbing tissues, and cumming all over myself feels a little gay.

You use a fleshlight because you think Stickybelly Flapcock is gay? Just lie back and think of England! pt"

Yeah, I do. Dunno if you like to be spunked on, but I don't. Even if it's my own. So if there is a solution, I will stick with that (pun intended).

Either fleshlight or I just don't spunk.

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By *odgerMooreMan over a year ago

Nowhere

Depends whos in front of me at the tills in M&S ….. normally they get home and think a seagull has shat on Them and say ooooh thats good luck!!!

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By *ersiantugMan over a year ago

Cardiff

"Ususally just cum inside the fleshlight or I press the penny button to not ejaculate. Can't be arsed grabbing tissues, and cumming all over myself feels a little gay.

You use a fleshlight because you think Stickybelly Flapcock is gay? Just lie back and think of England! pt

Yeah, I do. Dunno if you like to be spunked on, but I don't. Even if it's my own. So if there is a solution, I will stick with that (pun intended).

Either fleshlight or I just don't spunk.

I like to be spunked on by lots of old men my dear x

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By *apnDomMan over a year ago

London | Belfast

"Ususally just cum inside the fleshlight or I press the penny button to not ejaculate. Can't be arsed grabbing tissues, and cumming all over myself feels a little gay.

You use a fleshlight because you think Stickybelly Flapcock is gay? Just lie back and think of England! pt

Yeah, I do. Dunno if you like to be spunked on, but I don't. Even if it's my own. So if there is a solution, I will stick with that (pun intended).

Either fleshlight or I just don't spunk.

I like to be spunked on by lots of old men my dear x

That's very nice, but that's also the difference. I do the spunker not the spunkee (english can be a beautiful langauge at times :P )

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By *cottPillgrim2022Man over a year ago

Roscommon

I do the same, less mess hahaa

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By *eelGoodIncMan over a year ago

Midlands

In no particular order, toilet, shower, sometimes sock or tissue, if I'm sleeping in the same bed as the woman I'm seeing I'll edge and then wake her up to cum in her (her idea)

There's many wonderful ways you can finish lol

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By *xception to the ruleMan over a year ago

Forest Hill

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By *xception to the ruleMan over a year ago

Forest Hill

"I wait for it to dry then spin it in to a silk like yarn. I've made a waistcoat this summer."

too funny!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I do it on the curtains, the neighbours keep telling me I need to leave

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I eat mine

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