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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Today Jennie, you sound fabulous. I'm modelling m&s middle aged dad wear. I'm presentable aside from my beard which suggests I push a shopping trolley around town while talking to myself. "
call the beard bohemian and suddenly yiu are eccentric and edgy |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"My dressing gown still. 
Is it open at the front? 
It has a nasty habit of opening at the wrong time. "
oh that does sound nasty.
Very nasty indeed
*swoon* |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Below the knee ancient lycra running pants. Oversized pink m and s tea shirt , shrunk in wash. Pink velour Maine zip sweater and crocs....
Off to clean car after this coffee"
Council Estate chic! |
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"I am mostly listening to the ramblings of a very confusing old man 
Oh 
Confused. Not confusing. But you get the drift.
we do  "
If you need an outfit report, I'm wearing a long blue dress with a light blue t-shirt underneath and white trainers. |
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"Below the knee ancient lycra running pants. Oversized pink m and s tea shirt , shrunk in wash. Pink velour Maine zip sweater and crocs....
Off to clean car after this coffee
Council Estate chic! "
So kind it looks more like Oxfam Jumble in a winter sale. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Black crop top, black skirt. Big beige thick knit cardigan. And uggs. Constantinople gently sprayed.
So mainly black. Surprise surprise. "
Its your brand darling |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I am mostly listening to the ramblings of a very confusing old man
Oh
Confused. Not confusing. But you get the drift.
we do
If you need an outfit report, I'm wearing a long blue dress with a light blue t-shirt underneath and white trainers. "
Summery and uncomplicated
Suits you x |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Paint splattered T-shirt and shorts as decorating the living room, haven’t shaved for 3 days either so looking like a hobo "
I bet my legs are worse.
I am a disgrace! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"My dressing gown still.
Is it open at the front?
It has a nasty habit of opening at the wrong time.
oh that does sound nasty.
Very nasty indeed
*swoon*
And it fastens at the back.  "
dont get slutty.
You were doing so well till then!
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Green satin skirt and black cotton tshirt with little Creams spots.
T
Classy as ever x"
Don't know about always classy but never dull or predictable. thanks Jennie. X |
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"My dressing gown still.
Is it open at the front?
It has a nasty habit of opening at the wrong time.
oh that does sound nasty.
Very nasty indeed
*swoon*
And it fastens at the back.
dont get slutty.
You were doing so well till then!
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Forgive me please I do apologise. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"My dressing gown still.
Is it open at the front?
It has a nasty habit of opening at the wrong time.
oh that does sound nasty.
Very nasty indeed
*swoon*
And it fastens at the back.
dont get slutty.
You were doing so well till then!
Forgive me please I do apologise. "
Is that you begging?
Oh my! |
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"My dressing gown still.
Is it open at the front?
It has a nasty habit of opening at the wrong time.
oh that does sound nasty.
Very nasty indeed
*swoon*
And it fastens at the back.
dont get slutty.
You were doing so well till then!
Forgive me please I do apologise.
Is that you begging?
Oh my! "
For your forgiveness yes. |
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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago
Newcastle |
"Jeans, t-shirt and jumper and wet through
Take it all of then.... and let me towel you"
I was sitting it out as got caught in the rain doing local residents gardening. Do you think you have a towel large enough |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Jeans, t-shirt and jumper and wet through
Take it all of then.... and let me towel you
I was sitting it out as got caught in the rain doing local residents gardening. Do you think you have a towel large enough "
does size matter?
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By *aizyWoman
over a year ago
west midlands |
"Grey joggers, blue hoodie, fluffy slippers.
please tell me they are high heeled marabou mules! "
Sorry Jennie they're not but they do have fluffy pom pom's well the left one does, my dog ripped the right slipper pom pom off. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Grey joggers, blue hoodie, fluffy slippers.
please tell me they are high heeled marabou mules!
Sorry Jennie they're not but they do have fluffy pom pom's well the left one does, my dog ripped the right slipper pom pom off."
pffft
You could have pretended! |
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By *aizyWoman
over a year ago
west midlands |
"Grey joggers, blue hoodie, fluffy slippers.
please tell me they are high heeled marabou mules!
Sorry Jennie they're not but they do have fluffy pom pom's well the left one does, my dog ripped the right slipper pom pom off.
pffft
You could have pretended! "
Sorry Jennie, I have no idea what they are tbh  , but I promise next time I will try harder |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Jeans, skeleton tshirt.
I am picturing skinny jeans
It’s as if you know me
you were wearing less in my dream 
In the words of Gabrielle - Dreams can come true"
So, bag on your head it is!
(With eye holes... I'm not a monster!) |
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By *aeganaWoman
over a year ago
birmingham |
"Black low front top and joggers having a lazy day playing with my puppy x
We like puppies!
What flavour puppy?  "
olde English bulldog he's 8 month old and 1 big baby, loves his snuggles hehe |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Black low front top and joggers having a lazy day playing with my puppy x
We like puppies!
What flavour puppy? olde English bulldog he's 8 month old and 1 big baby, loves his snuggles hehe"
Awwwww x  |
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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago
Newcastle |
"Jeans, t-shirt and jumper and wet through
Take it all of then.... and let me towel you
I was sitting it out as got caught in the rain doing local residents gardening. Do you think you have a towel large enough
does size matter?
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Nope but can be important |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"... am mostly wearing Linen (and Clinique, obvs)
how about you?
*moves furball to reach keyboard.....
Cats. I'm wearing cats.  "
Who doesn't like a bit of pussy? |
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From the knees up I am stylish. A floral navy corduroy mini skirt with a burgandy ribbed wrap jumper.
But my feet are cold and I had to take the recycling out. So I'm wearing leopard print socks with green birkenstock sliders
J |
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"From the knees up I am stylish. A floral navy corduroy mini skirt with a burgandy ribbed wrap jumper.
But my feet are cold and I had to take the recycling out. So I'm wearing leopard print socks with green birkenstock sliders
J"
Burgundy. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"... am mostly wearing Linen (and Clinique, obvs)
how about you?
*moves furball to reach keyboard.....
Cats. I'm wearing cats. hey pussy can be very fashionable and it's so soft hehe."
Fishy breath though sometimes |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"From the knees up I am stylish. A floral navy corduroy mini skirt with a burgandy ribbed wrap jumper.
But my feet are cold and I had to take the recycling out. So I'm wearing leopard print socks with green birkenstock sliders
J"
leopard print is under rated |
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"Jammies now - warming up after a very cold swim.
You only have yourself to blame!
*wanders off shivering and mumbling about lack of sympathy these days in the forums*"
*coughs gently* warm fire side here for you. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"... am mostly wearing Linen (and Clinique, obvs)
how about you?
*moves furball to reach keyboard.....
Cats. I'm wearing cats.
Who doesn't like a bit of pussy?
Is two too many? "
massively |
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"Jammies now - warming up after a very cold swim.
I'll lite the fire for you to help you warm up.
NOT until you have fastened the dressing gown! "
That's been removed now and replaced with jeans and a t-shirt. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Jammies now - warming up after a very cold swim.
I'll lite the fire for you to help you warm up.
NOT until you have fastened the dressing gown!
That's been removed now and replaced with jeans and a t-shirt. "
have you checked the flies? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Red satin pjs haven’t done a thing to day been lazy as hell
And I bet you look elegant wearing them x"
Yes a little ha ha really do need to get a movie on and do stuff but dinner soon so after dinner probably ha ha |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Red satin pjs haven’t done a thing to day been lazy as hell
And I bet you look elegant wearing them x
Yes a little ha ha really do need to get a movie on and do stuff but dinner soon so after dinner probably ha ha "
Nah.
It's Sunday |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Just sandals and nothing else on my balcony in the sun
factor 50 on the willy!
It’s not big enough for the sun to notice."
Oooookay.
Dont say Jennie didnt warn you |
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"Jammies now - warming up after a very cold swim.
I'll lite the fire for you to help you warm up.
NOT until you have fastened the dressing gown!
That's been removed now and replaced with jeans and a t-shirt.
have you checked the flies? "
Buttons on these ones. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Jammies now - warming up after a very cold swim.
I'll lite the fire for you to help you warm up.
NOT until you have fastened the dressing gown!
That's been removed now and replaced with jeans and a t-shirt.
have you checked the flies?
Buttons on these ones. "
Do them up! |
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"Jammies now - warming up after a very cold swim.
I'll lite the fire for you to help you warm up.
NOT until you have fastened the dressing gown!
That's been removed now and replaced with jeans and a t-shirt.
have you checked the flies?
Buttons on these ones.
Do them up! "
Securely fastened. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Jammies now - warming up after a very cold swim.
I'll lite the fire for you to help you warm up.
NOT until you have fastened the dressing gown!
That's been removed now and replaced with jeans and a t-shirt.
have you checked the flies?
Buttons on these ones.
Do them up!
Securely fastened. "
Good lad |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Red satin pjs haven’t done a thing to day been lazy as hell
And I bet you look elegant wearing them x
Yes a little ha ha really do need to get a movie on and do stuff but dinner soon so after dinner probably ha ha
Nah.
It's Sunday"
True a may just sit and be lazy all day ha ha |
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"Jammies now - warming up after a very cold swim.
I'll lite the fire for you to help you warm up.
NOT until you have fastened the dressing gown!
That's been removed now and replaced with jeans and a t-shirt.
have you checked the flies?
Buttons on these ones.
Do them up!
Securely fastened.
Good lad "
I do try. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Red satin pjs haven’t done a thing to day been lazy as hell
And I bet you look elegant wearing them x
Yes a little ha ha really do need to get a movie on and do stuff but dinner soon so after dinner probably ha ha
Nah.
It's Sunday
True a may just sit and be lazy all day ha ha "
lol I just had motivation. A bear in the yard. Had to get dressed and go clean up the mess. |
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"... am mostly wearing Linen (and Clinique, obvs)
how about you?
*moves furball to reach keyboard.....
Cats. I'm wearing cats. hey pussy can be very fashionable and it's so soft hehe.
Fishy breath though sometimes "
The cats do too. |
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