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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Who's having one tonight?

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By *ris GrayMan over a year ago

Dorchester

I'm having a black pudding supper

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By *alandNitaCouple over a year ago

Scunthorpe

We had a chippy lunch

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By *atnip make me purrWoman over a year ago

Reading

Do potato wedges count?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I’m having one tomorrow. I can’t wait

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Had one last night for my cheat meal. It was stunning

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By *ex HolesMan over a year ago

Up North

Well it's the end of the working week

And I'm rushing back home quick

I'm starving

I'm fair klempt tha knows

I could eat a buttered brick

I need stodgy food without the fuss

Then wife gives me a plate of cous cous

I said I'm sorry love but I wants a chippy tea

Chippy tea, chippy tea

I wants a chippy tea

But you keep givin' me posh nosh

It don't agree with me

I don't want lobster thermidor

Wi' a raspberry coulis

I'm a working man from Lancashire

And I wants a chippy tea

Plenty salt and vinegar on that love

Leave it open will ya darling

It's dark when I sets out to work

It's dark when I come wom

And all I want is simple food

Not dim sum from Ken Hom

Her inspiration's Ready Steady Cook

Am I eating it?

Am I f...

It's Friday night

And I want a chippy tea

Chippy tea, chippy tea

I wants a chippy tea

But you keep givin' me posh nosh

It don't agree with me

I don't want lobster thermidor

With your raspberry coulis

It's Friday night

I'm within my rights

I wants a chippy tea

"And in the red kitchen

William is preparing griddled squid

With coconut pesto

Chilli jam and an ice Cointreau custard"

"And in the Lancashire kitchen

Bernard's brought back from the chippy

Chips, peas, pudding, gravy wrapped

A carton of curry, a barmcake and a can of Vimto

Now"

Chippy tea, chippy tea

I want's a chippy tea

But you keep givin' me posh nosh

It don't agree with me

I don't want lobster thermidor

Or your raspberry coulis

I'm a working man from Lancashire

And I wants a chippy tea

Got any of your satchets of tomato sauce

Throw us a chicken in there will you love

Wigan chippies they have baby's heads

In St Helens they serve splits

But tha's giving nouvelle cuisine

And all I want is chips

I don't care if it's one of Nigella's

I think that's a funny name for a fella

I'm not eating it

I wants a chippy tea

One last time

Chippy tea, chippy tea

I want's a chippy tea

But you keep givin posh nosh

It don't agree with me

You can keep your Jamie Olivers

Or your Gordon Ramsey's

I'm a working man from Lancashire

And I wants a chippy tea

Right

Throw a sausage in that batter love

Pass us one of those 2p forks

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Well it's the end of the working week

And I'm rushing back home quick

I'm starving

I'm fair klempt tha knows

I could eat a buttered brick

I need stodgy food without the fuss

Then wife gives me a plate of cous cous

I said I'm sorry love but I wants a chippy tea

Chippy tea, chippy tea

I wants a chippy tea

But you keep givin' me posh nosh

It don't agree with me

I don't want lobster thermidor

Wi' a raspberry coulis

I'm a working man from Lancashire

And I wants a chippy tea

Plenty salt and vinegar on that love

Leave it open will ya darling

It's dark when I sets out to work

It's dark when I come wom

And all I want is simple food

Not dim sum from Ken Hom

Her inspiration's Ready Steady Cook

Am I eating it?

Am I f...

It's Friday night

And I want a chippy tea

Chippy tea, chippy tea

I wants a chippy tea

But you keep givin' me posh nosh

It don't agree with me

I don't want lobster thermidor

With your raspberry coulis

It's Friday night

I'm within my rights

I wants a chippy tea

"And in the red kitchen

William is preparing griddled squid

With coconut pesto

Chilli jam and an ice Cointreau custard"

"And in the Lancashire kitchen

Bernard's brought back from the chippy

Chips, peas, pudding, gravy wrapped

A carton of curry, a barmcake and a can of Vimto

Now"

Chippy tea, chippy tea

I want's a chippy tea

But you keep givin' me posh nosh

It don't agree with me

I don't want lobster thermidor

Or your raspberry coulis

I'm a working man from Lancashire

And I wants a chippy tea

Got any of your satchets of tomato sauce

Throw us a chicken in there will you love

Wigan chippies they have baby's heads

In St Helens they serve splits

But tha's giving nouvelle cuisine

And all I want is chips

I don't care if it's one of Nigella's

I think that's a funny name for a fella

I'm not eating it

I wants a chippy tea

One last time

Chippy tea, chippy tea

I want's a chippy tea

But you keep givin posh nosh

It don't agree with me

You can keep your Jamie Olivers

Or your Gordon Ramsey's

I'm a working man from Lancashire

And I wants a chippy tea

Right

Throw a sausage in that batter love

Pass us one of those 2p forks

A nosh from Posh?

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By *ex HolesMan over a year ago

Up North

"Well it's the end of the working week

And I'm rushing back home quick

I'm starving

I'm fair klempt tha knows

I could eat a buttered brick

I need stodgy food without the fuss

Then wife gives me a plate of cous cous

I said I'm sorry love but I wants a chippy tea

Chippy tea, chippy tea

I wants a chippy tea

But you keep givin' me posh nosh

It don't agree with me

I don't want lobster thermidor

Wi' a raspberry coulis

I'm a working man from Lancashire

And I wants a chippy tea

Plenty salt and vinegar on that love

Leave it open will ya darling

It's dark when I sets out to work

It's dark when I come wom

And all I want is simple food

Not dim sum from Ken Hom

Her inspiration's Ready Steady Cook

Am I eating it?

Am I f...

It's Friday night

And I want a chippy tea

Chippy tea, chippy tea

I wants a chippy tea

But you keep givin' me posh nosh

It don't agree with me

I don't want lobster thermidor

With your raspberry coulis

It's Friday night

I'm within my rights

I wants a chippy tea

"And in the red kitchen

William is preparing griddled squid

With coconut pesto

Chilli jam and an ice Cointreau custard"

"And in the Lancashire kitchen

Bernard's brought back from the chippy

Chips, peas, pudding, gravy wrapped

A carton of curry, a barmcake and a can of Vimto

Now"

Chippy tea, chippy tea

I want's a chippy tea

But you keep givin' me posh nosh

It don't agree with me

I don't want lobster thermidor

Or your raspberry coulis

I'm a working man from Lancashire

And I wants a chippy tea

Got any of your satchets of tomato sauce

Throw us a chicken in there will you love

Wigan chippies they have baby's heads

In St Helens they serve splits

But tha's giving nouvelle cuisine

And all I want is chips

I don't care if it's one of Nigella's

I think that's a funny name for a fella

I'm not eating it

I wants a chippy tea

One last time

Chippy tea, chippy tea

I want's a chippy tea

But you keep givin posh nosh

It don't agree with me

You can keep your Jamie Olivers

Or your Gordon Ramsey's

I'm a working man from Lancashire

And I wants a chippy tea

Right

Throw a sausage in that batter love

Pass us one of those 2p forks

A nosh from Posh?"

With onion rings, yes

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I wasn't, but now I might by

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You’re a mind reader, I had chicken and mushroom pie and chips, sadly not orange chips, with lashings of ketchup yum

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Well it's the end of the working week

And I'm rushing back home quick

I'm starving

I'm fair klempt tha knows

I could eat a buttered brick

I need stodgy food without the fuss

Then wife gives me a plate of cous cous

I said I'm sorry love but I wants a chippy tea

Chippy tea, chippy tea

I wants a chippy tea

But you keep givin' me posh nosh

It don't agree with me

I don't want lobster thermidor

Wi' a raspberry coulis

I'm a working man from Lancashire

And I wants a chippy tea

Plenty salt and vinegar on that love

Leave it open will ya darling

It's dark when I sets out to work

It's dark when I come wom

And all I want is simple food

Not dim sum from Ken Hom

Her inspiration's Ready Steady Cook

Am I eating it?

Am I f...

It's Friday night

And I want a chippy tea

Chippy tea, chippy tea

I wants a chippy tea

But you keep givin' me posh nosh

It don't agree with me

I don't want lobster thermidor

With your raspberry coulis

It's Friday night

I'm within my rights

I wants a chippy tea

"And in the red kitchen

William is preparing griddled squid

With coconut pesto

Chilli jam and an ice Cointreau custard"

"And in the Lancashire kitchen

Bernard's brought back from the chippy

Chips, peas, pudding, gravy wrapped

A carton of curry, a barmcake and a can of Vimto

Now"

Chippy tea, chippy tea

I want's a chippy tea

But you keep givin' me posh nosh

It don't agree with me

I don't want lobster thermidor

Or your raspberry coulis

I'm a working man from Lancashire

And I wants a chippy tea

Got any of your satchets of tomato sauce

Throw us a chicken in there will you love

Wigan chippies they have baby's heads

In St Helens they serve splits

But tha's giving nouvelle cuisine

And all I want is chips

I don't care if it's one of Nigella's

I think that's a funny name for a fella

I'm not eating it

I wants a chippy tea

One last time

Chippy tea, chippy tea

I want's a chippy tea

But you keep givin posh nosh

It don't agree with me

You can keep your Jamie Olivers

Or your Gordon Ramsey's

I'm a working man from Lancashire

And I wants a chippy tea

Right

Throw a sausage in that batter love

Pass us one of those 2p forks

A nosh from Posh?

With onion rings, yes

I can fit 3 round my knob. She’s in for a treat

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By *ex HolesMan over a year ago

Up North

"Well it's the end of the working week

And I'm rushing back home quick

I'm starving

I'm fair klempt tha knows

I could eat a buttered brick

I need stodgy food without the fuss

Then wife gives me a plate of cous cous

I said I'm sorry love but I wants a chippy tea

Chippy tea, chippy tea

I wants a chippy tea

But you keep givin' me posh nosh

It don't agree with me

I don't want lobster thermidor

Wi' a raspberry coulis

I'm a working man from Lancashire

And I wants a chippy tea

Plenty salt and vinegar on that love

Leave it open will ya darling

It's dark when I sets out to work

It's dark when I come wom

And all I want is simple food

Not dim sum from Ken Hom

Her inspiration's Ready Steady Cook

Am I eating it?

Am I f...

It's Friday night

And I want a chippy tea

Chippy tea, chippy tea

I wants a chippy tea

But you keep givin' me posh nosh

It don't agree with me

I don't want lobster thermidor

With your raspberry coulis

It's Friday night

I'm within my rights

I wants a chippy tea

"And in the red kitchen

William is preparing griddled squid

With coconut pesto

Chilli jam and an ice Cointreau custard"

"And in the Lancashire kitchen

Bernard's brought back from the chippy

Chips, peas, pudding, gravy wrapped

A carton of curry, a barmcake and a can of Vimto

Now"

Chippy tea, chippy tea

I want's a chippy tea

But you keep givin' me posh nosh

It don't agree with me

I don't want lobster thermidor

Or your raspberry coulis

I'm a working man from Lancashire

And I wants a chippy tea

Got any of your satchets of tomato sauce

Throw us a chicken in there will you love

Wigan chippies they have baby's heads

In St Helens they serve splits

But tha's giving nouvelle cuisine

And all I want is chips

I don't care if it's one of Nigella's

I think that's a funny name for a fella

I'm not eating it

I wants a chippy tea

One last time

Chippy tea, chippy tea

I want's a chippy tea

But you keep givin posh nosh

It don't agree with me

You can keep your Jamie Olivers

Or your Gordon Ramsey's

I'm a working man from Lancashire

And I wants a chippy tea

Right

Throw a sausage in that batter love

Pass us one of those 2p forks

A nosh from Posh?

With onion rings, yes

I can fit 3 round my knob. She’s in for a treat

Not straight out of the fryer though cause they’ll burn your shaft skin

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Well it's the end of the working week

And I'm rushing back home quick

I'm starving

I'm fair klempt tha knows

I could eat a buttered brick

I need stodgy food without the fuss

Then wife gives me a plate of cous cous

I said I'm sorry love but I wants a chippy tea

Chippy tea, chippy tea

I wants a chippy tea

But you keep givin' me posh nosh

It don't agree with me

I don't want lobster thermidor

Wi' a raspberry coulis

I'm a working man from Lancashire

And I wants a chippy tea

Plenty salt and vinegar on that love

Leave it open will ya darling

It's dark when I sets out to work

It's dark when I come wom

And all I want is simple food

Not dim sum from Ken Hom

Her inspiration's Ready Steady Cook

Am I eating it?

Am I f...

It's Friday night

And I want a chippy tea

Chippy tea, chippy tea

I wants a chippy tea

But you keep givin' me posh nosh

It don't agree with me

I don't want lobster thermidor

With your raspberry coulis

It's Friday night

I'm within my rights

I wants a chippy tea

"And in the red kitchen

William is preparing griddled squid

With coconut pesto

Chilli jam and an ice Cointreau custard"

"And in the Lancashire kitchen

Bernard's brought back from the chippy

Chips, peas, pudding, gravy wrapped

A carton of curry, a barmcake and a can of Vimto

Now"

Chippy tea, chippy tea

I want's a chippy tea

But you keep givin' me posh nosh

It don't agree with me

I don't want lobster thermidor

Or your raspberry coulis

I'm a working man from Lancashire

And I wants a chippy tea

Got any of your satchets of tomato sauce

Throw us a chicken in there will you love

Wigan chippies they have baby's heads

In St Helens they serve splits

But tha's giving nouvelle cuisine

And all I want is chips

I don't care if it's one of Nigella's

I think that's a funny name for a fella

I'm not eating it

I wants a chippy tea

One last time

Chippy tea, chippy tea

I want's a chippy tea

But you keep givin posh nosh

It don't agree with me

You can keep your Jamie Olivers

Or your Gordon Ramsey's

I'm a working man from Lancashire

And I wants a chippy tea

Right

Throw a sausage in that batter love

Pass us one of those 2p forks

A nosh from Posh?

With onion rings, yes

I can fit 3 round my knob. She’s in for a treat

Not straight out of the fryer though cause they’ll burn your shaft skin

Ouch

I like how replying to this over and over again is making this thread unreadable

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By *ex HolesMan over a year ago

Up North

"Well it's the end of the working week

And I'm rushing back home quick

I'm starving

I'm fair klempt tha knows

I could eat a buttered brick

I need stodgy food without the fuss

Then wife gives me a plate of cous cous

I said I'm sorry love but I wants a chippy tea

Chippy tea, chippy tea

I wants a chippy tea

But you keep givin' me posh nosh

It don't agree with me

I don't want lobster thermidor

Wi' a raspberry coulis

I'm a working man from Lancashire

And I wants a chippy tea

Plenty salt and vinegar on that love

Leave it open will ya darling

It's dark when I sets out to work

It's dark when I come wom

And all I want is simple food

Not dim sum from Ken Hom

Her inspiration's Ready Steady Cook

Am I eating it?

Am I f...

It's Friday night

And I want a chippy tea

Chippy tea, chippy tea

I wants a chippy tea

But you keep givin' me posh nosh

It don't agree with me

I don't want lobster thermidor

With your raspberry coulis

It's Friday night

I'm within my rights

I wants a chippy tea

"And in the red kitchen

William is preparing griddled squid

With coconut pesto

Chilli jam and an ice Cointreau custard"

"And in the Lancashire kitchen

Bernard's brought back from the chippy

Chips, peas, pudding, gravy wrapped

A carton of curry, a barmcake and a can of Vimto

Now"

Chippy tea, chippy tea

I want's a chippy tea

But you keep givin' me posh nosh

It don't agree with me

I don't want lobster thermidor

Or your raspberry coulis

I'm a working man from Lancashire

And I wants a chippy tea

Got any of your satchets of tomato sauce

Throw us a chicken in there will you love

Wigan chippies they have baby's heads

In St Helens they serve splits

But tha's giving nouvelle cuisine

And all I want is chips

I don't care if it's one of Nigella's

I think that's a funny name for a fella

I'm not eating it

I wants a chippy tea

One last time

Chippy tea, chippy tea

I want's a chippy tea

But you keep givin posh nosh

It don't agree with me

You can keep your Jamie Olivers

Or your Gordon Ramsey's

I'm a working man from Lancashire

And I wants a chippy tea

Right

Throw a sausage in that batter love

Pass us one of those 2p forks

A nosh from Posh?

With onion rings, yes

I can fit 3 round my knob. She’s in for a treat

Not straight out of the fryer though cause they’ll burn your shaft skin

Ouch

I like how replying to this over and over again is making this thread unreadable

I’ll post verse two shortly

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By *ris GrayMan over a year ago

Dorchester

"Well it's the end of the working week

And I'm rushing back home quick

I'm starving

I'm fair klempt tha knows

I could eat a buttered brick

I need stodgy food without the fuss

Then wife gives me a plate of cous cous

I said I'm sorry love but I wants a chippy tea

Chippy tea, chippy tea

I wants a chippy tea

But you keep givin' me posh nosh

It don't agree with me

I don't want lobster thermidor

Wi' a raspberry coulis

I'm a working man from Lancashire

And I wants a chippy tea

Plenty salt and vinegar on that love

Leave it open will ya darling

It's dark when I sets out to work

It's dark when I come wom

And all I want is simple food

Not dim sum from Ken Hom

Her inspiration's Ready Steady Cook

Am I eating it?

Am I f...

It's Friday night

And I want a chippy tea

Chippy tea, chippy tea

I wants a chippy tea

But you keep givin' me posh nosh

It don't agree with me

I don't want lobster thermidor

With your raspberry coulis

It's Friday night

I'm within my rights

I wants a chippy tea

"And in the red kitchen

William is preparing griddled squid

With coconut pesto

Chilli jam and an ice Cointreau custard"

"And in the Lancashire kitchen

Bernard's brought back from the chippy

Chips, peas, pudding, gravy wrapped

A carton of curry, a barmcake and a can of Vimto

Now"

Chippy tea, chippy tea

I want's a chippy tea

But you keep givin' me posh nosh

It don't agree with me

I don't want lobster thermidor

Or your raspberry coulis

I'm a working man from Lancashire

And I wants a chippy tea

Got any of your satchets of tomato sauce

Throw us a chicken in there will you love

Wigan chippies they have baby's heads

In St Helens they serve splits

But tha's giving nouvelle cuisine

And all I want is chips

I don't care if it's one of Nigella's

I think that's a funny name for a fella

I'm not eating it

I wants a chippy tea

One last time

Chippy tea, chippy tea

I want's a chippy tea

But you keep givin posh nosh

It don't agree with me

You can keep your Jamie Olivers

Or your Gordon Ramsey's

I'm a working man from Lancashire

And I wants a chippy tea

Right

Throw a sausage in that batter love

Pass us one of those 2p forks

A nosh from Posh?

With onion rings, yes

I can fit 3 round my knob. She’s in for a treat

Not straight out of the fryer though cause they’ll burn your shaft skin

Ouch

I like how replying to this over and over again is making this thread unreadable

"
me too

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Well it's the end of the working week

And I'm rushing back home quick

I'm starving

I'm fair klempt tha knows

I could eat a buttered brick

I need stodgy food without the fuss

Then wife gives me a plate of cous cous

I said I'm sorry love but I wants a chippy tea

Chippy tea, chippy tea

I wants a chippy tea

But you keep givin' me posh nosh

It don't agree with me

I don't want lobster thermidor

Wi' a raspberry coulis

I'm a working man from Lancashire

And I wants a chippy tea

Plenty salt and vinegar on that love

Leave it open will ya darling

It's dark when I sets out to work

It's dark when I come wom

And all I want is simple food

Not dim sum from Ken Hom

Her inspiration's Ready Steady Cook

Am I eating it?

Am I f...

It's Friday night

And I want a chippy tea

Chippy tea, chippy tea

I wants a chippy tea

But you keep givin' me posh nosh

It don't agree with me

I don't want lobster thermidor

With your raspberry coulis

It's Friday night

I'm within my rights

I wants a chippy tea

"And in the red kitchen

William is preparing griddled squid

With coconut pesto

Chilli jam and an ice Cointreau custard"

"And in the Lancashire kitchen

Bernard's brought back from the chippy

Chips, peas, pudding, gravy wrapped

A carton of curry, a barmcake and a can of Vimto

Now"

Chippy tea, chippy tea

I want's a chippy tea

But you keep givin' me posh nosh

It don't agree with me

I don't want lobster thermidor

Or your raspberry coulis

I'm a working man from Lancashire

And I wants a chippy tea

Got any of your satchets of tomato sauce

Throw us a chicken in there will you love

Wigan chippies they have baby's heads

In St Helens they serve splits

But tha's giving nouvelle cuisine

And all I want is chips

I don't care if it's one of Nigella's

I think that's a funny name for a fella

I'm not eating it

I wants a chippy tea

One last time

Chippy tea, chippy tea

I want's a chippy tea

But you keep givin posh nosh

It don't agree with me

You can keep your Jamie Olivers

Or your Gordon Ramsey's

I'm a working man from Lancashire

And I wants a chippy tea

Right

Throw a sausage in that batter love

Pass us one of those 2p forks

A nosh from Posh?

With onion rings, yes

I can fit 3 round my knob. She’s in for a treat

Not straight out of the fryer though cause they’ll burn your shaft skin

Ouch

I like how replying to this over and over again is making this thread unreadable

me too

"Well it's the end of the working week

And I'm rushing back home quick

I'm starving

I'm fair klempt tha knows

I could eat a buttered brick

I need stodgy food without the fuss

Then wife gives me a plate of cous cous

I said I'm sorry love but I wants a chippy tea

Chippy tea, chippy tea

I wants a chippy tea

But you keep givin' me posh nosh

It don't agree with me

I don't want lobster thermidor

Wi' a raspberry coulis

I'm a working man from Lancashire

And I wants a chippy tea

Plenty salt and vinegar on that love

Leave it open will ya darling

It's dark when I sets out to work

It's dark when I come wom

And all I want is simple food

Not dim sum from Ken Hom

Her inspiration's Ready Steady Cook

Am I eating it?

Am I f...

It's Friday night

And I want a chippy tea

Chippy tea, chippy tea

I wants a chippy tea

But you keep givin' me posh nosh

It don't agree with me

I don't want lobster thermidor

With your raspberry coulis

It's Friday night

I'm within my rights

I wants a chippy tea

"And in the red kitchen

William is preparing griddled squid

With coconut pesto

Chilli jam and an ice Cointreau custard"

"And in the Lancashire kitchen

Bernard's brought back from the chippy

Chips, peas, pudding, gravy wrapped

A carton of curry, a barmcake and a can of Vimto

Now"

Chippy tea, chippy tea

I want's a chippy tea

But you keep givin' me posh nosh

It don't agree with me

I don't want lobster thermidor

Or your raspberry coulis

I'm a working man from Lancashire

And I wants a chippy tea

Got any of your satchets of tomato sauce

Throw us a chicken in there will you love

Wigan chippies they have baby's heads

In St Helens they serve splits

But tha's giving nouvelle cuisine

And all I want is chips

I don't care if it's one of Nigella's

I think that's a funny name for a fella

I'm not eating it

I wants a chippy tea

One last time

Chippy tea, chippy tea

I want's a chippy tea

But you keep givin posh nosh

It don't agree with me

You can keep your Jamie Olivers

Or your Gordon Ramsey's

I'm a working man from Lancashire

And I wants a chippy tea

Right

Throw a sausage in that batter love

Pass us one of

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By *inky_couple2020Couple over a year ago

North West

No. We're having fajitas.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Not had one in aggeeeeeees

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By *ris GrayMan over a year ago

Dorchester

"Well it's the end of the working week

And I'm rushing back home quick

I'm starving

I'm fair klempt tha knows

I could eat a buttered brick

I need stodgy food without the fuss

Then wife gives me a plate of cous cous

I said I'm sorry love but I wants a chippy tea

Chippy tea, chippy tea

I wants a chippy tea

But you keep givin' me posh nosh

It don't agree with me

I don't want lobster thermidor

Wi' a raspberry coulis

I'm a working man from Lancashire

And I wants a chippy tea

Plenty salt and vinegar on that love

Leave it open will ya darling

It's dark when I sets out to work

It's dark when I come wom

And all I want is simple food

Not dim sum from Ken Hom

Her inspiration's Ready Steady Cook

Am I eating it?

Am I f...

It's Friday night

And I want a chippy tea

Chippy tea, chippy tea

I wants a chippy tea

But you keep givin' me posh nosh

It don't agree with me

I don't want lobster thermidor

With your raspberry coulis

It's Friday night

I'm within my rights

I wants a chippy tea

"And in the red kitchen

William is preparing griddled squid

With coconut pesto

Chilli jam and an ice Cointreau custard"

"And in the Lancashire kitchen

Bernard's brought back from the chippy

Chips, peas, pudding, gravy wrapped

A carton of curry, a barmcake and a can of Vimto

Now"

Chippy tea, chippy tea

I want's a chippy tea

But you keep givin' me posh nosh

It don't agree with me

I don't want lobster thermidor

Or your raspberry coulis

I'm a working man from Lancashire

And I wants a chippy tea

Got any of your satchets of tomato sauce

Throw us a chicken in there will you love

Wigan chippies they have baby's heads

In St Helens they serve splits

But tha's giving nouvelle cuisine

And all I want is chips

I don't care if it's one of Nigella's

I think that's a funny name for a fella

I'm not eating it

I wants a chippy tea

One last time

Chippy tea, chippy tea

I want's a chippy tea

But you keep givin posh nosh

It don't agree with me

You can keep your Jamie Olivers

Or your Gordon Ramsey's

I'm a working man from Lancashire

And I wants a chippy tea

Right

Throw a sausage in that batter love

Pass us one of those 2p forks

A nosh from Posh?

With onion rings, yes

I can fit 3 round my knob. She’s in for a treat

Not straight out of the fryer though cause they’ll burn your shaft skin

Ouch

I like how replying to this over and over again is making this thread unreadable

me too

"Well it's the end of the working week

And I'm rushing back home quick

I'm starving

I'm fair klempt tha knows

I could eat a buttered brick

I need stodgy food without the fuss

Then wife gives me a plate of cous cous

I said I'm sorry love but I wants a chippy tea

Chippy tea, chippy tea

I wants a chippy tea

But you keep givin' me posh nosh

It don't agree with me

I don't want lobster thermidor

Wi' a raspberry coulis

I'm a working man from Lancashire

And I wants a chippy tea

Plenty salt and vinegar on that love

Leave it open will ya darling

It's dark when I sets out to work

It's dark when I come wom

And all I want is simple food

Not dim sum from Ken Hom

Her inspiration's Ready Steady Cook

Am I eating it?

Am I f...

It's Friday night

And I want a chippy tea

Chippy tea, chippy tea

I wants a chippy tea

But you keep givin' me posh nosh

It don't agree with me

I don't want lobster thermidor

With your raspberry coulis

It's Friday night

I'm within my rights

I wants a chippy tea

"And in the red kitchen

William is preparing griddled squid

With coconut pesto

Chilli jam and an ice Cointreau custard"

"And in the Lancashire kitchen

Bernard's brought back from the chippy

Chips, peas, pudding, gravy wrapped

A carton of curry, a barmcake and a can of Vimto

Now"

Chippy tea, chippy tea

I want's a chippy tea

But you keep givin' me posh nosh

It don't agree with me

I don't want lobster thermidor

Or your raspberry coulis

I'm a working man from Lancashire

And I wants a chippy tea

Got any of your satchets of tomato sauce

Throw us a chicken in there will you love

Wigan chippies they have baby's heads

In St Helens they serve splits

But tha's giving nouvelle cuisine

And all I want is chips

I don't care if it's one of Nigella's

I think that's a funny name for a fella

I'm not eating it

I wants a chippy tea

One last time

Chippy tea, chippy tea

I want's a chippy tea

But you keep givin posh nosh

It don't agree with me

You can keep your Jamie Olivers

Or your Gordon Ramsey's

I'm a working man from Lancashire

And I wants a chippy tea

Right

Throw a sausage in that batter love

Pass us one of"
really

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By *mDeethatsmeWoman over a year ago

Bucks

Pizza here with cheesy garlic bread,Mac n cheese bites,onion rings & beef burger spring rolls.

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By *smith87Man over a year ago

totton

I wish. I had homemade beef burgers and homemade wedges

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By *oveallMan over a year ago

kells

"Who's having one tonight? "
.. Is it code 4 a quickie

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By *KentMan over a year ago

Canterbury

Friday is Chippy Tea night, everyone knows that!

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By *aitonelMan over a year ago

Travelling

I didn't. Wasn't feeling well

Would have been though.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I've got the flu but would love to have murdered a chip cob tonight with lashings of salt and vinegar...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Not had a chippy in years

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By *archelCouple over a year ago

A field somewhere

"Well it's the end of the working week

And I'm rushing back home quick

I'm starving

I'm fair klempt tha knows

I could eat a buttered brick

I need stodgy food without the fuss

Then wife gives me a plate of cous cous

I said I'm sorry love but I wants a chippy tea

Chippy tea, chippy tea

I wants a chippy tea

But you keep givin' me posh nosh

It don't agree with me

I don't want lobster thermidor

Wi' a raspberry coulis

I'm a working man from Lancashire

And I wants a chippy tea

Plenty salt and vinegar on that love

Leave it open will ya darling

It's dark when I sets out to work

It's dark when I come wom

And all I want is simple food

Not dim sum from Ken Hom

Her inspiration's Ready Steady Cook

Am I eating it?

Am I f...

It's Friday night

And I want a chippy tea

Chippy tea, chippy tea

I wants a chippy tea

But you keep givin' me posh nosh

It don't agree with me

I don't want lobster thermidor

With your raspberry coulis

It's Friday night

I'm within my rights

I wants a chippy tea

"And in the red kitchen

William is preparing griddled squid

With coconut pesto

Chilli jam and an ice Cointreau custard"

"And in the Lancashire kitchen

Bernard's brought back from the chippy

Chips, peas, pudding, gravy wrapped

A carton of curry, a barmcake and a can of Vimto

Now"

Chippy tea, chippy tea

I want's a chippy tea

But you keep givin' me posh nosh

It don't agree with me

I don't want lobster thermidor

Or your raspberry coulis

I'm a working man from Lancashire

And I wants a chippy tea

Got any of your satchets of tomato sauce

Throw us a chicken in there will you love

Wigan chippies they have baby's heads

In St Helens they serve splits

But tha's giving nouvelle cuisine

And all I want is chips

I don't care if it's one of Nigella's

I think that's a funny name for a fella

I'm not eating it

I wants a chippy tea

One last time

Chippy tea, chippy tea

I want's a chippy tea

But you keep givin posh nosh

It don't agree with me

You can keep your Jamie Olivers

Or your Gordon Ramsey's

I'm a working man from Lancashire

And I wants a chippy tea

Right

Throw a sausage in that batter love

Pass us one of those 2p forks

Lancashire hot pots?

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By *inky_couple2020Couple over a year ago

North West

"I've got the flu but would love to have murdered a chip cob tonight with lashings of salt and vinegar..."

A chip what now?!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I've got the flu but would love to have murdered a chip cob tonight with lashings of salt and vinegar...

A chip what now?!

I said what I said!

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By *inky_couple2020Couple over a year ago

North West

"I've got the flu but would love to have murdered a chip cob tonight with lashings of salt and vinegar...

A chip what now?!

I said what I said!"

I'd fetch you one, if we weren't so far away. A nice chip barm, just for you, Joe

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I've got the flu but would love to have murdered a chip cob tonight with lashings of salt and vinegar...

A chip what now?!

I said what I said!

I'd fetch you one, if we weren't so far away. A nice chip barm, just for you, Joe

A what?

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By *ou only live onceMan over a year ago

London

"I've got the flu but would love to have murdered a chip cob tonight with lashings of salt and vinegar...

A chip what now?!

I said what I said!

I'd fetch you one, if we weren't so far away. A nice chip barm, just for you, Joe

Cobs, barms, whatever. I'm just here to say chips don't belong inside bread of any kind...

I'll get my coat...

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By *entBarryUKMan over a year ago

Ashford

I don't live in Chippy anymore so technically its a Kent tea,

But yes, we had chips

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By *ex HolesMan over a year ago

Up North

"Well it's the end of the working week

And I'm rushing back home quick

I'm starving

I'm fair klempt tha knows

I could eat a buttered brick

I need stodgy food without the fuss

Then wife gives me a plate of cous cous

I said I'm sorry love but I wants a chippy tea

Chippy tea, chippy tea

I wants a chippy tea

But you keep givin' me posh nosh

It don't agree with me

I don't want lobster thermidor

Wi' a raspberry coulis

I'm a working man from Lancashire

And I wants a chippy tea

Plenty salt and vinegar on that love

Leave it open will ya darling

It's dark when I sets out to work

It's dark when I come wom

And all I want is simple food

Not dim sum from Ken Hom

Her inspiration's Ready Steady Cook

Am I eating it?

Am I f...

It's Friday night

And I want a chippy tea

Chippy tea, chippy tea

I wants a chippy tea

But you keep givin' me posh nosh

It don't agree with me

I don't want lobster thermidor

With your raspberry coulis

It's Friday night

I'm within my rights

I wants a chippy tea

"And in the red kitchen

William is preparing griddled squid

With coconut pesto

Chilli jam and an ice Cointreau custard"

"And in the Lancashire kitchen

Bernard's brought back from the chippy

Chips, peas, pudding, gravy wrapped

A carton of curry, a barmcake and a can of Vimto

Now"

Chippy tea, chippy tea

I want's a chippy tea

But you keep givin' me posh nosh

It don't agree with me

I don't want lobster thermidor

Or your raspberry coulis

I'm a working man from Lancashire

And I wants a chippy tea

Got any of your satchets of tomato sauce

Throw us a chicken in there will you love

Wigan chippies they have baby's heads

In St Helens they serve splits

But tha's giving nouvelle cuisine

And all I want is chips

I don't care if it's one of Nigella's

I think that's a funny name for a fella

I'm not eating it

I wants a chippy tea

One last time

Chippy tea, chippy tea

I want's a chippy tea

But you keep givin posh nosh

It don't agree with me

You can keep your Jamie Olivers

Or your Gordon Ramsey's

I'm a working man from Lancashire

And I wants a chippy tea

Right

Throw a sausage in that batter love

Pass us one of those 2p forks

Lancashire hot pots?"

In one

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By *inky_couple2020Couple over a year ago

North West

"I've got the flu but would love to have murdered a chip cob tonight with lashings of salt and vinegar...

A chip what now?!

I said what I said!

I'd fetch you one, if we weren't so far away. A nice chip barm, just for you, Joe

Cobs, barms, whatever. I'm just here to say chips don't belong inside bread of any kind...

I'll get my coat..."

It was nice knowing you, YOLO

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