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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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In the mornings Siren and I both need to relieve ourselves but being the perfect gent I always let her go first. She thinks it's a lovely aspect to my character but what she hasn't realised is that because she needs to sit to pee she always warms the seat up so that when I go in I have a lovely warm seat to sit on.
Perfect gent my ass!   |
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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago
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"In the mornings Siren and I both need to relieve ourselves but being the perfect gent I always let her go first. She thinks it's a lovely aspect to my character but what she hasn't realised is that because she needs to sit to pee she always warms the seat up so that when I go in I have a lovely warm seat to sit on.
Perfect gent my ass!  "
And once she reads this, it will be your turn first to warm up the cold seat!
Bet you hadn't thought of that!  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"In the mornings Siren and I both need to relieve ourselves but being the perfect gent I always let her go first. She thinks it's a lovely aspect to my character but what she hasn't realised is that because she needs to sit to pee she always warms the seat up so that when I go in I have a lovely warm seat to sit on.
Perfect gent my ass! 
And once she reads this, it will be your turn first to warm up the cold seat!
Bet you hadn't thought of that! "
My guilty secret is safe as she never reads the forums.  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"So you pee sitting down then wishy. "
No, of course not, but I have to have a turn out in the mornings and it's much nicer to sit on a warm seat than a cold one.  |
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By *b430Man
over a year ago
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"your so sweet and loving to her .. its nice to be spoilt. I bet you even warm up her side of the bed before she get in. ? "
Pssttt - He was saying he lets her warm up the seat, not the other way around  |
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"In the mornings Siren and I both need to relieve ourselves but being the perfect gent I always let her go first. She thinks it's a lovely aspect to my character but what she hasn't realised is that because she needs to sit to pee she always warms the seat up so that when I go in I have a lovely warm seat to sit on.
Perfect gent my ass!  "
What's wrong with the sink?  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"your so sweet and loving to her .. its nice to be spoilt. I bet you even warm up her side of the bed before she get in. ? "
Well, me being the perfect gent again, I let her go to bed first and then when I go up at 2am I have a lovely human hot water bottle to cuddle up to. I'm asleep in minutes! However, the down side is that she's awake for hours listening to me snoring. At least I let her get a few hours sleep first, that's being a gent innit?  |
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