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Fringe best joke - seriously!
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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago
Liverpool |
"Its the fringe there must be a very clever subtext im missing - or it really has got that shit! "
My guess is that it was a joke that ticked all the boxes.
1. Told by a woman/sexual minority
2. Uses a man, and the shittest big cat on earth as the punchline
3. Was the safest joke to go with as it won't offend anyone! Men don't count. (I'm not offended, other than the offense of it being a shit joke!) |
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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago
Liverpool |
"A dear friend of mine was named as having one of the best jokes of the Fringe this year.
That's my crap claim to fame done.
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Please tell me its not this joke!
And also if it's not, tell them I'm sorry and that they should have not lost out to this joke. |
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By *itty9899Man
over a year ago
Craggy Island |
"This won this year’s Fringe best joke, "I started dating a zookeeper, but it turned out he was a cheetah."
I think Fab can do better?"
I started dating a zookeeper, but it turned out he was...a bit cagey.
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"This won this year’s Fringe best joke, "I started dating a zookeeper, but it turned out he was a cheetah."
I think Fab can do better?"
That is what happens when real comedians are cancelled and not allowed to tell their jokes.
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Best fringe jokes ever are1. What's Brown and sticky? A stick! 2. Two gold fish in a tank and one turns to the other and says" are you sure you know how to drive this thing " 3. Two parrots on a perch and one asked the other " can you smell fish? " |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Yes that won.
Can you better?
Well technically I just did. I told the original joke to that punchline. It's really not difficult to beat that pathetic excuse for a joke. "
It means you're officially old and can remember jokes before they were recycled! |
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