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By *aitonel OP Man
over a year ago
Liverpool |
because you've got gorgeous tits and/or torso.
And my mate is a perve.
If you don’t know the rules, here they are:
1) find someone on the thread you fancy
2) pick a "mate" and send them a message for the object of your desire. You don't have to know them
3) your (new) mate will then post your message anonymously on the thread for your desired person
4) either stay anonymous or declare yourself
5) do the same for others and open your filters people!
Get to it you sexy bunch
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By *aitonel OP Man
over a year ago
Liverpool |
There. Since there are unposted messages still. And I'm bored. |
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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago
Maldon and Peterborough |
May I join in this time?
Although I am a little shy.  |
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From the other thread
My mate says -
mollyswallows.
I’m glad to see you perusing the forums again and simply have one thing to say to their stunning self. We still need to talk about your flexibility |
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In again, I didn’t get enough of an ego boost ye know  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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That’s was quickly back up.
I’m still in for receiving and posting. Bring it on x |
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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago
Maldon and Peterborough |
"In again, I didn’t get enough of an ego boost ye know "
Awww. Need a hug? |
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By *aitonel OP Man
over a year ago
Liverpool |
"May I join in this time?
Although I am a little shy. "
You are welcome always, good sir Chunky |
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I’m in maybe I’ll actually get a message this time around  |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
You're speedy, K...
I'll be in and out  |
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By *aitonel OP Man
over a year ago
Liverpool |
"You're speedy, K...
I'll be in and out "
That's my bragging rights! |
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Remember to drop your filters and send messages! Don’t just sit and wait for them!!!!
Peace |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"You're speedy, K...
I'll be in and out
That's my bragging rights!"
I wouldn't know |
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By *aitonel OP Man
over a year ago
Liverpool |
"Remember to drop your filters and send messages! Don’t just sit and wait for them!!!!
Peace "
Good point! Mine were but I had to double check |
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By *aitonel OP Man
over a year ago
Liverpool |
"You're speedy, K...
I'll be in and out
That's my bragging rights!
I wouldn't know "
Because I'm that fast! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'm in again. Tell me your secrets and I'll make sure the object of your desire receives them. |
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"In again, I didn’t get enough of an ego boost ye know
Awww. Need a hug? "
Always accept a chunky hug! |
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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago
Maldon and Peterborough |
"In again, I didn’t get enough of an ego boost ye know
Awww. Need a hug?
Always accept a chunky hug! "
OK. But no prodding me with uour lightsaber this time.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Another one from my handsome mate for General Kenobi
"Don't be upset. It could be another happy landing."
I so wanted that to say happy ending and also I'd happily watch  |
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From the last thread,I've been a bad postie 
For the beautiful MsWyld...
"Please tell MsWyld that halo isn’t fooling me. I’ve seen her in positions no angel would dare try" |
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"In again, I didn’t get enough of an ego boost ye know
Awww. Need a hug?
Always accept a chunky hug!
OK. But no prodding me with uour lightsaber this time. "
I’ll turn my waist like a good lad  |
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"Another one from my handsome mate for General Kenobi
"Don't be upset. It could be another happy landing."
I so wanted that to say happy ending and also I'd happily watch "
Not upset just disappointed Fiddles, just disappointed |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"From the last thread,I've been a bad postie
For the beautiful MsWyld...
"Please tell MsWyld that halo isn’t fooling me. I’ve seen her in positions no angel would dare try""
Some people are worth misplacing my halo for  |
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By *beeMan
over a year ago
Bristol |
I'm in again to be receive or send on!! |
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Happy to post and definitely happy to receive |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Sorry - been neglecting things and have been really slow with this one.
"Can you tell City Jeans that I'd city his jeans any day of the week" |
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I’m still here. I’m still in.
(What do you mean you can’t feel it?)  |
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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago
Maldon and Peterborough |
From a romantic guy to Mollyswallows :-
Rose's are Red
Cabages are Green
If you open you legs
I'll fill you with cr...... |
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"From a romantic guy to Mollyswallows :-
Rose's are Red
Cabages are Green
If you open you legs
I'll fill you with cr...... "
It’s crayons isn’t it?! |
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"From a romantic guy to Mollyswallows :-
Rose's are Red
Cabages are Green
If you open you legs
I'll fill you with cr......
It’s crayons isn’t it?!"
Not again! Last time I was crapping rainbows after |
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"From a romantic guy to Mollyswallows :-
Rose's are Red
Cabages are Green
If you open you legs
I'll fill you with cr......
It’s crayons isn’t it?!
Not again! Last time I was crapping rainbows after "
Was there a pot of gold at the end?  |
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"From a romantic guy to Mollyswallows :-
Rose's are Red
Cabages are Green
If you open you legs
I'll fill you with cr......
It’s crayons isn’t it?!
Not again! Last time I was crapping rainbows after
Was there a pot of gold at the end? "
No just a pile of crayons |
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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago
Maldon and Peterborough |
"From a romantic guy to Mollyswallows :-
Rose's are Red
Cabages are Green
If you open you legs
I'll fill you with cr......
It’s crayons isn’t it?!
Not again! Last time I was crapping rainbows after
Was there a pot of gold at the end?
No just a pile of crayons "
And a leprechaun |
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"From a romantic guy to Mollyswallows :-
Rose's are Red
Cabages are Green
If you open you legs
I'll fill you with cr......
It’s crayons isn’t it?!
Not again! Last time I was crapping rainbows after
Was there a pot of gold at the end?
No just a pile of crayons
And a leprechaun "
Correct! Noshed him off and went our separate ways |
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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago
Maldon and Peterborough |
"From a romantic guy to Mollyswallows :-
Rose's are Red
Cabages are Green
If you open you legs
I'll fill you with cr......
It’s crayons isn’t it?!
Not again! Last time I was crapping rainbows after
Was there a pot of gold at the end?
No just a pile of crayons
And a leprechaun
Correct! Noshed him off and went our separate ways "
To be sure, to be sure.. |
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"From a romantic guy to Mollyswallows :-
Rose's are Red
Cabages are Green
If you open you legs
I'll fill you with cr......
It’s crayons isn’t it?!
Not again! Last time I was crapping rainbows after
Was there a pot of gold at the end?
No just a pile of crayons
And a leprechaun
Correct! Noshed him off and went our separate ways "
Nowt wrong with a little Irish on you |
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"From a romantic guy to Mollyswallows :-
Rose's are Red
Cabages are Green
If you open you legs
I'll fill you with cr......
It’s crayons isn’t it?!
Not again! Last time I was crapping rainbows after
Was there a pot of gold at the end?
No just a pile of crayons
And a leprechaun
Correct! Noshed him off and went our separate ways "
So it wasn't his lucky charms you were after.  |
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By *aitonel OP Man
over a year ago
Liverpool |
Em, oh this mate of mine has asked me to pass this on to you
Can you tell Em that she has indeed been a bad postie. And she now needs to face the music for it. She can start by dropping her postie shorts all the way to her ankles and bending over … |
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Seems all the post is for Em, and I can seen why!
Em you lil stunner my mate says can you put on your Catholic Girls School uniform and report to their office for combined punishment, physical education and detailed anatomy studies |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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My beautiful friend has a message for... _bee, what's 70 or so miles between friends? We should be closer friends... |
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By *aitonel OP Man
over a year ago
Liverpool |
Rose-tinted! My mate, who you might know has asked this be passed on
Can you tell Rose-tinted that if he wants me in his bedroom he needs to stop swiping and start messaging |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Still in. happy to pass on messages  |
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Looks like Rose Tinted Glasses is a popular man!
This absolute sex rocket said that she wants to kiss you and taste how wet you made her
Can I watch at least I’m hot here!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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In |
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By *orny-DJMan
over a year ago
Leigh-on-Sea |
I'm in. Actually got a message from an annonymous lady on yesterdays thread and I'd love to find out who she is |
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"Can you tell Rose-tinted that if he wants me in his bedroom he needs to stop swiping and start messaging "
You first. I’ll follow your lead.
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"This absolute sex rocket said that she wants to kiss you and taste how wet you made her
Can I watch at least I’m hot here!!! "
Molly my darling, you’ll need to ask the sex rocket if she’s okay with that. (Personally I wouldn’t leave you awkwardly watching from the corner. I’d give you something to do … ) |
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I'm back postie pants adorned
Tinder x |
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Out as postie, my book is calling me
Mrs |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I will give it another go, happy to play postie for a bit |
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"Can you tell Rose-tinted that if he wants me in his bedroom he needs to stop swiping and start messaging
You first. I’ll follow your lead.
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This absolute sex rocket said that she wants to kiss you and taste how wet you made her
Can I watch at least I’m hot here!!!
Molly my darling, you’ll need to ask the sex rocket if she’s okay with that. (Personally I wouldn’t leave you awkwardly watching from the corner. I’d give you something to do … )"
That would require me to out the messenger and I’m not a grass |
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"That would require me to out the messenger and I’m not a grass "
I didn’t say you had to ask her publicly!  |
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My mate wants to know the answer to this question...
Can you ask posh how I get into her postie pants
Tinder |
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I’m out as postie now. Places to go this evening, people to see. |
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"Happy to be postie for a bit."
Funnily enough this one’s for you, from a bloke I think you already know …
“I want to lick her out like I'm eating a kebab......” |
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"That would require me to out the messenger and I’m not a grass
I didn’t say you had to ask her publicly! "
Who says it’s a her?  |
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By *aitonel OP Man
over a year ago
Liverpool |
"That would require me to out the messenger and I’m not a grass
I didn’t say you had to ask her publicly!
Who says it’s a her? "
Ooooooooo! the plot thickens! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Err this is a tad sociable for you Kai?
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By *MCMan
over a year ago
London/EA |
Well hello… |
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Incoming for MsWyld
Could you please ask MsWyld if I could get the number to her bat phone, I'd be her boy wonder and partner in crime |
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"From a romantic guy to Mollyswallows :-
Rose's are Red
Cabages are Green
If you open you legs
I'll fill you with cr......
It’s crayons isn’t it?!
Not again! Last time I was crapping rainbows after
Was there a pot of gold at the end?
No just a pile of crayons
And a leprechaun
Correct! Noshed him off and went our separate ways
Nowt wrong with a little Irish on you "
Very true Kenobi |
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"Em, oh this mate of mine has asked me to pass this on to you
Can you tell Em that she has indeed been a bad postie. And she now needs to face the music for it. She can start by dropping her postie shorts all the way to her ankles and bending over …"
I can touch my toes without bending my knees |
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Back in on this. Happy to act as postman.
Plus if whoever posted on previous thread the below wants to pm me
"Turbo ted you make a very hot mate smile always" |
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"because you've got gorgeous tits and/or torso."
I have neither of these, can I still join in? |
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"Seems all the post is for Em, and I can seen why!
Em you lil stunner my mate says can you put on your Catholic Girls School uniform and report to their office for combined punishment, physical education and detailed anatomy studies"
Yes Sir |
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"From a romantic guy to Mollyswallows :-
Rose's are Red
Cabages are Green
If you open you legs
I'll fill you with cr......
It’s crayons isn’t it?!
Not again! Last time I was crapping rainbows after
Was there a pot of gold at the end?
No just a pile of crayons
And a leprechaun
Correct! Noshed him off and went our separate ways
Nowt wrong with a little Irish on you
Very true Kenobi "
Oh autocorrect did me well there  |
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By *aitonel OP Man
over a year ago
Liverpool |
"Err this is a tad sociable for you Kai?
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I did it for Posh. |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Err this is a tad sociable for you Kai?
I did it for Posh. "
Posh appreciates it. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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In, you filthy animals |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Waves |
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Fresh out of my box
Can you tell Jennie TV I would like her hammering my hole like a black and decker power tool please. I’ll take it like a good girl |
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By *aitonel OP Man
over a year ago
Liverpool |
"Fresh out of my box
Can you tell Jennie TV I would like her hammering my hole like a black and decker power tool please. I’ll take it like a good girl"
Not it! |
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"Happy to be postie for a bit.
Funnily enough this one’s for you, from a bloke I think you already know …
“I want to lick her out like I'm eating a kebab......”"
Could you find out if that’s a chicken or meat kebab please? Salad or no? |
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"Happy to be postie for a bit.
Funnily enough this one’s for you, from a bloke I think you already know …
“I want to lick her out like I'm eating a kebab......”
Could you find out if that’s a chicken or meat kebab please? Salad or no? "
Chicken shish, all the salad, both chilli ams garlic mayo on naan |
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"Happy to be postie for a bit.
Funnily enough this one’s for you, from a bloke I think you already know …
“I want to lick her out like I'm eating a kebab......”
Could you find out if that’s a chicken or meat kebab please? Salad or no?
Chicken shish, all the salad, both chilli ams garlic mayo on naan "
I approve. Granted. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I ain’t playing as no one fancies me |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Back in for a bit |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Fresh out of my box
Can you tell Jennie TV I would like her hammering my hole like a black and decker power tool please. I’ll take it like a good girl
Not it! "
Not invited! |
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By *aitonel OP Man
over a year ago
Liverpool |
"Fresh out of my box
Can you tell Jennie TV I would like her hammering my hole like a black and decker power tool please. I’ll take it like a good girl
Not it!
Not invited! "
rude |
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Things are getting steamy in my box
could you tell Crimson_Rose:
"You are constantly boleyn me over!"
And yes... the spelling is deliberate! Xx |
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Im in !! Someone will be busy once the hot chicks know im open fir messages!!  |
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I’ll play and happy to be postie |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
*checks thread for mentions of wanting to do filthy things to or with Posh*
*cries* |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"*checks thread for mentions of wanting to do filthy things to or with Posh*
*cries*"
Posh, my definitely real mate mentioned they want to do filthy things to or with you |
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Can someone please Tell Todgermoore I want to ride him like a broken merry go round pony and have him bang me like a toe on a coffee table!!
Signed
Anonymous hot bird that nicked his phone while he was in the loo!! |
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By *aitonel OP Man
over a year ago
Liverpool |
I've been instructed by my very good friend to deliver this one word for word.
Dear Kaitonel.
Please could you tell Jennie that I fancy her.
Love Posh |
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"Things are getting steamy in my box
could you tell Crimson_Rose:
"You are constantly boleyn me over!"
And yes... the spelling is deliberate! Xx"
A fellow history buff
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"*checks thread for mentions of wanting to do filthy things to or with Posh*
*cries*
Posh, my definitely real mate mentioned they want to do filthy things to or with you"
I like your definitely real friend a very lot |
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What did I miss while I was in the loo??
Bloody hell - well thats a mystery innit? |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"I've been instructed by my very good friend to deliver this one word for word.
Dear Kaitonel.
Please could you tell Jennie that I fancy her.
Love Posh "
Oh.
Gosh.
K.
You let the secret out. As I asked you to do |
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Mellrose in coming mate, from a handsome admirer..
that it is my fondest desire to sensually remove all of her adornments and ravish her passionately and repeatedly over a prolonged period and in extensive locations and positions |
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This is a public service announcement for BrunnetteandJay…
My friend would like to “smoother Brunette in chocolate sauce and whipped cream creating the most exquisite and sexy chocolate Sunday ever seen and then lick it all off her slowly. Oh yes and ask her where I should stick the flake too.” |
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"This is a public service announcement for BrunnetteandJay…
My friend would like to “smoother Brunette in chocolate sauce and whipped cream creating the most exquisite and sexy chocolate Sunday ever seen and then lick it all off her slowly. Oh yes and ask her where I should stick the flake too.”"
Ok who’s been reading my diary?? |
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Bing, bong
Message for Demi
My very fun friend says:
I want her to ride me like and unbroken stallion with her voluptuous boobs bouncing in my face
He isn’t the only one!!! |
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By *aitonel OP Man
over a year ago
Liverpool |
Oh POSH! You may not want to skip on this one, as mate of mine wants you to know
Tell Posh that I most definitely want to do unspeakable things to her! But if she would like to speak about them let me know |
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For Crimson Rose, from the finest and most upstanding gentleman I have had the honour to know.
“I wish to ruin you in a way not dissimilar to how Vesuvius ruined Pompei” |
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"For Crimson Rose, from the finest and most upstanding gentleman I have had the honour to know.
“I wish to ruin you in a way not dissimilar to how Vesuvius ruined Pompei”"
Tell me more. Especially if it involves getting covered in a substance as yet unspecified. |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Oh POSH! You may not want to skip on this one, as mate of mine wants you to know
Tell Posh that I most definitely want to do unspeakable things to her! But if she would like to speak about them let me know"
Ooh. Sounds fun! |
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CG. Incoming from my smoking hot mate for you
Could you please tell Ghandi I want to use his cock as the spoon for my McFlurry. |
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Incoming message for Demi Demi - an unnamed admirer says they think you’re beautiful |
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"CG. Incoming from my smoking hot mate for you
Could you please tell Ghandi I want to use his cock as the spoon for my McFlurry."
This is genius, bravo to the originator |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Posh! Posh!
So sorry, this is a late delivery, but my really sexy mate.... even sexier than me (well maybe AS sexy) says:
"stop crying, get naked, hop into bed and I’ll be around to ravish her burning loins shortly"
Oooo - the fuck - errr! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Crimson_Rose.
I have been chatting to my well turned out friend who happened to mention that after Vesuvius has finished erupting all over you he’d like to as well.
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Got enough wet wipes? |
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"*checks thread for mentions of wanting to do filthy things to or with Posh*
*cries*"
See above is ya blind woman!
Tinder |
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"Crimson_Rose.
I have been chatting to my well turned out friend who happened to mention that after Vesuvius has finished erupting all over you he’d like to as well.
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Got enough wet wipes? "
Who needs wet wipes |
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"Crimson_Rose.
I have been chatting to my well turned out friend who happened to mention that after Vesuvius has finished erupting all over you he’d like to as well.
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Got enough wet wipes?
Who needs wet wipes "
When there's tongues |
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Ooooh in for the home stretch! |
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"Crimson_Rose.
I have been chatting to my well turned out friend who happened to mention that after Vesuvius has finished erupting all over you he’d like to as well.
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Got enough wet wipes?
Who needs wet wipes
When there's tongues "
Wet wipes just go to landfill |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ooooh in for the home stretch! "
Miss YB, you beautiful creature, my very nearly as beautiful friend asked me to say to you "Tell Miss YB, we need to be doing 69 in the celler, and play with the ghosts"
Spooky! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Bing, bong
Message for Demi
My very fun friend says:
I want her to ride me like and unbroken stallion with her voluptuous boobs bouncing in my face
He isn’t the only one!!! "
I don’t usually go on top, but maybe I can make an exception |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Miss YB. Another one of my many sexy mates says:
"Need to go for a third Christmas in a row…. And this time we will have that dinner."
You ate getting sooo many messages! What have you got tnat I haven't?
Apart from that obviously.
And those |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Oh Crimson_Rose you fragrant beauty,
my actually practically perfect friend wants you to know "that her new bar will need putting to good use. Slow, long and intense."
I am aroused! |
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Miss YB my charming mates says
He would be happy to stretch you |
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"Oh Crimson_Rose you fragrant beauty,
my actually practically perfect friend wants you to know "that her new bar will need putting to good use. Slow, long and intense."
I am aroused! "
So am I |
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By *0astMan
over a year ago
Discovering |
Browsing with a brew |
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Can I have a stretching in the cellar at Christmas over dinner please? |
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"Can I have a stretching in the cellar at Christmas over dinner please? "
My mate says
yes and I will stuff you like a turkey too
He’s a cracker |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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" Mellrose in coming mate, from a handsome admirer..
that it is my fondest desire to sensually remove all of her adornments and ravish her passionately and repeatedly over a prolonged period and in extensive locations and positions"
Tell me more |
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For the lovely Mellrose….
“Can you confess to Mellrose that twas I who sent her previous love note and ask if when being pleasured orally she prefer to be laid back in sweet repose with legs akimbo or kneeling over my face and grinding her voluptuous womanhood onto my smiling face”
Oooh I say!!!! Not sure if I’m meant to put the name of the secret admirer here! They did want to confess |
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From a smoking hot duo….
“Can you please ask Crimson Rose
Is her preference, hand, paddle, flogger or another?” |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"For the lovely Mellrose….
“Can you confess to Mellrose that twas I who sent her previous love note and ask if when being pleasured orally she prefer to be laid back in sweet repose with legs akimbo or kneeling over my face and grinding her voluptuous womanhood onto my smiling face”
Oooh I say!!!! Not sure if I’m meant to put the name of the secret admirer here! They did want to confess "
Confess confess |
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"For the lovely Mellrose….
“Can you confess to Mellrose that twas I who sent her previous love note and ask if when being pleasured orally she prefer to be laid back in sweet repose with legs akimbo or kneeling over my face and grinding her voluptuous womanhood onto my smiling face”
Oooh I say!!!! Not sure if I’m meant to put the name of the secret admirer here! They did want to confess
Confess confess "
Goes by the name of Stanley Funseeker or does he?
(I got permission) |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Posh! Posh!
So sorry, this is a late delivery, but my really sexy mate.... even sexier than me (well maybe AS sexy) says:
"stop crying, get naked, hop into bed and I’ll be around to ravish her burning loins shortly"
Oooo - the fuck - errr! "
Golly!
Are they burning? |
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"For the lovely Mellrose….
“Can you confess to Mellrose that twas I who sent her previous love note and ask if when being pleasured orally she prefer to be laid back in sweet repose with legs akimbo or kneeling over my face and grinding her voluptuous womanhood onto my smiling face”
Oooh I say!!!! Not sure if I’m meant to put the name of the secret admirer here! They did want to confess
Confess confess
Goes by the name of Stanley Funseeker or does he?
(I got permission)"
Grass |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"For the lovely Mellrose….
“Can you confess to Mellrose that twas I who sent her previous love note and ask if when being pleasured orally she prefer to be laid back in sweet repose with legs akimbo or kneeling over my face and grinding her voluptuous womanhood onto my smiling face”
Oooh I say!!!! Not sure if I’m meant to put the name of the secret admirer here! They did want to confess
Confess confess
Goes by the name of Stanley Funseeker or does he?
(I got permission)"
Ooohhhhhhhh |
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Miss YB you have a request...... Can a mate pleasure her anally whilst she leans out of her bedroom window conversing with neighbours would be considered forward? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Incoming for the gorgeous MissYuexBleus :
Can you let Missyuexbleus know that the Honeycomb ice cream is still in the freezer |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
From a hottie...
Would you ask Mrs Gigglers is she’d lick my giggle pin whilst I held her my little pony pigtails? |
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"From a smoking hot duo….
“Can you please ask Crimson Rose
Is her preference, hand, paddle, flogger or another?”"
My preference is the preference is the spanker/paddler/flogger |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Oh still in |
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"Miss YB you have a request...... Can a mate pleasure her anally whilst she leans out of her bedroom window conversing with neighbours would be considered forward?"
Somehow I don’t think my neighbours would be surprised by this |
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" Incoming for the gorgeous MissYuexBleus :
Can you let Missyuexbleus know that the Honeycomb ice cream is still in the freezer "
I needs to be in bed with me. Can you bring it please? |
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" Incoming for the gorgeous MissYuexBleus :
Can you let Missyuexbleus know that the Honeycomb ice cream is still in the freezer
I needs to be in bed with me. Can you bring it please? "
With salted caramel sauce |
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" Incoming for the gorgeous MissYuexBleus :
Can you let Missyuexbleus know that the Honeycomb ice cream is still in the freezer
I needs to be in bed with me. Can you bring it please?
With salted caramel sauce "
And a side of Steven |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
Crimson...my sexy mates say...
Can you tell Crimson Rose
Thats good as we have all of those, readily available |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
And another for the lovely Crimson. .
Plz ask Crimson Rose...
Where does she stand on being edged.....does she wanna be introduced to my hand, paddle and flogger |
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"And another for the lovely Crimson. .
Plz ask Crimson Rose...
Where does she stand on being edged.....does she wanna be introduced to my hand, paddle and flogger"
Hmmm…I will tolerate being edged if I’m made to I’m always interested in getting acquainted with all of the above. |
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" Incoming for the gorgeous MissYuexBleus :
Can you let Missyuexbleus know that the Honeycomb ice cream is still in the freezer
I needs to be in bed with me. Can you bring it please?
With salted caramel sauce
And a side of Steven "
Steven comes a standard yiu know this |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
Another sexy mate says...
Could you ask Ghandi if he’ll flog my bum till I can’t sit down for a week? |
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Kaitonel… my very beautiful friend says…
Would Kaitonel be so kind as to grab whichever of his guys he is having a bromance with this week and bring them to see me?
It'll be fun. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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This one did make me chuckle :
Yo…… pls ask MissYB
If I can lick her out like I'm licking out a muller rice pot |
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By *aitonel OP Man
over a year ago
Liverpool |
"Kaitonel… my very beautiful friend says…
Would Kaitonel be so kind as to grab whichever of his guys he is having a bromance with this week and bring them to see me?
It'll be fun."
Ummmm what's that supposed to mean! Did you just call me a bromance slut? |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Kaitonel… my very beautiful friend says…
Would Kaitonel be so kind as to grab whichever of his guys he is having a bromance with this week and bring them to see me?
It'll be fun.
Ummmm what's that supposed to mean! Did you just call me a bromance slut? "
You're only a slut if you want to be a slut  |
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"Kaitonel… my very beautiful friend says…
Would Kaitonel be so kind as to grab whichever of his guys he is having a bromance with this week and bring them to see me?
It'll be fun.
Ummmm what's that supposed to mean! Did you just call me a bromance slut? "
I’m sure it’s a compliment. Somewhere along the line? |
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By *ruceyyMan
over a year ago
London |
"Kaitonel… my very beautiful friend says…
Would Kaitonel be so kind as to grab whichever of his guys he is having a bromance with this week and bring them to see me?
It'll be fun.
Ummmm what's that supposed to mean! Did you just call me a bromance slut? "
I was gonna say isn't it always just DF? |
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"This one did make me chuckle :
Yo…… pls ask MissYB
If I can lick her out like I'm licking out a muller rice pot "
Come and lick the lid of life! |
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"Another sexy mate says...
Could you ask Ghandi if he’ll flog my bum till I can’t sit down for a week?"
No problem I'll bring my nice rigid flogger |
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My mate says…
Ask Kaitonel for the numbers of all of the hotties he won’t have time to pleasure this week so I can offer to be a bargain bucket stand in for him |
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By *aitonel OP Man
over a year ago
Liverpool |
"My mate says…
Ask Kaitonel for the numbers of all of the hotties he won’t have time to pleasure this week so I can offer to be a bargain bucket stand in for him "
They won't give me their numbers! |
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By *aitonel OP Man
over a year ago
Liverpool |
"Kaitonel… my very beautiful friend says…
Would Kaitonel be so kind as to grab whichever of his guys he is having a bromance with this week and bring them to see me?
It'll be fun.
Ummmm what's that supposed to mean! Did you just call me a bromance slut?
I was gonna say isn't it always just DF?"
DF is special.
MrShiv is my new bromance, he just doesn't know it yet |
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By *aitonel OP Man
over a year ago
Liverpool |
Oh a very polite gentleman has requested that I pass this message on
Would you ask Mrs YB whether she would ride me like a bucking bronco whilst making her nipple tassels spin in opposite directions |
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"Oh a very polite gentleman has requested that I pass this message on
Would you ask Mrs YB whether she would ride me like a bucking bronco whilst making her nipple tassels spin in opposite directions"
Another one nicking ideas from my ‘ Big book of Fit burds! Annual |
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"Oh a very polite gentleman has requested that I pass this message on
Would you ask Mrs YB whether she would ride me like a bucking bronco whilst making her nipple tassels spin in opposite directions
Another one nicking ideas from my ‘ Big book of Fit burds! Annual "
If it’s for me then I have to stress that I’m most definitely not a Mrs, but I will ride like them like a bunking bronco, be prepared for black eyes though! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Been away
Back now.
How many messages did I miss?
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Oh |
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"Been away
Back now.
How many messages did I miss?
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Oh"
Feel ya sister |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Been away
Back now.
How many messages did I miss?
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Oh
Feel ya sister "
Higher.... yes just there |
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Question for all thread members, does anyone know a fast acting cure for black eyes |
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