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Tell me your Worst / Corniest Joke !!
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over a year ago
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There's a lady walking through some woods, she finds a clearing and in the centre sitting on a log is a tiny man bent over with his head in his hands. She sits down next to him and says hello, are you a goblin ? No he replies I've got a headache actually ! |
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"There's a lady walking through some woods, she finds a clearing and in the centre sitting on a log is a tiny man bent over with his head in his hands. She sits down next to him and says hello, are you a goblin ? No he replies I've got a headache actually ! "
A great start.. Also a 9 haha  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Visited a prison the other day, looking at the wall there was a dwarf climbing down the side.
I turned to my friend and said, " that's a little con-descending" |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Equally some right chuckles on here..
Two nuns cycling home from church.
One turns to the other and says "I've not come this way before"
The other replies "that'll be the cobbles" |
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By *unchalMan
over a year ago
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"I'm a saddo who loves Dad jokes and really awful ones too ..
So what's the shittest joke you know and let's see if it's actually funny "
Not mine but a classic dad joke.
Lorna Rose Treen was voted the winner of the Dave Funniest Joke of the Edinburgh Festival fringe with her pun: "I started dating a zookeeper, but it turned out he was a cheetah," |
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"I'm a saddo who loves Dad jokes and really awful ones too ..
So what's the shittest joke you know and let's see if it's actually funny "
When does a joke become a dad joke?
When it leaves and never comes back. |
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Apparently a true story...
Richard Burton the Welsh actor while filming in America was approached by a brash American fellow who shouted at him ' hey Richard baby we both got something in common' Richard Burton asked him 'and what do we have in common sir?'
The man said 'we're both selts' muspronouncing Celt as selts.
Richard turned to him and said..' my good man, I might be a selt but you sir are a SUNT!'...  |
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Apparently a true story...
Richard Burton the Welsh actor while filming in America was approached by a brash American fellow who shouted at him ' hey Richard baby we both got something in common' Richard Burton asked him 'and what do we have in common sir?'
The man said 'we're both selts' muspronouncing Celt as selts.
Richard turned to him and said..' my good man, I might be a selt but you sir are a SUNT!'...  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Do you know the most important difference between a penis and a chicken drumstick. When they answer “no” , reply would you like to come on a picnic "
LOL - cross post this to the picnic thread |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Two midgets wanted a baby. They went to the doctor who said thats fine you can have a baby . Would you like a baby girl or boy. The midgets repiled they didnt mind as long as it fitted inside a cannon. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"When I went to get my clit pierced the Man said he would have to numb the area. He did indeed, with his mouth...numb numb numb numb."
Hahahahahaha this one really got me |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Dave's up in court for his third drink drive offense.
Whilst the judge was summing up Dave got a massive erection.
Dave's barrister later confirmed Dave got a stiff sentence |
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