Doesn't say what your looking for, what you can offer, no hints at your personality other than you are childish, immature and lazy which tbh isn't a turn on.
Pic blurred due to work but there's plenty of pics you can take without your face, there's zero idea if there's any attraction.
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By *ogo1189 OP Man
over a year ago
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"Doesn't say what your looking for, what you can offer, no hints at your personality other than you are childish, immature and lazy which tbh isn't a turn on.
Pic blurred due to work but there's plenty of pics you can take without your face, there's zero idea if there's any attraction.
Mrs "
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So the picture is blurry because of your line of work ? I like that your not looking to shag the whole site,a realist is always good.
Personally I wouldn't be even slightly interested in a profile like yours. Although to be fair it did make me laugh . |
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Remove the things that sound negative or rewrite to something that sounds a little more positive:
Childish and immature
(maybe you mean ‘fun loving’)
Happy to stand in until you find something better (maybe you mean: ‘not looking for anything serious, but let’s have some fun?’)
Not sure what this means:
3 Star sex sessions (shags like a Vicar).
How does a vicar shag? With a dog collar on?
Just a few thoughts. Good luck |
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By *ogo1189 OP Man
over a year ago
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"Remove the things that sound negative or rewrite to something that sounds a little more positive:
Childish and immature
(maybe you mean ‘fun loving’)
Happy to stand in until you find something better (maybe you mean: ‘not looking for anything serious, but let’s have some fun?’)
Not sure what this means:
3 Star sex sessions (shags like a Vicar).
How does a vicar shag? With a dog collar on?
Just a few thoughts. Good luck "
Thanks, I’m not very good at singing my own praises. It doesn’t feel right but this seems more me
I could put five star, shags like a porn star but who wouldn’t say that about themselves? Not everyone will agree with how you vie yourself. I thought it’s one thing to say I don’t take things too seriously, but better to demonstrate in the profile
Why have a shopping list of what you like to think of yourself when you can show some personality? That was my thinking |
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You know what, I actually like it  made me grin a bit, self deprecating humour can be good! Pics a bit shit tho. I’d say keep going on that theme and fill it out a bit |
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over a year ago
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"You know what, I actually like it made me grin a bit, self deprecating humour can be good! Pics a bit shit tho. I’d say keep going on that theme and fill it out a bit "
Yay! Thanks! I’ll have a think on pics etc. I read someone say rule of thumb is less explicit as public and explicit for friends only. Any thoughts on that? What’s a good non explicit photo? |
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"You know what, I actually like it made me grin a bit, self deprecating humour can be good! Pics a bit shit tho. I’d say keep going on that theme and fill it out a bit
Yay! Thanks! I’ll have a think on pics etc. I read someone say rule of thumb is less explicit as public and explicit for friends only. Any thoughts on that? What’s a good non explicit photo?"
Not your cock out, |
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By *ogo1189 OP Man
over a year ago
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"Better pictures.
You want people to look at you and go pwoarr what a sexy fucker!
A single blurry image wont do that.
Show your veris... I always take it as a bad sign when I can't read them.
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Good advice. Thanks |
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over a year ago
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"You know what, I actually like it made me grin a bit, self deprecating humour can be good! Pics a bit shit tho. I’d say keep going on that theme and fill it out a bit
Yay! Thanks! I’ll have a think on pics etc. I read someone say rule of thumb is less explicit as public and explicit for friends only. Any thoughts on that? What’s a good non explicit photo?
Not your cock out, "
Ah! I was 30 seconds away from uploading that too! (Jk) |
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By *ogo1189 OP Man
over a year ago
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"“ Bigger dick than most of the French but not so much the Bolivians”
Made me laugh I can’t lie  "
Thanks, people seem to have a better sense of humour at lunch than breakfast. Maybe that’s something I need to consider. Maybe it’s a caffeine thing? Ha! |
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By *ogo1189 OP Man
over a year ago
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"Hi op
Don't you think it would be easier to compare yours to many others and see how they are doing things "
I have had a nosey but I don’t think the best way to stand out is to copy others
Thanks for any suggestions and feedback so far. I will read them all and reply. Seeing a recurring theme on the photo definitely |
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"You know what, I actually like it made me grin a bit, self deprecating humour can be good! Pics a bit shit tho. I’d say keep going on that theme and fill it out a bit
Yay! Thanks! I’ll have a think on pics etc. I read someone say rule of thumb is less explicit as public and explicit for friends only. Any thoughts on that? What’s a good non explicit photo?"
If you're wanting to attract women avoid the overly explicit photos, from what I gather they like teasing shots or dumb shit like men with their arms crossed (fuck knows why)
If you're wanting to attract men, show us your knob... men love penises, they really can't get enough of them,
Or you can do what I do and just upload whatever you think is sexy regardless of who you're wanting to attract. Tailoring yourself to suit the wants of others isn't much fun... just be you and enjoy what you do |
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Would you message someone with only a blurry pic only?
You’ve basically got no pics so a lot of people will just move on without even reading your profile.
It’s good you aren’t making yourself out to be a sex god but without any pics, your ‘I’m just average’ assessment of yourself will fall flat.
That would only work if you had good pics to show you are being tongue in cheek.
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"You can’t handle the truth
Calm down, Jack Nicholson. The more honest the better "
The blurry picture looks like Claire Balding had a child with Jedward. |
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"You can’t handle the truth
Calm down, Jack Nicholson. The more honest the better
The blurry picture looks like Claire Balding had a child with Jedward."
If you stare at it for 30 seconds then look at wall then you get to see him |
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"You can’t handle the truth
Calm down, Jack Nicholson. The more honest the better
The blurry picture looks like Claire Balding had a child with Jedward.
If you stare at it for 30 seconds then look at wall then you get to see him "
John or Edward? |
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"You can’t handle the truth
Calm down, Jack Nicholson. The more honest the better
The blurry picture looks like Claire Balding had a child with Jedward.
If you stare at it for 30 seconds then look at wall then you get to see him
John or Edward?"
The Irish one |
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"You can’t handle the truth
Calm down, Jack Nicholson. The more honest the better
The blurry picture looks like Claire Balding had a child with Jedward.
If you stare at it for 30 seconds then look at wall then you get to see him
John or Edward?
The Irish one "
These comments made me laugh but I would appreciate you not mocking my mum and dads like that. The three of them are good people (jk) |
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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago
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"Hi op
Don't you think it would be easier to compare yours to many others and see how they are doing things
I have had a nosey but I don’t think the best way to stand out is to copy others
Thanks for any suggestions and feedback so far. I will read them all and reply. Seeing a recurring theme on the photo definitely "
I'm not suggesting copying anyone, but others would be different things and most likely more successful welcome by the way  |
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"You can’t handle the truth
Calm down, Jack Nicholson. The more honest the better
The blurry picture looks like Claire Balding had a child with Jedward.
If you stare at it for 30 seconds then look at wall then you get to see him
John or Edward?
The Irish one
These comments made me laugh but I would appreciate you not mocking my mum and dads like that. The three of them are good people (jk)"
Louis Walsh has a lot to answer for. |
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By *ogo1189 OP Man
over a year ago
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"You can’t handle the truth
Calm down, Jack Nicholson. The more honest the better
The blurry picture looks like Claire Balding had a child with Jedward.
If you stare at it for 30 seconds then look at wall then you get to see him
John or Edward?
The Irish one
These comments made me laugh but I would appreciate you not mocking my mum and dads like that. The three of them are good people (jk)
Louis Walsh has a lot to answer for."
Uncle Louis? |
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It's been 5 hours, at minimum you should have changed the profile pic.
Sure, from the neck down.
Profile, it's not hard to write words.
If the above advice isn't clear enough, then maybe advice isn't your thing.
But as it stands, we're out. |
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By *ogo1189 OP Man
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"It's been 5 hours, at minimum you should have changed the profile pic.
Sure, from the neck down.
Profile, it's not hard to write words.
If the above advice isn't clear enough, then maybe advice isn't your thing.
But as it stands, we're out."
Bit harsh. I do have work. I’m not sure people will take to me doing a topless shoot in the hall and I don’t think a photo in the bogs will be the most appealing
I’m not keeping you though. Tara |
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"You can’t handle the truth
Calm down, Jack Nicholson. The more honest the better
The blurry picture looks like Claire Balding had a child with Jedward.
If you stare at it for 30 seconds then look at wall then you get to see him
John or Edward?
The Irish one
These comments made me laugh but I would appreciate you not mocking my mum and dads like that. The three of them are good people (jk)
Louis Walsh has a lot to answer for.
Uncle Louis?"
Don’t tell me you had to sit on his knee  |
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By *ogo1189 OP Man
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"You can’t handle the truth
Calm down, Jack Nicholson. The more honest the better
The blurry picture looks like Claire Balding had a child with Jedward.
If you stare at it for 30 seconds then look at wall then you get to see him
John or Edward?
The Irish one
These comments made me laugh but I would appreciate you not mocking my mum and dads like that. The three of them are good people (jk)
Louis Walsh has a lot to answer for.
Uncle Louis?
Don’t tell me you had to sit on his knee "
It was a perfectly innocent chance to sit together and talk about the first thing that popped up |
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"You know what, I actually like it made me grin a bit, self deprecating humour can be good! Pics a bit shit tho. I’d say keep going on that theme and fill it out a bit
Yay! Thanks! I’ll have a think on pics etc. I read someone say rule of thumb is less explicit as public and explicit for friends only. Any thoughts on that? What’s a good non explicit photo?"
Grey joggers ?
Maybe just me but I think they are hot as fuck |
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"You know what, I actually like it made me grin a bit, self deprecating humour can be good! Pics a bit shit tho. I’d say keep going on that theme and fill it out a bit
Yay! Thanks! I’ll have a think on pics etc. I read someone say rule of thumb is less explicit as public and explicit for friends only. Any thoughts on that? What’s a good non explicit photo?
Grey joggers ?
Maybe just me but I think they are hot as fuck "
Easily done! |
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