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I'm thinking of writing one of those war time book type thingies... You know . 1000 things to do with a pound of mince or how to ration your eggs... 
How many ideas can we come up with for swinging on NO dosh.
1. Darn your stockings with your hubbies pubes. |
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"Cut the gusset out of a pair of old knickers to make a new look crotchless pair.
Liked this one 
Cut the nipple area from a matching bra!"
Ffs I can't afford matching underwear  . |
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"Cut the gusset out of a pair of old knickers to make a new look crotchless pair.
Liked this one
Cut the nipple area from a matching bra!
Ffs I can't afford matching underwear . "
You STUPID woman. Tie die your faded greys in beetroot juice! xx
Where there's a gran there's a way. |
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"Cut the gusset out of a pair of old knickers to make a new look crotchless pair.
Liked this one
Cut the nipple area from a matching bra!
Ffs I can't afford matching underwear .
You STUPID woman. Tie die your faded greys in beetroot juice! xx
Where there's a gran there's a way."
Pmsl
Instead of buying a douche for anal, use a hosepipe. |
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Attaching one of your best fishnet stockings to an old bamboo pole could provide a thrifty way to amuse the grandkids during adhoc trips to the seaside or the local pond…!!!  |
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Instead of washing the covers after every meet turn them over, then after the next turn it inside out etc
Or if you have white sheets just tippex any stains. |
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Have daytime meets, borrowing neighbour's clothes from their clothes line, whilst they're at work. Try to avoid re-soiling them, but just use rain water for a quick rinse, should all fail.
As rain water is cold, it won't set cum, which needs heat to solidify it, like egg whites do. |
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Take a lodger of the same sex, who works different hours to you, then rent her room by the hour to swingers in need of accom, as well as borrow her clothes - ensure she's a similar size, of course. |
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"I'm thinking of writing one of those war time book type thingies... You know . 1000 things to do with a pound of mince or how to ration your eggs...
How many ideas can we come up with for swinging on NO dosh.
1. Darn your stockings with your hubbies pubes. "
Shag your neighbour, save on travel costs |
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