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"Finally stopped choking to death after reading Julie and Jans replies  so I'm not going anywhere yet 
Pmsl cheeky mare, everyone knows how good I am.....my halo may be tainted, my wings may be black, I may even be wearing no knickers and stockings under my gown....but I'm an  god damnit 
Your halo has been around your ankles for years  Mine however is still shiney "
Yours is a cock ring you carry around as a spare |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Finally stopped choking to death after reading Julie and Jans replies so I'm not going anywhere yet
Pmsl cheeky mare, everyone knows how good I am.....my halo may be tainted, my wings may be black, I may even be wearing no knickers and stockings under my gown....but I'm an god damnit
Your halo has been around your ankles for years Mine however is still shiney
Yours is a cock ring you carry around as a spare "
not needed it yet |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Finally stopped choking to death after reading Julie and Jans replies so I'm not going anywhere yet
Pmsl cheeky mare, everyone knows how good I am.....my halo may be tainted, my wings may be black, I may even be wearing no knickers and stockings under my gown....but I'm an god damnit
Your halo has been around your ankles for years Mine however is still shiney
Yours is a cock ring you carry around as a spare
not needed it yet "
Give it time hun, you'll find a use for it |
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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago
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"As the coffin goes into the furnace I want Highway To Hell being blasted out 
Or 'Hell ain't a bad place to be'."
I actually have it in my will that I want Disco Inferno (Burn, Baby Burn) played as I go into the furnace...
I have to go to heaven unfortunately as Satan has a never-ending restraining order against me  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Finally stopped choking to death after reading Julie and Jans replies so I'm not going anywhere yet
Oi I am a Nun!!!!!
Celibate at that  "
Celibate my arse |
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"As the coffin goes into the furnace I want Highway To Hell being blasted out
Totally knicked my funeral song hahaha.. "
its ok, if they go before you they wont know or care if you also have it..
and vice versa.. |
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Or, on a philosophical level, neither because neither of them exist. They are the most used examples of the reward/punishment dogma that religions have used for centuries to frighten the peasants into parting with their cash. |
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"Or, on a philosophical level, neither because neither of them exist. They are the most used examples of the reward/punishment dogma that religions have used for centuries to frighten the peasants into parting with their cash. "
The problem is that this planet is most often used as the example. We see heaven being turned into hell just to put food on the supermarket shelves or to heat our homes. Only money can buy you paradise but you can't eat money when it's all gone |
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"Finally stopped choking to death after reading Julie and Jans replies so I'm not going anywhere yet
Pmsl cheeky mare, everyone knows how good I am.....my halo may be tainted, my wings may be black, I may even be wearing no knickers and stockings under my gown....but I'm an god damnit "
I think your are that good you halo is slipping off slightly  |
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See you all at the Third Furness on the right, with all the swingers, tv's, ts, gay, lesbian and bi folk, etc etc... but don't leave the freaking door open, or all the Catholic priests will be trying to gate crash the party... |
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"Finally stopped choking to death after reading Julie and Jans replies so I'm not going anywhere yet
Pmsl cheeky mare, everyone knows how good I am.....my halo may be tainted, my wings may be black, I may even be wearing no knickers and stockings under my gown....but I'm an god damnit
I think your are that good you halo is slipping off slightly "
It's just a little on the squiff, I knocked it on some sticky out thingy |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Finally stopped choking to death after reading Julie and Jans replies so I'm not going anywhere yet
Oi I am a Nun!!!!!
Celibate at that "
And my real names Mary |
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