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How feminine is it to eat a dirty takeaway ?
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Guys, let’s imagine you’re sat there and you’re eating your medium fries facing a woman who just destroyed a full doner kebab. How would you feel about that? Would you introduce her to your mum? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'd be fancying my chances getting back to my place with her knowing she was a meat eater. .... Just be weary if she stayed the whole night of kebab farts.  |
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"I'd be fancying my chances getting back to my place with her knowing she was a meat eater. .... Just be weary if she stayed the whole night of kebab farts. "
Hey now.
I'd practically be a vegan if it wasn't for all the spunk I swallow.
Meat eater doesn't necessarily equate to sucking dick like a champ  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Guys, let’s imagine you’re sat there and you’re eating your medium fries facing a woman who just destroyed a full doner kebab. How would you feel about that? Would you introduce her to your mum? "
You said fries.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I'd be fancying my chances getting back to my place with her knowing she was a meat eater. .... Just be weary if she stayed the whole night of kebab farts.
Hey now.
I'd practically be a vegan if it wasn't for all the spunk I swallow.
Meat eater doesn't necessarily equate to sucking dick like a champ "
...So you're a sausuagatarian and runner up medalist? |
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"Guys, let’s imagine you’re sat there and you’re eating your medium fries facing a woman who just destroyed a full doner kebab. How would you feel about that? Would you introduce her to your mum? "
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I'd first assess if she's more cultured than a pot of Bio Yoghurt. |
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Another hypothetical thread? Crikey Woody, these imaginary meets are giving you plenty of thread content.
Here's hoping no one is shallow enough to be put off by a woman enjoying their food. Imaginary lady should consider herself to have had a lucky escape if so.
J |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Well if I’ve just bought her a greasy Doner then she’s sucking my cock later so I don’t know which is worse  "
Just think of it as pre-lubing her throat  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Fuck the patriarchy
I’m bringing the mayo & chilli sauce
C’mon ladies "
Post Listerine mouth wash fun only!.. (Oh go on then) the chilli tingle might add to the fun! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Another hypothetical thread? Crikey Woody, these imaginary meets are giving you plenty of thread content.
Here's hoping no one is shallow enough to be put off by a woman enjoying their food. Imaginary lady should consider herself to have had a lucky escape if so.
J"
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'd be fancying my chances getting back to my place with her knowing she was a meat eater. .... Just be weary if she stayed the whole night of kebab farts. "
But? What if she puts it in her mouth erotically, but also drips it on the table cloth?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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What So we aren't very lady like if we dare eat 'man food'
Stay quietly in the corner girls, delicately nibbling a salad sandwich. You may have afternoon tea with a china cup & saucer, remember to lift your pinky.
Hey, we don't wanna meet ya mummy. We're meeting down the pub later, out for a good time. Grab a donner kabab on our way home, then some ffffffffff fun, to hammer each other with our sex toys. No male approval needed.
God forbid we eat a yorkie, that's not for girls
Mrs C |
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Who's up for the experiment. We both order an extra large donner with all the trimmings and we can assess
A) who ate it in the more attractive manner
B) are we still attracted to the other person
C) is either of us capable of anything more arousing than laying on the sofa groaning that we probably shouldn't have had the XL kebab.
If anyone wants to help with these hypothesis I'm game |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"What So we aren't very lady like if we dare eat 'man food'
Stay quietly in the corner girls, delicately nibbling a salad sandwich. You may have afternoon tea with a china cup & saucer, remember to lift your pinky.
Hey, we don't wanna meet ya mummy. We're meeting down the pub later, out for a good time. Grab a donner kabab on our way home, then some ffffffffff fun, to hammer each other with our sex toys. No male approval needed.
God forbid we eat a yorkie, that's not for girls
Mrs C "
Do you know how to hammer?…
*dodges whatever is thrown…
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Who's up for the experiment. We both order an extra large donner with all the trimmings and we can assess
A) who ate it in the more attractive manner
B) are we still attracted to the other person
C) is either of us capable of anything more arousing than laying on the sofa groaning that we probably shouldn't have had the XL kebab.
If anyone wants to help with these hypothesis I'm game"
I'm up for it |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Women, please eat your food with a certain amount of restraint.
Only order salad and only ever small portions.
And use a dainty fork"
To stab you in the eye with? Of course. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Who's up for the experiment. We both order an extra large donner with all the trimmings and we can assess
A) who ate it in the more attractive manner
B) are we still attracted to the other person
C) is either of us capable of anything more arousing than laying on the sofa groaning that we probably shouldn't have had the XL kebab.
If anyone wants to help with these hypothesis I'm game"
This is now my standard test and my bar set for a cheaply social. brilliant |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"What So we aren't very lady like if we dare eat 'man food'
Stay quietly in the corner girls, delicately nibbling a salad sandwich. You may have afternoon tea with a china cup & saucer, remember to lift your pinky.
Hey, we don't wanna meet ya mummy. We're meeting down the pub later, out for a good time. Grab a donner kabab on our way home, then some ffffffffff fun, to hammer each other with our sex toys. No male approval needed.
God forbid we eat a yorkie, that's not for girls
Mrs C
Do you know how to hammer?…
*dodges whatever is thrown…
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Run Forest. RUN |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I don’t know about anyone else but if I had a sexy woman with me, the last thing I’d be doing is posting threads on the forums about her table habits "
But it didn't happen unless you make a thread. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I don’t know about anyone else but if I had a sexy woman with me, the last thing I’d be doing is posting threads on the forums about her table habits
But it didn't happen unless you make a thread. "
So I don’t need photos??? Perfect.
*wipes sweat from brow. |
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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago
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"I don’t know about anyone else but if I had a sexy woman with me, the last thing I’d be doing is posting threads on the forums about her table habits "
She might have gone for a shit after all the dirty food. So he is passing the time. That's what I'd do. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Women, please eat your food with a certain amount of restraint.
Only order salad and only ever small portions.
Salad in the kebab counts, right?"
One of your five a day misty.  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I don’t know about anyone else but if I had a sexy woman with me, the last thing I’d be doing is posting threads on the forums about her table habits "
Hypertheticaly. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I don’t know about anyone else but if I had a sexy woman with me, the last thing I’d be doing is posting threads on the forums about her table habits
But it didn't happen unless you make a thread.
So I don’t need photos??? Perfect.
*wipes sweat from brow. "
Not this time. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I don’t know about anyone else but if I had a sexy woman with me, the last thing I’d be doing is posting threads on the forums about her table habits
But it didn't happen unless you make a thread.
So I don’t need photos??? Perfect.
*wipes sweat from brow.
Not this time."
It might not hypothetically happen again, I don’t think you can be choosy … *cries |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I don’t know about anyone else but if I had a sexy woman with me, the last thing I’d be doing is posting threads on the forums about her table habits
But it didn't happen unless you make a thread.
So I don’t need photos??? Perfect.
*wipes sweat from brow.
Not this time.
It might not hypothetically happen again, I don’t think you can be choosy … *cries "
If it does I'm sure we'll find out! |
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"What So we aren't very lady like if we dare eat 'man food'
Stay quietly in the corner girls, delicately nibbling a salad sandwich. You may have afternoon tea with a china cup & saucer, remember to lift your pinky.
Hey, we don't wanna meet ya mummy. We're meeting down the pub later, out for a good time. Grab a donner kabab on our way home, then some ffffffffff fun, to hammer each other with our sex toys. No male approval needed.
God forbid we eat a yorkie, that's not for girls
Mrs C "
I'm in for kebabs and kebabs! 
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"I don’t know about anyone else but if I had a sexy woman with me, the last thing I’d be doing is posting threads on the forums about her table habits
But it didn't happen unless you make a thread.
So I don’t need photos??? Perfect.
*wipes sweat from brow.
Not this time.
It might not hypothetically happen again, I don’t think you can be choosy … *cries
If it does I'm sure we'll find out! "
I actually just snorted.
J |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I had a Dirty Boy burger at the best burger place in Hereford when we were there a couple of weeks ago. It was soooo good.
Red "
Did you eat it in one? I actually want details?’ I’m really hungry right now.  |
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I’m not looking to be introduced to anyone’s mum 
