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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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I've sent 200 copy and paste messages to women today! None of them have replied.
["Hey big tits lookin for some action"]
...I mean what am I doing wrong!!  |
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By *TG3Man
over a year ago
Dorchester |
"I've sent 200 copy and paste messages to women today! None of them have replied.
["Hey big tits lookin for some action"]
...I mean what am I doing wrong!! "
never send a message to a female is my advice if you are worthy they will contact you  |
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By *llitnilMan
over a year ago
Shirehampton |
"I've sent 200 copy and paste messages to women today! None of them have replied.
["Hey big tits lookin for some action"]
...I mean what am I doing wrong!!"
You forgot the question mark at the end. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Did you make sure to attach a dick pic, and a face picture where you're wearing sunglasses and a hat, thirty feet from the camera?"
Yep without a cock pic you're sunk! Oh and I think you put waaaay too much effort in your copy & paste! A simple 'Hey' gets us girls hot ya know! |
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What you really need to do is send your premium erotica.
A thousand words without punctuation beginning with "What I wanna do to you" and ending with "and ur gonna squirt so hard ur gonna flood the room" |
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"I've sent 200 copy and paste messages to women today! None of them have replied.
["Hey big tits lookin for some action"]
...I mean what am I doing wrong!! "
Well sticking a bottle of vimto down the front of your trousers and shouts woo hoo girls looking for the Eiffel tower didn't help did it? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Did you make sure to attach a dick pic, and a face picture where you're wearing sunglasses and a hat, thirty feet from the camera?"
...Oh bollox, I forgot the hat! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I've sent 200 copy and paste messages to women today! None of them have replied.
["Hey big tits lookin for some action"]
...I mean what am I doing wrong!!
Did they even have big tits though?!"
...How would I know, I don't read their profiles, just send send send! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I've sent 200 copy and paste messages to women today! None of them have replied.
["Hey big tits lookin for some action"]
...I mean what am I doing wrong!!
Well sticking a bottle of vimto down the front of your trousers and shouts woo hoo girls looking for the Eiffel tower didn't help did it? "
Hello fellow Bottom fan "Churchill looking startled!!" |
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"I've sent 200 copy and paste messages to women today! None of them have replied.
["Hey big tits lookin for some action"]
...I mean what am I doing wrong!!
Well sticking a bottle of vimto down the front of your trousers and shouts woo hoo girls looking for the Eiffel tower didn't help did it?
Hello fellow Bottom fan "Churchill looking startled!!""
Zulus at dawn |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I've sent 200 copy and paste messages to women today! None of them have replied.
["Hey big tits lookin for some action"]
...I mean what am I doing wrong!! never send a message to a female is my advice if you are worthy they will contact you "
I'll type I UNDERSTAND later. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Did you make sure to attach a dick pic, and a face picture where you're wearing sunglasses and a hat, thirty feet from the camera?
Yep without a cock pic you're sunk! Oh and I think you put waaaay too much effort in your copy & paste! A simple 'Hey' gets us girls hot ya know! "
Gonna send you enough 'hays' from know on to feed an army of shire horses. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I've sent 200 copy and paste messages to women today! None of them have replied.
["Hey big tits lookin for some action"]
...I mean what am I doing wrong!!
Well sticking a bottle of vimto down the front of your trousers and shouts woo hoo girls looking for the Eiffel tower didn't help did it?
Hello fellow Bottom fan "Churchill looking startled!!"
Zulus at dawn"
"Fancy a quick gander at the Eifel Tower girls" They we're ace. Rip Rik  |
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"Should have offered a massage. Now that would be unique, coz like no one does that
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Must admi I have had experience of both that's getting a reply and no reply.
Though the reply is a sorry not my type but it makes my day as I'm easily pleased.
Keep trying I say.
Best of luck |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Should have offered a massage. Now that would be unique, coz like no one does that
Masseuse handyman photographer professional totally discrete "
Why, Did you need me to fix your plumbing too. I'd have to bring massage oil and my big wrench. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You didn't use text speak, that's where you're going wrong mate.
Should of said "wot u up2'
Shutz yur mowf un getz v goodz owt! "
Now you'll have the women queuing |
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"Should have offered a massage. Now that would be unique, coz like no one does that
Masseuse handyman photographer professional totally discrete
Why, Did you need me to fix your plumbing too. I'd have to bring massage oil and my big wrench."
I forgot gynaecologist |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Only 200... that's where you've gone wrong, its a minimum of 462 message before you get a reply  "
God this place is hard work. Okay, I'll send you 463 FAF messages inclusive of every angle of cock selfie possible. Happy now? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Don't bother with mentioning Jaffa cakes its not starter they tell you there coming and don't turn up."
C'mon is that really such a bad result. A whole packet of jaffa cakes to yourself or sex... I know what I'd choose! |
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"Don't bother with mentioning Jaffa cakes its not starter they tell you there coming and don't turn up.
C'mon is that really such a bad result. A whole packet of jaffa cakes to yourself or sex... I know what I'd choose! "
Its big packet too but and was feeling sick after the first dozen or so perhaps it was better she didn't come . |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Should have offered a massage. Now that would be unique, coz like no one does that
Masseuse handyman photographer professional totally discrete
Why, Did you need me to fix your plumbing too. I'd have to bring massage oil and my big wrench.
I forgot gynaecologist "
No it's alright, I'm a c.*t, You'll be in good hands. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Don't bother with mentioning Jaffa cakes its not starter they tell you there coming and don't turn up.
C'mon is that really such a bad result. A whole packet of jaffa cakes to yourself or sex... I know what I'd choose!
Its big packet too but and was feeling sick after the first dozen or so perhaps it was better she didn't come ."
Definately for the best. You'd have had Jaffa sickness. We've all been there. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I've sent 200 copy and paste messages to women today! None of them have replied.
["Hey big tits lookin for some action"]
...I mean what am I doing wrong!!
haha love Bottom"
Minky musky sly ol' stowty stowty fox seeks sex of any description. |
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"I've sent 200 copy and paste messages to women today! None of them have replied.
["Hey big tits lookin for some action"]
...I mean what am I doing wrong!!
haha love Bottom
Minky musky sly ol' stowty stowty fox seeks sex of any description. "
Well look on the bright side, Richie, at least you're not gonna get any sexually transmitted diseases. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Should have offered a massage. Now that would be unique, coz like no one does that
Masseuse handyman photographer professional totally discrete
Why, Did you need me to fix your plumbing too. I'd have to bring massage oil and my big wrench.
I forgot gynaecologist
No it's alright, I'm a c.*t, You'll be in good hands. "
(sincere) That was a spur of the moment retort. Doesn't read well. Apologies. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"But did you include a dick pic with the Sky remote, or better still, dick pic with Lynx Africa tin and a filthy shit stained toilet in the background?
You have to make an effort."
I never use a sky remote for comparison as it terrifies them. But the unflushed toilet trick I'll admit I've missed. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I mean, that doesn't work for you?
Pee-kew-lee-ar.
I've had nothing but great success with that exact opener.
Keep going. It's them.
Always them. Never you. |
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By *.T.Man
over a year ago
the Dromara hills |
Hi (insert name),
I came across your profile and was attracted to the words / pictures / verifications / boobs* and think you look like a fun lady / couple.
I see that you can / can't accommodate but that is fine as I can / can't accommodate and will / won't pay / share costs for a hotel / b+b / dayroom / tent.
As we are both/all classy / adventurous we could / couldn't play in my / your car or outdoors / in a club.
I have / haven't included a cock pic as I saw you love / hate getting them but if you want to chat / fuck let me know.
I'm sure you are swamped with messages but I'm local / just visiting / here for a few hours, and thought you are the kind of person / people I like to meet / fuck.
If you fancy meeting up for a coffee / blow n go / all nighter, we can, and perhaps have a one off / build a friendship.
Anyway you look / sound / I hope to fuck you are stunning / have a pulse and as you have high / no standards, maybe I'm what you are looking for / will take pity on.
I'll wear a smart suit / fireman's uniform / bag over my head if that will help you decide to pick me.
Happy fabbing! |
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"Should have offered a massage. Now that would be unique, coz like no one does that
Masseuse handyman photographer professional totally discrete
Why, Did you need me to fix your plumbing too. I'd have to bring massage oil and my big wrench.
I forgot gynaecologist
No it's alright, I'm a c.*t, You'll be in good hands.
(sincere) That was a spur of the moment retort. Doesn't read well. Apologies. "
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"Hi (insert name),
I came across your profile and was attracted to the words / pictures / verifications / boobs* and think you look like a fun lady / couple.
I see that you can / can't accommodate but that is fine as I can / can't accommodate and will / won't pay / share costs for a hotel / b+b / dayroom / tent.
As we are both/all classy / adventurous we could / couldn't play in my / your car or outdoors / in a club.
I have / haven't included a cock pic as I saw you love / hate getting them but if you want to chat / fuck let me know.
I'm sure you are swamped with messages but I'm local / just visiting / here for a few hours, and thought you are the kind of person / people I like to meet / fuck.
If you fancy meeting up for a coffee / blow n go / all nighter, we can, and perhaps have a one off / build a friendship.
Anyway you look / sound / I hope to fuck you are stunning / have a pulse and as you have high / no standards, maybe I'm what you are looking for / will take pity on.
I'll wear a smart suit / fireman's uniform / bag over my head if that will help you decide to pick me.
Happy fabbing!"
If only I could copy and paste
I'm sure other will be grateful for that template. |
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By *ruceyyMan
over a year ago
London |
"Hi (insert name),
I came across your profile and was attracted to the words / pictures / verifications / boobs* and think you look like a fun lady / couple.
I see that you can / can't accommodate but that is fine as I can / can't accommodate and will / won't pay / share costs for a hotel / b+b / dayroom / tent.
As we are both/all classy / adventurous we could / couldn't play in my / your car or outdoors / in a club.
I have / haven't included a cock pic as I saw you love / hate getting them but if you want to chat / fuck let me know.
I'm sure you are swamped with messages but I'm local / just visiting / here for a few hours, and thought you are the kind of person / people I like to meet / fuck.
If you fancy meeting up for a coffee / blow n go / all nighter, we can, and perhaps have a one off / build a friendship.
Anyway you look / sound / I hope to fuck you are stunning / have a pulse and as you have high / no standards, maybe I'm what you are looking for / will take pity on.
I'll wear a smart suit / fireman's uniform / bag over my head if that will help you decide to pick me.
Happy fabbing!"
Shit this is good. Keeping all the options in obviously right |
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"Hi (insert name),
I came across your profile and was attracted to the words / pictures / verifications / boobs* and think you look like a fun lady / couple.
I see that you can / can't accommodate but that is fine as I can / can't accommodate and will / won't pay / share costs for a hotel / b+b / dayroom / tent.
As we are both/all classy / adventurous we could / couldn't play in my / your car or outdoors / in a club.
I have / haven't included a cock pic as I saw you love / hate getting them but if you want to chat / fuck let me know.
I'm sure you are swamped with messages but I'm local / just visiting / here for a few hours, and thought you are the kind of person / people I like to meet / fuck.
If you fancy meeting up for a coffee / blow n go / all nighter, we can, and perhaps have a one off / build a friendship.
Anyway you look / sound / I hope to fuck you are stunning / have a pulse and as you have high / no standards, maybe I'm what you are looking for / will take pity on.
I'll wear a smart suit / fireman's uniform / bag over my head if that will help you decide to pick me.
Happy fabbing!"
You don't even have to tailor this to suit an individual... It covers all the bases. |
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By *urvySub87Woman
over a year ago
Near Wellingborough |
"Hi (insert name),
I came across your profile and was attracted to the words / pictures / verifications / boobs* and think you look like a fun lady / couple.
I see that you can / can't accommodate but that is fine as I can / can't accommodate and will / won't pay / share costs for a hotel / b+b / dayroom / tent.
As we are both/all classy / adventurous we could / couldn't play in my / your car or outdoors / in a club.
I have / haven't included a cock pic as I saw you love / hate getting them but if you want to chat / fuck let me know.
I'm sure you are swamped with messages but I'm local / just visiting / here for a few hours, and thought you are the kind of person / people I like to meet / fuck.
If you fancy meeting up for a coffee / blow n go / all nighter, we can, and perhaps have a one off / build a friendship.
Anyway you look / sound / I hope to fuck you are stunning / have a pulse and as you have high / no standards, maybe I'm what you are looking for / will take pity on.
I'll wear a smart suit / fireman's uniform / bag over my head if that will help you decide to pick me.
Happy fabbing!"
This had me howling |
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By *ogo1189Man
over a year ago
Rossendale |
"Hi (insert name),
I came across your profile and was attracted to the words / pictures / verifications / boobs* and think you look like a fun lady / couple.
I see that you can / can't accommodate but that is fine as I can / can't accommodate and will / won't pay / share costs for a hotel / b+b / dayroom / tent.
As we are both/all classy / adventurous we could / couldn't play in my / your car or outdoors / in a club.
I have / haven't included a cock pic as I saw you love / hate getting them but if you want to chat / fuck let me know.
I'm sure you are swamped with messages but I'm local / just visiting / here for a few hours, and thought you are the kind of person / people I like to meet / fuck.
If you fancy meeting up for a coffee / blow n go / all nighter, we can, and perhaps have a one off / build a friendship.
Anyway you look / sound / I hope to fuck you are stunning / have a pulse and as you have high / no standards, maybe I'm what you are looking for / will take pity on.
I'll wear a smart suit / fireman's uniform / bag over my head if that will help you decide to pick me.
Happy fabbing!"
You promised me you wouldn’t share my template!  (jk) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I've sent 200 copy and paste messages to women today! None of them have replied.
["Hey big tits lookin for some action"]
...I mean what am I doing wrong!! "
But did you send the obligatory dick pic? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It’s so obvious when they are copied and pasted it’s ridiculous "
I even worry and change it up when the words come up on my predictive text....I mean am I that predictable   |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It’s so obvious when they are copied and pasted it’s ridiculous
I even worry and change it up when the words come up on my predictive text....I mean am I that predictable "
Must be the case |
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