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over a year ago
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"Anyone just fancy a bit of a flirt? Say you're in and if you see someone on the thread you fancy, send them a message (respecting filters of course).
Obviously, I'm in. Flirt away  "
Oh hello... 
xx jess |
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"Anyone just fancy a bit of a flirt? Say you're in and if you see someone on the thread you fancy, send them a message (respecting filters of course).
Obviously, I'm in. Flirt away "
Hello I'm in to |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Have you not seen my threads? I'm flirting with my fucking microwave at this point "
Sparks fly when you put a knife in the microwave and switch it on...
And no awkward silence - what else do you want?
xx Jess |
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By *ruceyyMan
over a year ago
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"Have you not seen my threads? I'm flirting with my fucking microwave at this point
Sparks fly when you put a knife in the microwave and switch it on...
And no awkward silence - what else do you want?
xx Jess"
It's sweet you acknowledge my member as a weapon but it's smooth for comfort baby, no sharp cuts guarantee! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Have you not seen my threads? I'm flirting with my fucking microwave at this point
Sparks fly when you put a knife in the microwave and switch it on...
And no awkward silence - what else do you want?
xx Jess
It's sweet you acknowledge my member as a weapon but it's smooth for comfort baby, no sharp cuts guarantee!"
Small and limp like a carrot when in the microwave though?? Jess xx |
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By *ruceyyMan
over a year ago
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"Have you not seen my threads? I'm flirting with my fucking microwave at this point
Sparks fly when you put a knife in the microwave and switch it on...
And no awkward silence - what else do you want?
xx Jess
It's sweet you acknowledge my member as a weapon but it's smooth for comfort baby, no sharp cuts guarantee!
Small and limp like a carrot when in the microwave though?? Jess xx"
In a fucking microwave yes I would guess it wouldn't look it's best |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Have you not seen my threads? I'm flirting with my fucking microwave at this point
Sparks fly when you put a knife in the microwave and switch it on...
And no awkward silence - what else do you want?
xx Jess
It's sweet you acknowledge my member as a weapon but it's smooth for comfort baby, no sharp cuts guarantee!
Small and limp like a carrot when in the microwave though?? Jess xx
In a fucking microwave yes I would guess it wouldn't look it's best "
Hope your balls hurt less now... Would be a hundred times worse in the microwave.
You are very welcome 
xx Jess |
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By *ruceyyMan
over a year ago
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"Have you not seen my threads? I'm flirting with my fucking microwave at this point
Sparks fly when you put a knife in the microwave and switch it on...
And no awkward silence - what else do you want?
xx Jess
It's sweet you acknowledge my member as a weapon but it's smooth for comfort baby, no sharp cuts guarantee!
Small and limp like a carrot when in the microwave though?? Jess xx
In a fucking microwave yes I would guess it wouldn't look it's best
Hope your balls hurt less now... Would be a hundred times worse in the microwave.
You are very welcome
xx Jess"
Are we flirting right now? Cause I would love your buns in the oven |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Have you not seen my threads? I'm flirting with my fucking microwave at this point
Sparks fly when you put a knife in the microwave and switch it on...
And no awkward silence - what else do you want?
xx Jess
It's sweet you acknowledge my member as a weapon but it's smooth for comfort baby, no sharp cuts guarantee!
Small and limp like a carrot when in the microwave though?? Jess xx
In a fucking microwave yes I would guess it wouldn't look it's best
Hope your balls hurt less now... Would be a hundred times worse in the microwave.
You are very welcome
xx Jess
Are we flirting right now? Cause I would love your buns in the oven "
Yeah, I need a personal development plan. This is my idea of flirting. And I normally get my way too...
Anyway, not sucking a shrivelled limp carrot, so you'll need to put up with this instead..
xx Jess 
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"I wouldn't know how to "
You do make laugh. you don't need to say a word your profile pic says it all but of course your perception of yourself its different to the image we perceive.
But believe me you could make stone want to flirt with you . |
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By *ruceyyMan
over a year ago
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"Have you not seen my threads? I'm flirting with my fucking microwave at this point
Sparks fly when you put a knife in the microwave and switch it on...
And no awkward silence - what else do you want?
xx Jess
It's sweet you acknowledge my member as a weapon but it's smooth for comfort baby, no sharp cuts guarantee!
Small and limp like a carrot when in the microwave though?? Jess xx
In a fucking microwave yes I would guess it wouldn't look it's best
Hope your balls hurt less now... Would be a hundred times worse in the microwave.
You are very welcome
xx Jess
Are we flirting right now? Cause I would love your buns in the oven
Yeah, I need a personal development plan. This is my idea of flirting. And I normally get my way too...
Anyway, not sucking a shrivelled limp carrot, so you'll need to put up with this instead..
xx Jess
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I like your flirting! It's weird, but I do love a bit of weird!
I promise it will be like a cooked GIRTHY hot dog from the butcher's. You know the good ones! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Have you not seen my threads? I'm flirting with my fucking microwave at this point
Sparks fly when you put a knife in the microwave and switch it on...
And no awkward silence - what else do you want?
xx Jess
It's sweet you acknowledge my member as a weapon but it's smooth for comfort baby, no sharp cuts guarantee!
Small and limp like a carrot when in the microwave though?? Jess xx
In a fucking microwave yes I would guess it wouldn't look it's best
Hope your balls hurt less now... Would be a hundred times worse in the microwave.
You are very welcome
xx Jess
Are we flirting right now? Cause I would love your buns in the oven
Yeah, I need a personal development plan. This is my idea of flirting. And I normally get my way too...
Anyway, not sucking a shrivelled limp carrot, so you'll need to put up with this instead..
xx Jess
I like your flirting! It's weird, but I do love a bit of weird!
I promise it will be like a cooked GIRTHY hot dog from the butcher's. You know the good ones!"
Girthy and short? No chance.
xx jess  |
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By *ruceyyMan
over a year ago
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"Have you not seen my threads? I'm flirting with my fucking microwave at this point
Sparks fly when you put a knife in the microwave and switch it on...
And no awkward silence - what else do you want?
xx Jess
It's sweet you acknowledge my member as a weapon but it's smooth for comfort baby, no sharp cuts guarantee!
Small and limp like a carrot when in the microwave though?? Jess xx
In a fucking microwave yes I would guess it wouldn't look it's best
Hope your balls hurt less now... Would be a hundred times worse in the microwave.
You are very welcome
xx Jess
Are we flirting right now? Cause I would love your buns in the oven
Yeah, I need a personal development plan. This is my idea of flirting. And I normally get my way too...
Anyway, not sucking a shrivelled limp carrot, so you'll need to put up with this instead..
xx Jess
I like your flirting! It's weird, but I do love a bit of weird!
I promise it will be like a cooked GIRTHY hot dog from the butcher's. You know the good ones!
Girthy and short? No chance.
xx jess "
Damn it there's length! It's a hot dog! Hot diggity dawg! |
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