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If a woman gets caught masturbating by a strange man, she will not scream with embarrassment, but rather insist he have sex with her.
People in the 70's couldn't fuck unless there was a wild guitar solo in the background.
Women never have headaches . . . or periods.
Women always look pleasantly surprised when they open a man's trouser and find a cock there.
When standing during a blowjob, a man will always place one hand firmly on the back of the kneeling woman's head and the other proudly on his hip.
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Any man on his back fixing a sink is likely to get his cock sucked !! The lady will then put her leg up on the 4 ft high counter and the guy will be the perfect height for fucking her bent over it.  |
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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago
Away for Christmas |
My penis is extremely small, I can't get hard enough, my sexual ability is below adequate, I don't last long enough.
All women like everything done it and put everywhere, and are extremely loud and overly dramatical and enthusiastic and frequent with their reactions. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Taxi drivers take payment in kind
I was going to say Taxi drivers, whilst they have lots of fun will end up with very poor pensions "
Ha ha yes they will that |
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By *uzie69xTV/TS
over a year ago
Maidstone |
"Taxi drivers take payment in kind
I was going to say Taxi drivers, whilst they have lots of fun will end up with very poor pensions
Ha ha yes they will that "
I know a woman who used to be a cabbie and she said she gets a lot of offers from solo females customers...
Lesbian porn.... Mmmmmm..... |
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By *essaMayWoman
over a year ago
Fairytale Wood |
"If a woman gets caught masturbating by a strange man, she will not scream with embarrassment, but rather insist he have sex with her.
People in the 70's couldn't fuck unless there was a wild guitar solo in the background.
Women never have headaches . . . or periods.
Women always look pleasantly surprised when they open a man's trouser and find a cock there.
When standing during a blowjob, a man will always place one hand firmly on the back of the kneeling woman's head and the other proudly on his hip.
Your turn you fab lot "
Have been lucky enough to have a friend who was an adult film entertainer. As above and having been on set couple of times (assistant). What I learned from porn its all fake - the poses the scenes all staged in such a way to appeal to their audience. The guy thrusting away with her legs spayed and his arms on his hips back arched back for 30 seconds until cut, reposition, makeup touch up, sound dubbed. I know that cos know what she sounded like really  |
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The best job in the world is photocopier repair guy - oooh look what i found in the printer memory …. Sexy secretary already on her knees ooh please dont tell my husband - mouthful of cock… weeeeeelllll ok!! |
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By *uzie69xTV/TS
over a year ago
Maidstone |
"Have been lucky enough to have a friend who was an adult film entertainer."
I'm interested to know... What are your thoughts about woke feminists saying women are exploited by porn and should be banned?
(sorry OP for hijacking your thread, but it's about us women's view on porn). |
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By *ruceyyMan
over a year ago
London |
"If a woman gets caught masturbating by a strange man, she will not scream with embarrassment, but rather insist he have sex with her.
People in the 70's couldn't fuck unless there was a wild guitar solo in the background.
Women never have headaches . . . or periods.
Women always look pleasantly surprised when they open a man's trouser and find a cock there.
When standing during a blowjob, a man will always place one hand firmly on the back of the kneeling woman's head and the other proudly on his hip.
Your turn you fab lot
Have been lucky enough to have a friend who was an adult film entertainer. As above and having been on set couple of times (assistant). What I learned from porn its all fake - the poses the scenes all staged in such a way to appeal to their audience. The guy thrusting away with her legs spayed and his arms on his hips back arched back for 30 seconds until cut, reposition, makeup touch up, sound dubbed. I know that cos know what she sounded like really "
You had sex with your friend!? What has the world come to! |
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By *TG3Man
over a year ago
Dorchester |
"If a woman gets caught masturbating by a strange man, she will not scream with embarrassment, but rather insist he have sex with her.
People in the 70's couldn't fuck unless there was a wild guitar solo in the background.
Women never have headaches . . . or periods.
Women always look pleasantly surprised when they open a man's trouser and find a cock there.
When standing during a blowjob, a man will always place one hand firmly on the back of the kneeling woman's head and the other proudly on his hip.
Your turn you fab lot "
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By *essaMayWoman
over a year ago
Fairytale Wood |
"Have been lucky enough to have a friend who was an adult film entertainer.
I'm interested to know... What are your thoughts about woke feminists saying women are exploited by porn and should be banned?
(sorry OP for hijacking your thread, but it's about us women's view on porn)."
There is no right answer, in those days it was "exploitative" - and will always be in some way, but the emphasis has changed. Women in the industry in the 80s and early 90s were exploited, no denying it, sex sells you only have to look at profiles.
Now just my view, women have the power now , only have to look at OF - now you could argue that women are the exploiters now - Think "exploitation" is a power word has different meanings, used to prop up arguments depending on its use and context, These days adult entertainers would most likely disagree as they are in control.
Given the above, I enjoy a bit of girl girl porn, maybe shared. But for me Porn sets false expectation for both sexes Porn is a fake reality just as any other fictional media, not being able to detach from that reality is the danger.
I would argue Porn is less about exploitation and more more about dangers, as porn becomes more normalise/mainstream - it pushing boundaries to try and keep it appealing and relevant - (earning money). Maybe would be better focus on that rather than history
Just my thoughts |
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No-one ever gets a stray pube stuck in their mouth & subtly tries to remove it (for what seems like hours).
Women love being finger blasted by other women with 6 inch stiletto acrylic finger nails (I instinctively crossed my legs just typing this)
During DP everyone just seamlessly takes position. Absolutely no awkward shuffling around and a fit of the giggles.
Cramp doesn’t exist.
Neither do fanny farts
See above 2 points for stretch marks, wobbly tummies, boobs that bounce in different directions and wobbly butts.
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By *oxesMan
over a year ago
Southend, Essex |
"Have been lucky enough to have a friend who was an adult film entertainer.
I'm interested to know... What are your thoughts about woke feminists saying women are exploited by porn and should be banned?
Boobrealm blogger/owner stayed that OF had in effect put many companies (including his own) out of business.
I hope this does not sound too rude but the better looking girls got the gigs on the site but would be expected at dinner point
(sorry OP for hijacking your thread, but it's about us women's view on porn).
There is no right answer, in those days it was "exploitative" - and will always be in some way, but the emphasis has changed. Women in the industry in the 80s and early 90s were exploited, no denying it, sex sells you only have to look at profiles.
Now just my view, women have the power now , only have to look at OF - now you could argue that women are the exploiters now - Think "exploitation" is a power word has different meanings, used to prop up arguments depending on its use and context, These days adult entertainers would most likely disagree as they are in control.
Given the above, I enjoy a bit of girl girl porn, maybe shared. But for me Porn sets false expectation for both sexes Porn is a fake reality just as any other fictional media, not being able to detach from that reality is the danger.
I would argue Porn is less about exploitation and more more about dangers, as porn becomes more normalise/mainstream - it pushing boundaries to try and keep it appealing and relevant - (earning money). Maybe would be better focus on that rather than history
Just my thoughts"
The Boobrealm blogger/,owner has gone on record to say that OF has put many companies out of business including his own.
Sorry if this sounds rude but before they would have access to the better quality girls who they at some point would expect them to do hardcore.
OF has meant that people can now earn more by showing less and without a need of a companny or meeting a strange Pervy man in distributing the content for them.
This means that the company then has to seek women who are 'lesser quality'. The pointers who are used to better quality then end their subscriptions and instead subscribe to the models directly (or leave compleatly). Which means less income for the companies. Which means that can't get or afford the top models. Thusly the business model is no longer profitable.
Well according to him any way. |
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Porn taught me its too long time since I had sex
That the young women of today porn are certainly more
Fexiable and accommodating and certainly trained
To high skill level .but if you met one what a way to die
You don't have to do anything their like wind up toys
But these days they appear more likely to have solar energizeing battery's. But sadly an old fuddy duddy like
Me still wants a real woman that I can actually have a mental connection with as well as sex.but if I was thinking of toping my self one of these porn spinner girl seam a good way to go.that's something else porn has taught me. |
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By *ndycoinsMan
over a year ago
Whaley Bridge,Nr Buxton, |
"Have been lucky enough to have a friend who was an adult film entertainer.
I'm interested to know... What are your thoughts about woke feminists saying women are exploited by porn and should be banned?
(sorry OP for hijacking your thread, but it's about us women's view on porn)."
I worked in porn(camera/photographer),the only people being exploited are the audience.None of the models were forced or coerced into it,they all did it to be financially independent of their partner or just independent,they did it to give their kids the option of university for example.These "feminists" have obviously never spoken to the women they claim to be speaking for/protecting. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"If a woman gets caught masturbating by a strange man, she will not scream with embarrassment, but rather insist he have sex with her.
People in the 70's couldn't fuck unless there was a wild guitar solo in the background.
Women never have headaches . . . or periods.
Women always look pleasantly surprised when they open a man's trouser and find a cock there.
When standing during a blowjob, a man will always place one hand firmly on the back of the kneeling woman's head and the other proudly on his hip.
Your turn you fab lot "
Kissing is rare, blow jobs essential, all women have big tits and tight pussy with small labia. Men cum gallons and never lose erections. Women are always happy even when they don't cum.  |
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"My penis is extremely small, I can't get hard enough, my sexual ability is below adequate, I don't last long enough.
All women like everything done it and put everywhere, and are extremely loud and overly dramatical and enthusiastic and frequent with their reactions. "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Porn has taught me
Impact play never leaves marks you can me spanked and spanked and your tushie just gets a little red
Rope burns dont exist
No one has bum hair
All secretaries wear stockings
One small lady can successfully service 10 super fit men often fitting 2/3 large penises in one/each orifice. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Porn has taught me
Impact play never leaves marks you can me spanked and spanked and your tushie just gets a little red
Rope burns dont exist
No one has bum hair
All secretaries wear stockings
One small lady can successfully service 10 super fit men often fitting 2/3 large penises in one/each orifice. "
See on the bum hair thing, how do people get EVERY last one as I cannot get my razor in the top part lol |
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Very recent conversation-its taught me that some guys cant tell the difference between fantasy and reality and are pestering female fabbers with their fantasies and apparently when they get blocked they create another profile and do it again. Fab meeds to make it more different for people to do that.  |
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"If a woman gets caught masturbating by a strange man, she will not scream with embarrassment, but rather insist he have sex with her.
People in the 70's couldn't fuck unless there was a wild guitar solo in the background.
Women never have headaches . . . or periods.
Women always look pleasantly surprised when they open a man's trouser and find a cock there.
When standing during a blowjob, a man will always place one hand firmly on the back of the kneeling woman's head and the other proudly on his hip.
Your turn you fab lot "
If you don’t fancy paying for a taxi
They accept sex as payment both male and female drivers |
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"Girls enjoy scissoring.
I do lol, no I didn't learn that from porn -  "
Sorry yes I should have wrote more to that about how it's the only thing women like to do together.
Well that and the 9 inch nails someone else mentioned. |
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By *essaMayWoman
over a year ago
Fairytale Wood |
"Girls enjoy scissoring.
I do lol, no I didn't learn that from porn -
Sorry yes I should have wrote more to that about how it's the only thing women like to do together.
Well that and the 9 inch nails someone else mentioned. "
God yes 9inch nails lol my foof would close up shop and move to another town at the thought of it. |
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Ladies are consistently vocal during sex, moaning after each thrust and talking dirty in uninterrupted monologues.
But mysteriously, men are almost completely silent. And not once will a lady ask for a little auditory stimulation! |
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"Porn has taught me
Impact play never leaves marks you can me spanked and spanked and your tushie just gets a little red
Rope burns dont exist
No one has bum hair
All secretaries wear stockings
One small lady can successfully service 10 super fit men often fitting 2/3 large penises in one/each orifice.
See on the bum hair thing, how do people get EVERY last one as I cannot get my razor in the top part lol "
I like bum hair. |
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Whenever a supposed talent agent interviews an aspiring model, they're never able to offer her mainstream work. There's always some arbitrary impediment, or every last job has been taken. The only work available is shooting porn.
Of course, the relative availability of highly-paid porn work (something which I guess performers would dispute!) indicates that many aspiring models are reluctant to begin there. But within about five minutes, agents can always convince fresh-faced ladies to give it a go – no matter how reticent they were initially.
In fact, talent agents are SO persuasive that their new signings will invariably fall to their knees to thank them. Usually, this involves unzipping the agent's trousers as they record the action... |
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By *uzie69xTV/TS
over a year ago
Maidstone |
"Now just my view, women have the power now , only have to look at OF - now you could argue that women are the exploiters now - Think "exploitation" is a power word has different meanings, used to prop up arguments depending on its use and context, These days adult entertainers would most likely disagree as they are in control.
I would argue Porn is less about exploitation and more more about dangers, as porn becomes more normalise/mainstream - it pushing boundaries to try and keep it appealing and relevant - (earning money). Maybe would be better focus on that rather than history
The Boobrealm blogger/,owner has gone on record to say that OF has put many companies out of business including his own.
OF has meant that people can now earn more by showing less and without a need of a companny or meeting a strange Pervy man in distributing the content for them. "
The quotes above from two separate contributors.
What is OF?
Is it free online porn being more accessible? The points above make for interesting reading. |
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By *lynJMan
over a year ago
Morden |
"Now just my view, women have the power now , only have to look at OF - now you could argue that women are the exploiters now - Think "exploitation" is a power word has different meanings, used to prop up arguments depending on its use and context, These days adult entertainers would most likely disagree as they are in control.
I would argue Porn is less about exploitation and more more about dangers, as porn becomes more normalise/mainstream - it pushing boundaries to try and keep it appealing and relevant - (earning money). Maybe would be better focus on that rather than history
The Boobrealm blogger/,owner has gone on record to say that OF has put many companies out of business including his own.
OF has meant that people can now earn more by showing less and without a need of a companny or meeting a strange Pervy man in distributing the content for them.
The quotes above from two separate contributors.
What is OF?
Is it free online porn being more accessible? The points above make for interesting reading."
OF is OnlyFans. A site where people can post their own content and charge a subscription to access it |
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By *oxesMan
over a year ago
Southend, Essex |
"Now just my view, women have the power now , only have to look at OF - now you could argue that women are the exploiters now - Think "exploitation" is a power word has different meanings, used to prop up arguments depending on its use and context, These days adult entertainers would most likely disagree as they are in control.
I would argue Porn is less about exploitation and more more about dangers, as porn becomes more normalise/mainstream - it pushing boundaries to try and keep it appealing and relevant - (earning money). Maybe would be better focus on that rather than history
The Boobrealm blogger/,owner has gone on record to say that OF has put many companies out of business including his own.
OF has meant that people can now earn more by showing less and without a need of a companny or meeting a strange Pervy man in distributing the content for them.
The quotes above from two separate contributors.
What is OF?
Is it free online porn being more accessible? The points above make for interesting reading.
OF is OnlyFans. A site where people can post their own content and charge a subscription to access it "
OF is an London/Essex based company that is not just porn for instance Ed Sheeran had OF account. |
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Just little bit of spit will do for lube, especially when performing anal
Women are in no way attracted to looks, just random penis
Having a camera is all and a small amount of money will convince a random woman in 5mins to strip naked and have sex with some complete stranger while another guy ventures to film it
All men have the look of a confused chimp trying really hard to push an old sofa |
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"Just little bit of spit will do for lube, especially when performing anal
Women are in no way attracted to looks, just random penis
Having a camera is all and a small amount of money will convince a random woman in 5mins to strip naked and have sex with some complete stranger while another guy ventures to film it
All men have the look of a confused chimp trying really hard to push an old sofa"
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Guys just need to lob out their (super sized) cocks to turn on a female.
It's essential for a guy to keep his socks on during sex.
If your mate's not in, his super hot and horny milf mother will be and she'll be desperate for your cock. |
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Porn taught me this morning
There lovely young Scottish girl works in care home and does porn for fun and really good at her work .
I've never seen any woman be happy as she was in porn movie before . nice to see a young lady
Enjoy her work and do it well . |
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"That men must always wear a top whilst pumping away and lift it up to show the action. WHY NOT TAKE THE FUCKING TOP OFF  "
Ha, this! Also it's perfectly acceptable to just unzip your trousers.
No one ever uses lube either a bit of spit does the job fine
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"Porn taught me this morning
There lovely young Scottish girl works in care home and does porn for fun and really good at her work .
I've never seen any woman be happy as she was in porn movie before . nice to see a young lady
Enjoy her work and do it well ."
what is she in do tell |
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"Porn taught me this morning
There lovely young Scottish girl works in care home and does porn for fun and really good at her work .
I've never seen any woman be happy as she was in porn movie before . nice to see a young lady
Enjoy her work and do it well . what is she in do tell"
Well let's just say no stone was left unturned . |
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over a year ago
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"Ladies regularly get their heads stuck in washing machines, wearing only their underwear.
This is why men don't do laundry!"
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Forget porn there a guy on another thread her can complete a rubics cube with one hand while wanking with the other whist listening to jolene by dolly parton while also whatching re runs of peak practist .now that multi tasking .
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"Forget porn there a guy on another thread her can complete a rubics cube with one hand while wanking with the other whist listening to jolene by dolly parton while also whatching re runs of peak practist .now that multi tasking .
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That guys got skills! |
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Women love anal with absolutely massive cocks
Said women also appear to have had their cervix surgically removed.
Black guys are hung and constantly fucking everyone else's wife.
Teens look about 35.
Milfs look about 35.
The only respectable place to cum is all over her face.
Clits should be attacked aggressively and without mercy. |
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"If a woman gets caught masturbating by a strange man, she will not scream with embarrassment, but rather insist he have sex with her.
People in the 70's couldn't fuck unless there was a wild guitar solo in the background.
Women never have headaches . . . or periods.
Women always look pleasantly surprised when they open a man's trouser and find a cock there.
When standing during a blowjob, a man will always place one hand firmly on the back of the kneeling woman's head and the other proudly on his hip.
Your turn you fab lot
Have been lucky enough to have a friend who was an adult film entertainer. As above and having been on set couple of times (assistant). What I learned from porn its all fake - the poses the scenes all staged in such a way to appeal to their audience. The guy thrusting away with her legs spayed and his arms on his hips back arched back for 30 seconds until cut, reposition, makeup touch up, sound dubbed. I know that cos know what she sounded like really "
Porn is fake!! Are you serious ? |
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"Have been lucky enough to have a friend who was an adult film entertainer.
I'm interested to know... What are your thoughts about woke feminists saying women are exploited by porn and should be banned?
(sorry OP for hijacking your thread, but it's about us women's view on porn)."
Woke feminists ? Surely it's just feminists the term itself implies awareness |
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"Stepmothers are not wicked or evil they are just very very horny"
Me being a trans step mom is my must popular porn content I do for people lol. Pretty much on twitter everyone refers me to as mommy |
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