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I love a nosy around the local updates OP, this is the top 5.
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Man looking for a daytime meet.
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Man looking to eat pussy and empty his balls.
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Man in a tiny white g-string with his bum to the camera.
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Lady with huge norks out.
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Man asking "any Ladies sucking today?" |
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"I love a nosy around the local updates OP, this is the top 5.
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Man looking for a daytime meet.
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Man looking to eat pussy and empty his balls.
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Man in a tiny white g-string with his bum to the camera.
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Lady with huge norks out.
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Man asking "any Ladies sucking today?""
There’s a few winners in there  |
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"I love a nosy around the local updates OP, this is the top 5.
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Man looking for a daytime meet.
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Man looking to eat pussy and empty his balls.
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Man in a tiny white g-string with his bum to the camera.
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Lady with huge norks out.
.
Man asking "any Ladies sucking today?"
There’s a few winners in there "
It's an endless source of entertainment. |
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"I love a nosy around the local updates OP, this is the top 5.
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Man looking for a daytime meet.
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Man looking to eat pussy and empty his balls.
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Man in a tiny white g-string with his bum to the camera.
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Lady with huge norks out.
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Man asking "any Ladies sucking today?"
There’s a few winners in there
It's an endless source of entertainment. "
I do enjoy going through the local updates |
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Someone on about the joys of dogging
Someone who's glad everyone enjoyed their new video and will try to get through all the messages.
Someone who thinks Fab isn't like a Mensa meeting (they're not wrong)
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"I love a nosy around the local updates OP, this is the top 5.
.
Man looking for a daytime meet.
.
Man looking to eat pussy and empty his balls.
.
Man in a tiny white g-string with his bum to the camera.
.
Lady with huge norks out.
.
Man asking "any Ladies sucking today?"
There’s a few winners in there
It's an endless source of entertainment.
I do enjoy going through the local updates "
I think we should be allowed to swap, so I can see your locals and you mine. |
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over a year ago
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Nothing exciting unfortunately.
2 separate single guys looking to meet today.
A couple looking to meet today.
A single guy simply saying 'tedious'
And another single guys asking if anyone fancies a few weekend away in a luxury cabin with a hot tub |
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"I love a nosy around the local updates OP, this is the top 5.
.
Man looking for a daytime meet.
.
Man looking to eat pussy and empty his balls.
.
Man in a tiny white g-string with his bum to the camera.
.
Lady with huge norks out.
.
Man asking "any Ladies sucking today?"
There’s a few winners in there
It's an endless source of entertainment.
I do enjoy going through the local updates
I think we should be allowed to swap, so I can see your locals and you mine. "
That would be brilliant to be fair you’d get a fright |
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"Hmmm torn between "This is shit unless you have money or contacts you will not get a reply"
Or
"Fuck now ,any hole,any sex, let's go"
The Irish, ladies and gentlemen!  "
I don't believe she's Irish. I understand her. |
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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago
Liverpool |
"Hmmm torn between "This is shit unless you have money or contacts you will not get a reply"
Or
"Fuck now ,any hole,any sex, let's go"
The Irish, ladies and gentlemen!
I don't believe she's Irish. I understand her."
Oh she is Irish. The hate for the English can be nothing other than Irish born. |
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"Hmmm torn between "This is shit unless you have money or contacts you will not get a reply"
Or
"Fuck now ,any hole,any sex, let's go"
The Irish, ladies and gentlemen!
I don't believe she's Irish. I understand her.
Oh she is Irish. The hate for the English can be nothing other than Irish born. "
That's true but then theres still hints of take me now...it all gets quite confusing |
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over a year ago
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"A woman saying her body is better at 59 than most women in their 20s.
To be fair to her, she ain't wrong."
She is ever so confident (but scares the shit out of me) |
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"Hmmm torn between "This is shit unless you have money or contacts you will not get a reply"
Or
"Fuck now ,any hole,any sex, let's go"
The Irish, ladies and gentlemen!
I don't believe she's Irish. I understand her.
Oh she is Irish. The hate for the English can be nothing other than Irish born.
That's true but then theres still hints of take me now...it all gets quite confusing "
Excuse me  I'm southern Irish and from Tipperary so that's why I'm easy to understand.
I don't hate the English,I just take enjoyment out of being a dickhead from time to time 
And also ,shut up the two of ye  |
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"Hmmm torn between "This is shit unless you have money or contacts you will not get a reply"
Or
"Fuck now ,any hole,any sex, let's go"and you replied to both? "
Naturally, there's a few more gems in there so I'm covering all bases |
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By *oggoneMan
over a year ago
Derry |
"Hmmm torn between "This is shit unless you have money or contacts you will not get a reply"
Or
"Fuck now ,any hole,any sex, let's go"
The Irish, ladies and gentlemen!
I don't believe she's Irish. I understand her.
Oh she is Irish. The hate for the English can be nothing other than Irish born.
That's true but then theres still hints of take me now...it all gets quite confusing
Excuse me I'm southern Irish and from Tipperary so that's why I'm easy to understand.
I don't hate the English,I just take enjoyment out of being a dickhead from time to time
And also ,shut up the two of ye "
It was news to me that I hated the English as well. Everyday s a school day I suppose. |
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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago
Liverpool |
"Hmmm torn between "This is shit unless you have money or contacts you will not get a reply"
Or
"Fuck now ,any hole,any sex, let's go"
The Irish, ladies and gentlemen!
I don't believe she's Irish. I understand her.
Oh she is Irish. The hate for the English can be nothing other than Irish born.
That's true but then theres still hints of take me now...it all gets quite confusing
Excuse me I'm southern Irish and from Tipperary so that's why I'm easy to understand.
I don't hate the English,I just take enjoyment out of being a dickhead from time to time
And also ,shut up the two of ye "
Said like a true Irish woman! |
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"I love a nosy around the local updates OP, this is the top 5.
.
Man looking for a daytime meet.
.
Man looking to eat pussy and empty his balls.
.
Man in a tiny white g-string with his bum to the camera.
.
Lady with huge norks out.
.
Man asking "any Ladies sucking today?"
There’s a few winners in there
It's an endless source of entertainment.
I do enjoy going through the local updates
I think we should be allowed to swap, so I can see your locals and you mine.
That would be brilliant to be fair you’d get a fright "
The outer reaches of the Lakes District aren't for the faint hearted. |
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"Hmmm torn between "This is shit unless you have money or contacts you will not get a reply"
Or
"Fuck now ,any hole,any sex, let's go"
The Irish, ladies and gentlemen!
I don't believe she's Irish. I understand her.
Oh she is Irish. The hate for the English can be nothing other than Irish born.
That's true but then theres still hints of take me now...it all gets quite confusing
Excuse me I'm southern Irish and from Tipperary so that's why I'm easy to understand.
I don't hate the English,I just take enjoyment out of being a dickhead from time to time
And also ,shut up the two of ye
Said like a true Irish woman! "
She wants to be the filling in a sandwich is what I'm reading from this... |
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"Hmmm torn between "This is shit unless you have money or contacts you will not get a reply"
Or
"Fuck now ,any hole,any sex, let's go"
The Irish, ladies and gentlemen!
I don't believe she's Irish. I understand her.
Oh she is Irish. The hate for the English can be nothing other than Irish born.
That's true but then theres still hints of take me now...it all gets quite confusing
Excuse me I'm southern Irish and from Tipperary so that's why I'm easy to understand.
I don't hate the English,I just take enjoyment out of being a dickhead from time to time
And also ,shut up the two of ye
Said like a true Irish woman!
She wants to be the filling in a sandwich is what I'm reading from this..."
Simmer down boys, I will fight  |
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"Hmmm torn between "This is shit unless you have money or contacts you will not get a reply"
Or
"Fuck now ,any hole,any sex, let's go"
The Irish, ladies and gentlemen!
I don't believe she's Irish. I understand her.
Oh she is Irish. The hate for the English can be nothing other than Irish born.
That's true but then theres still hints of take me now...it all gets quite confusing
Excuse me I'm southern Irish and from Tipperary so that's why I'm easy to understand.
I don't hate the English,I just take enjoyment out of being a dickhead from time to time
And also ,shut up the two of ye
Said like a true Irish woman!
She wants to be the filling in a sandwich is what I'm reading from this...
Simmer down boys, I will fight "
Put the claws away em |
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"Hmmm torn between "This is shit unless you have money or contacts you will not get a reply"
Or
"Fuck now ,any hole,any sex, let's go"
The Irish, ladies and gentlemen!
I don't believe she's Irish. I understand her.
Oh she is Irish. The hate for the English can be nothing other than Irish born.
That's true but then theres still hints of take me now...it all gets quite confusing
Excuse me I'm southern Irish and from Tipperary so that's why I'm easy to understand.
I don't hate the English,I just take enjoyment out of being a dickhead from time to time
And also ,shut up the two of ye
Said like a true Irish woman!
She wants to be the filling in a sandwich is what I'm reading from this...
Simmer down boys, I will fight
Put the claws away em "
They're not even out yet Ghandi |
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I shit you not… i quote…
‘On my way to Hull to shag a black e***rt with huge tits, but I’d rather be seeing someone on here, like Rosie Pumpkin. If she sees this, contact me’
I honestly don’t know whether I’m appalled, curious, or flattered  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I shit you not… i quote…
‘On my way to Hull to shag a black e***rt with huge tits, but I’d rather be seeing someone on here, like Rosie Pumpkin. If she sees this, contact me’
I honestly don’t know whether I’m appalled, curious, or flattered "
So, did you?
We need to know |
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By *.T.Man
over a year ago
Glasgow |
I find the juxtaposition of status and profile to be the most interesting thing about local updates.
You see a beautifully crafted, literate and appealing profile, let down by a status that looks like a well endowed spider was dragging its meat across the keyboard.
However today's beauty is:
"Theres a few on here that claim to know me they were talking shit,OK the deal is if anyone on here actually does know me we will fuck bareback allnigt"
The profile text?
Fill in later.
So if you are psychic, a stalker or a hacker, you are guaranteed a fuck? Because with no pics and 3 words, you'd have to be pretty amazing / lucky to guess if it was someone you knew.
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"I shit you not… i quote…
‘On my way to Hull to shag a black e***rt with huge tits, but I’d rather be seeing someone on here, like Rosie Pumpkin. If she sees this, contact me’
I honestly don’t know whether I’m appalled, curious, or flattered "
I’m even curious about this |
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"I shit you not… i quote…
‘On my way to Hull to shag a black e***rt with huge tits, but I’d rather be seeing someone on here, like Rosie Pumpkin. If she sees this, contact me’
I honestly don’t know whether I’m appalled, curious, or flattered
So, did you?
We need to know "
Lol sorry to keep you waiting. I did not |
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"I shit you not… i quote…
‘On my way to Hull to shag a black e***rt with huge tits, but I’d rather be seeing someone on here, like Rosie Pumpkin. If she sees this, contact me’
I honestly don’t know whether I’m appalled, curious, or flattered "
Well I'm curious !!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I shit you not… i quote…
‘On my way to Hull to shag a black e***rt with huge tits, but I’d rather be seeing someone on here, like Rosie Pumpkin. If she sees this, contact me’
I honestly don’t know whether I’m appalled, curious, or flattered "
Well…..that’s definitely one thing to see upon waking up |
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Yesterday was quite good for updates.
At 12pm a woman was bemoaning the bad behaviour of men and their approach to meets
At 1pm a man was stating that the aforementioned woman had ghosted him just before a meet and blocked him and could someone please tell her to contact him
!!!!!
Only wish I knew more
It's the drama Mick. I just love it.
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Today we have
Looking for someone to fuck the gf in the morning mmf - (single male profile)
Lots and lots of people looking to meet this week in one way or another. I hope they find each other.
Someone looking to hook up in Hisorunu. I always feel for people when they're away but there status is posted hundreds of miles away. Do you have to change your postcode to stop that happening ? Anyway I digress.
Still lots of pictures and posts from saturday nights Pleasures glow party being shared which is nice.
There's a glory hole open in Maidstone.
Which is lucky because the guy that's regularly sucking cock in a variety of our local public toilets ( put hand under door to signal sucking) doesn't appear to be available today which is unusual. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Today we have
Looking for someone to fuck the gf in the morning mmf - (single male profile)
Lots and lots of people looking to meet this week in one way or another. I hope they find each other.
Someone looking to hook up in Hisorunu. I always feel for people when they're away but there status is posted hundreds of miles away. Do you have to change your postcode to stop that happening ? Anyway I digress.
Still lots of pictures and posts from saturday nights Pleasures glow party being shared which is nice.
There's a glory hole open in Maidstone.
Which is lucky because the guy that's regularly sucking cock in a variety of our local public toilets ( put hand under door to signal sucking) doesn't appear to be available today which is unusual. "
I love how you have become so used to seeing the local toilet guy’s status it becomes odd that you can’t see it. Brilliantly |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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They're usually pretty boring in this part of the country lol. But today ....
'Not sure being able to conceal a can of drink or shampoo bottle in your pussy is a turn on for me! Each to their own though!'
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"Today we have
Looking for someone to fuck the gf in the morning mmf - (single male profile)
Lots and lots of people looking to meet this week in one way or another. I hope they find each other.
Someone looking to hook up in Hisorunu. I always feel for people when they're away but there status is posted hundreds of miles away. Do you have to change your postcode to stop that happening ? Anyway I digress.
Still lots of pictures and posts from saturday nights Pleasures glow party being shared which is nice.
There's a glory hole open in Maidstone.
Which is lucky because the guy that's regularly sucking cock in a variety of our local public toilets ( put hand under door to signal sucking) doesn't appear to be available today which is unusual.
I love how you have become so used to seeing the local toilet guy’s status it becomes odd that you can’t see it. Brilliantly "
I know ! I'm actually a little worried about him now. I do hope he's okay. Perhaps it was a heavy weekend.  |
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"Today we have
Looking for someone to fuck the gf in the morning mmf - (single male profile)
Lots and lots of people looking to meet this week in one way or another. I hope they find each other.
Someone looking to hook up in Hisorunu. I always feel for people when they're away but there status is posted hundreds of miles away. Do you have to change your postcode to stop that happening ? Anyway I digress.
Still lots of pictures and posts from saturday nights Pleasures glow party being shared which is nice.
There's a glory hole open in Maidstone.
Which is lucky because the guy that's regularly sucking cock in a variety of our local public toilets ( put hand under door to signal sucking) doesn't appear to be available today which is unusual.
I love how you have become so used to seeing the local toilet guy’s status it becomes odd that you can’t see it. Brilliantly
I know ! I'm actually a little worried about him now. I do hope he's okay. Perhaps it was a heavy weekend. "
Busy pub could have gave him his fill. Who knows but wish him well all the same  |
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"They're usually pretty boring in this part of the country lol. But today ....
'Not sure being able to conceal a can of drink or shampoo bottle in your pussy is a turn on for me! Each to their own though!'
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As long as its not hairspray or spray on deodorant |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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All dressed now in my diamond bodystocking working from home in my new red heels
Any boys wanna come over and add to the cumshot. Enjoy the video boys”
Apparently one person is very glittery the other is very….well wet |
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".. "Well that was a very naughty and erotic weekend in the campervan xxx"
Love to be a fly on the wall….
I’ve even got a potential meet due to others status update…..
Well that is good to hear !"
Thank you…. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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""I want a thick dick to fill me"
Why doesn't she say how she really feels "
Got a mate called Richard who is a bit of a window licker, she might be in luck.
Also how do you get Dick from Richard?
Ask nicely of course! |
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"Someone wants to know who has a hot tub
Guy of a couple is cum! No idea
Someone's complaining about judgements
Pretty quiet really "
Oh and someone saying thanks to all the guys who came to her gloryhole! |
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