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This morning a dear friend of mine sent me a photograph of their breakfast: croissants and ketchup.
Rest assured that two things are currently playing in my mind:
· my confirmation that these two things do not go together.
· evaluating the viability of keeping this friend. |
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"This morning a dear friend of mine sent me a photograph of their breakfast: croissants and ketchup.
Rest assured that two things are currently playing in my mind:
· my confirmation that these two things do not go together.
· evaluating the viability of keeping this friend."
It’s just like a sausage roll with out the sausage…. |
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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago
East London |
"This morning a dear friend of mine sent me a photograph of their breakfast: croissants and ketchup.
Rest assured that two things are currently playing in my mind:
· my confirmation that these two things do not go together.
· evaluating the viability of keeping this friend.
It’s just like a sausage roll with out the sausage…."
Exactly! You can add the sausage too. |
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"This morning a dear friend of mine sent me a photograph of their breakfast: croissants and ketchup.
Rest assured that two things are currently playing in my mind:
· my confirmation that these two things do not go together.
· evaluating the viability of keeping this friend.
It’s just like a sausage roll with out the sausage…."
Which is also a crime!!! |
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"This morning a dear friend of mine sent me a photograph of their breakfast: croissants and ketchup.
Rest assured that two things are currently playing in my mind:
· my confirmation that these two things do not go together.
· evaluating the viability of keeping this friend.
It’s just like a sausage roll with out the sausage….
Exactly! You can add the sausage too."
Naughty thought Nanna….  |
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"This morning a dear friend of mine sent me a photograph of their breakfast: croissants and ketchup.
Rest assured that two things are currently playing in my mind:
· my confirmation that these two things do not go together.
· evaluating the viability of keeping this friend.
It’s just like a sausage roll with out the sausage….
Which is also a crime!!!"
And what’s your sauce of choice….  |
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"Croissants cut in half with butter and crispy bacon and Tommy sauce is amazing as is a hot croissant with cheese and ham inside and melted cheese on top.
Just saying like.
T"
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This is...sort of... acceptable...ish. |
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"This morning a dear friend of mine sent me a photograph of their breakfast: croissants and ketchup.
Rest assured that two things are currently playing in my mind:
· my confirmation that these two things do not go together.
· evaluating the viability of keeping this friend.
It’s just like a sausage roll with out the sausage….
Which is also a crime!!!
And what’s your sauce of choice…. "
Not ketchup. Sausage rolls don’t require saucing.
Besides I’m saucy enough (Badum chhhh) |
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"This morning a dear friend of mine sent me a photograph of their breakfast: croissants and ketchup.
Rest assured that two things are currently playing in my mind:
· my confirmation that these two things do not go together.
· evaluating the viability of keeping this friend.
It’s just like a sausage roll with out the sausage….
Which is also a crime!!!
And what’s your sauce of choice….
Not ketchup. Sausage rolls don’t require saucing.
Besides I’m saucy enough (Badum chhhh)"
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"This morning a dear friend of mine sent me a photograph of their breakfast: croissants and ketchup.
Rest assured that two things are currently playing in my mind:
· my confirmation that these two things do not go together.
· evaluating the viability of keeping this friend."
When I saw in M&S food loads of different things made of Marmite & Cheese I subconsciously screwed my face up in aghast  |
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"Croissants cut in half with butter and crispy bacon and Tommy sauce is amazing as is a hot croissant with cheese and ham inside and melted cheese on top.
Just saying like.
T
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This is...sort of... acceptable...ish."
I'm very late, so you may have already declared your "friend" persona non grata, but I came to say something similar.
If your friend was eating one of Pret's divine ham and mozzarella croissants, I could just imagine a splodge of ketchup would work there...a glimmer of hope if you want to make this a yellow rather than red card offence!
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"Croissants cut in half with butter and crispy bacon and Tommy sauce is amazing as is a hot croissant with cheese and ham inside and melted cheese on top.
Just saying like.
T
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This is...sort of... acceptable...ish.
I'm very late, so you may have already declared your "friend" persona non grata, but I came to say something similar.
If your friend was eating one of Pret's divine ham and mozzarella croissants, I could just imagine a splodge of ketchup would work there...a glimmer of hope if you want to make this a yellow rather than red card offence!
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I would never give you a red card, YOLO.  |
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Are they still a friend?
Pass me the smelling salts 
(But no - they do not belong together)
it definitely does not belong on crossiant's. 
Mrs C 