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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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To answer your question, the biggest crime against food is a chef who clearly can't cook, we've all seen pink chicken or overcooked pasta, they are crimes |
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By *ogo1189 OP Man
over a year ago
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"To answer your question, the biggest crime against food is a chef who clearly can't cook, we've all seen pink chicken or overcooked pasta, they are crimes"
My advice: never trust a skinny chef |
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"Ketchup on bolognese
Ice in beer
Syrup on bacon
What’s the worst that you’ve seen and can you defend them?"
Ask Ramsey....Its a FUCKING shambles....in the words of Peter Kaye Garlic bread, cheese cake |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Chilled Guinness or any stout, although I don't drink now as a 'rule'.
Scones with the cream put on before the jam.
Fried eggs with overcooked solid yolks.
Cheese on toast without the toast being buttered first.
Cheese/Burgers with the buns over toasted, they must be soft! |
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"Ketchup on bolognese
Ice in beer
Syrup on bacon
What’s the worst that you’ve seen and can you defend them?"
Have to argue with syrup on bacon!!
I would have agreed but years ago I was on a rugby tour in Canada and the family I was staying with surved pancakes and bacon with little fried potatoes things for breakfast, so when in Rome..... Wether it was the type of bacon or the fact it was proper maple syrup I'm not sure... But all I can say is my mouth still Waters to this day and when ever I can I gorge myself with it.  |
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"Rocket with anything.
Indefensible
Horrid stuff. Also, coriander.
Are you one of those people that get the taste of soap when they eat coriander?
Yes!"
I am too.
You're most welcome to it. Just don't make me eat it. |
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Cucumber.
That's it, just cucumber.
Cucumber isn't a foodstuff. If there's absolutely nothing else available it's just about possible to use it as a sex toy, but really the world would be better if all cucumber fields were napalmed. |
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"Rocket with anything.
Indefensible
Horrid stuff. Also, coriander.
Are you one of those people that get the taste of soap when they eat coriander?
Yes!
So doing curry  "
I'm not eating anything with coriander on it! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Rocket with anything.
Indefensible
Horrid stuff. Also, coriander.
Are you one of those people that get the taste of soap when they eat coriander?
Yes!
So doing curry
I'm not eating anything with coriander on it! "
*rapidly removes all corriander from knickers *
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What? |
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"Rocket with anything.
Indefensible
Horrid stuff. Also, coriander.
Are you one of those people that get the taste of soap when they eat coriander?
Yes!
So doing curry
I'm not eating anything with coriander on it!
*rapidly removes all corriander from knickers *
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What? "
*runs post haste from the strange coriander conspiracy that's been uncovered lurking in the forums* |
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By *ogo1189 OP Man
over a year ago
Rossendale |
"Cucumber.
That's it, just cucumber.
Cucumber isn't a foodstuff. If there's absolutely nothing else available it's just about possible to use it as a sex toy, but really the world would be better if all cucumber fields were napalmed."
I may not agree with your methods, but you are clearly a person of conviction and action
Have you ever considered running for Parliament?  |
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not ham though…
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