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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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You are in a hot air balloon way above the sea... But it's punctured and going down fast.
With you in the balloon is Richard Madley, some sexy MILF and Piers Morgan.
Also on board is a large dildo, 5 bags of sand, a water pistol, a baseball bat and a parachute.
Madley and Piers' seem fascinated with the large dildo but also keep slyly eyeing up the parachute... The MILF seems more interested in the girth of the baseball bat than the dildo and keeps stroking it saying:
"I wanna play".
How do you get escape alive from this unfortunate situation? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"You are in a hot air balloon way above the sea... But it's punctured and going down fast.
With you in the balloon is Richard Madley, some sexy MILF and Piers Morgan.
Also on board is a large dildo, 5 bags of sand, a water pistol, a baseball bat and a parachute.
Madley and Piers' seem fascinated with the large dildo but also keep slyly eyeing up the parachute... The MILF seems more interested in the girth of the baseball bat than the dildo and keeps stroking it saying:
"I wanna play".
How do you get escape alive from this unfortunate situation? "
Obviusly you plug the hot air leak with the bat. Once safely landed you and the milf can have your pleasure with them both using the toy and weighing their balls down with the sand bag!  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Beat Madley and Morgan to death with the baseball bat and ...then...I dunno, I haven't worked out the rest yet...."
Well you've got the important part done... |
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