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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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I bought some mature cheese at the local butchers the other day. They let me try a bite. Told me it was made by a local and religious Farmer.
"Cheesus Christ that's strong" I said!
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I bought some mature cheese at the local butchers the other day. They let me try a bite. Told me it was made by a local and religious Farmer.
"Cheesus Christ that's strong" I said!
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Hmmm but where was this farmer sourcing this 'cheese' from???
Mature cheese you say?
Hmmm...  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I bought some mature cheese at the local butchers the other day. They let me try a bite. Told me it was made by a local and religious Farmer.
"Cheesus Christ that's strong" I said!
Hmmm but where was this farmer sourcing this 'cheese' from???
Mature cheese you say?
Hmmm... "
Obviously from religous cows in their later years. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Extra Mature for me 
I'm only mid mature atm, message me in a few more years. 
Im not mature at all never message me "
Ok, I promise not to. Cows honour. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Extra Mature for me
Babybel
Edam too mild
I'll spice it up for you 
Ohhh I likes the sound of that
Just you wait till it hits your tongue 
Sounds like a throat tickler
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Happy to matchmake, but do get a room. |
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"Extra Mature for me
Babybel
Edam too mild
I'll spice it up for you
Ohhh I likes the sound of that
Just you wait till it hits your tongue
Sounds like a throat tickler
Happy to matchmake, but do get a room. "
We matched years ago |
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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago
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"Extra Mature for me
Babybel
Edam too mild
I'll spice it up for you
Ohhh I likes the sound of that
Just you wait till it hits your tongue
Sounds like a throat tickler
Happy to matchmake, but do get a room.
We matched years ago "
Nearly got married once |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Extra Mature for me
Babybel
Edam too mild
I'll spice it up for you
Ohhh I likes the sound of that
Just you wait till it hits your tongue
Sounds like a throat tickler
Happy to matchmake, but do get a room.
We matched years ago "
You goddamn lucky motherfuc... It's the beard isn't it? ... I'm growing mine back pronto! |
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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago
Doire Theas |
"Extra Mature for me
Babybel
Edam too mild
I'll spice it up for you
Ohhh I likes the sound of that
Just you wait till it hits your tongue
Sounds like a throat tickler
Happy to matchmake, but do get a room.
We matched years ago
You goddamn lucky motherfuc... It's the beard isn't it? ... I'm growing mine back pronto! "
Hes my little hamster  |
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"Extra Mature for me
Babybel
Edam too mild
I'll spice it up for you
Ohhh I likes the sound of that
Just you wait till it hits your tongue
Sounds like a throat tickler
Happy to matchmake, but do get a room.
We matched years ago
You goddamn lucky motherfuc... It's the beard isn't it? ... I'm growing mine back pronto! "
I do things to her, she's like putty for me |
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"Extra Mature for me
Babybel
Edam too mild
I'll spice it up for you
Ohhh I likes the sound of that
Just you wait till it hits your tongue
Sounds like a throat tickler
Happy to matchmake, but do get a room.
We matched years ago
You goddamn lucky motherfuc... It's the beard isn't it? ... I'm growing mine back pronto!
Hes my little hamster "
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Extra Mature for me
Babybel
Edam too mild
I'll spice it up for you
Ohhh I likes the sound of that
Just you wait till it hits your tongue
Sounds like a throat tickler
Happy to matchmake, but do get a room.
We matched years ago
You goddamn lucky motherfuc... It's the beard isn't it? ... I'm growing mine back pronto!
Hes my little hamster
"
Ok. The level of gooiness has been breached on my part, I'm Out and vomming in the loo. |
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"Extra Mature for me
Babybel
Edam too mild
I'll spice it up for you
Ohhh I likes the sound of that
Just you wait till it hits your tongue
Sounds like a throat tickler
Happy to matchmake, but do get a room.
We matched years ago
You goddamn lucky motherfuc... It's the beard isn't it? ... I'm growing mine back pronto!
Hes my little hamster
Ok. The level of gooiness has been breached on my part, I'm Out and vomming in the loo. "
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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago
Doire Theas |
"Extra Mature for me
Babybel
Edam too mild
I'll spice it up for you
Ohhh I likes the sound of that
Just you wait till it hits your tongue
Sounds like a throat tickler
Happy to matchmake, but do get a room.
We matched years ago
You goddamn lucky motherfuc... It's the beard isn't it? ... I'm growing mine back pronto!
Hes my little hamster
Ok. The level of gooiness has been breached on my part, I'm Out and vomming in the loo. "
That will be that cheese  are you sure it was pasteurised |
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"Extra Mature for me
Babybel
Edam too mild
I'll spice it up for you
Ohhh I likes the sound of that
Just you wait till it hits your tongue
Sounds like a throat tickler
Happy to matchmake, but do get a room.
We matched years ago
You goddamn lucky motherfuc... It's the beard isn't it? ... I'm growing mine back pronto!
Hes my little hamster
Ok. The level of gooiness has been breached on my part, I'm Out and vomming in the loo.
That will be that cheese are you sure it was pasteurised "
He thought it was meant to be Danish blue but it was actually extremely mature cheddar |
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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago
Doire Theas |
"Extra Mature for me
Babybel
Edam too mild
I'll spice it up for you
Ohhh I likes the sound of that
Just you wait till it hits your tongue
Sounds like a throat tickler
Happy to matchmake, but do get a room.
We matched years ago
You goddamn lucky motherfuc... It's the beard isn't it? ... I'm growing mine back pronto!
Hes my little hamster
Ok. The level of gooiness has been breached on my part, I'm Out and vomming in the loo.
That will be that cheese are you sure it was pasteurised
He thought it was meant to be Danish blue but it was actually extremely mature cheddar "
Dont be feeding me that  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Extra Mature for me
Babybel
Edam too mild
I'll spice it up for you
Ohhh I likes the sound of that
Just you wait till it hits your tongue
Sounds like a throat tickler
Happy to matchmake, but do get a room.
We matched years ago
You goddamn lucky motherfuc... It's the beard isn't it? ... I'm growing mine back pronto!
Hes my little hamster
Ok. The level of gooiness has been breached on my part, I'm Out and vomming in the loo.
That will be that cheese are you sure it was pasteurised "
... Yes, that's the reason. Thank you for that, I feel better now. Please carry on and goo away. Don't mind me. |
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"Extra Mature for me
Babybel
Edam too mild
I'll spice it up for you
Ohhh I likes the sound of that
Just you wait till it hits your tongue
Sounds like a throat tickler
Happy to matchmake, but do get a room.
We matched years ago
You goddamn lucky motherfuc... It's the beard isn't it? ... I'm growing mine back pronto!
Hes my little hamster
Ok. The level of gooiness has been breached on my part, I'm Out and vomming in the loo.
That will be that cheese are you sure it was pasteurised
He thought it was meant to be Danish blue but it was actually extremely mature cheddar
Dont be feeding me that "
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