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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Was just thinking what is the best first message you’ve gotten? As a lot of the first messages I’ve got are just very very bad, and I think I’m bad at doing the “hey, how are you”message. So what’s the best you’ve had? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I received a lovely one recently which had a brilliant opening and then she hit me with this…..
“Damn boy….your parents did a good job”
Had me grinning like a Cheshire Cat!!!!  |
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By *rs D.Woman
over a year ago
Tyne And Wear |
Just received this message 5 minutes ago with a very graphic pic attached
Your Next... I think your mouth should be the next one round my cock. Do you think you could suck it as well as this pretty little slut?
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"Just received this message 5 minutes ago with a very graphic pic attached
Your Next... I think your mouth should be the next one round my cock. Do you think you could suck it as well as this pretty little slut?
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What a classy gent he is.
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"Just received this message 5 minutes ago with a very graphic pic attached
Your Next... I think your mouth should be the next one round my cock. Do you think you could suck it as well as this pretty little slut?
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That's shocking. Shouldn't it be You're instead of Your  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Just received this message 5 minutes ago with a very graphic pic attached
Your Next... I think your mouth should be the next one round my cock. Do you think you could suck it as well as this pretty little slut?
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You're welcome  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"If they compliment me in the first line I don't even read the rest.
I like the aloof ones. "
What about so aloof they don't even bother
Must be like cat nip to you.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"If they compliment me in the first line I don't even read the rest.
I like the aloof ones.
What about so aloof they don't even bother
Must be like cat nip to you.
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Sends.
Me.
Crazy. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"If they compliment me in the first line I don't even read the rest.
I like the aloof ones.
What about so aloof they don't even bother
Must be like cat nip to you.
Sends.
Me.
Crazy."
your account looks fake to me and you probably already crazy lmao |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"If they compliment me in the first line I don't even read the rest.
I like the aloof ones.
What about so aloof they don't even bother
Must be like cat nip to you.
Sends.
Me.
Crazy."
Explains a lot.
Sorry about that.
No. I'm not. Ever. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"If they compliment me in the first line I don't even read the rest.
I like the aloof ones.
What about so aloof they don't even bother
Must be like cat nip to you.
Sends.
Me.
Crazy.your account looks fake to me and you probably already crazy lmao"
And good morning to you sunshine!! |
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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago
Liverpool |
"If they compliment me in the first line I don't even read the rest.
I like the aloof ones.
What about so aloof they don't even bother
Must be like cat nip to you.
Sends.
Me.
Crazy.your account looks fake to me and you probably already crazy lmao"
Can confirm she is crazy. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"If they compliment me in the first line I don't even read the rest.
I like the aloof ones.
What about so aloof they don't even bother
Must be like cat nip to you.
Sends.
Me.
Crazy.your account looks fake to me and you probably already crazy lmao"
Green flag  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Apart from “ Breed me Daddy “ 
The best one so far was “ I’ve contacted Spotify as they seem to have the charts wrong this week …. You definitely are the hottest single “ |
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By *ogo1189Man
over a year ago
Rossendale |
"I have had a couple of awesome ones but I am too discreet to actually write them on here. "
This is the problem with a thread like this. Men won’t want to share what works for them in case someone else tries it. Women won’t want to share what works because then everyone will do it. Instead people would rather share why doesn’t work and complain things don’t change. Hmmm… |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I have had a couple of awesome ones but I am too discreet to actually write them on here.
This is the problem with a thread like this. Men won’t want to share what works for them in case someone else tries it. Women won’t want to share what works because then everyone will do it. Instead people would rather share why doesn’t work and complain things don’t change. Hmmm…"
Do you honestly think it's just a case of what you write that gets you anywhere on here? |
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By *ruceyyMan
over a year ago
London |
"I have had a couple of awesome ones but I am too discreet to actually write them on here.
This is the problem with a thread like this. Men won’t want to share what works for them in case someone else tries it. Women won’t want to share what works because then everyone will do it. Instead people would rather share why doesn’t work and complain things don’t change. Hmmm…"
DM me for the password that gets any woman ready to pounce like a lioness! |
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E.
To which the mrs replied F.
She got bored around T, but that guy must really like the alphabet because he said nothing else. I wonder sometimes if he’s still sat waiting for the next letter to appear in his inbox.
The mr |
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By *ruceyyMan
over a year ago
London |
"E.
To which the mrs replied F.
She got bored around T, but that guy must really like the alphabet because he said nothing else. I wonder sometimes if he’s still sat waiting for the next letter to appear in his inbox.
The mr "
Suave fucking bastard |
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Oh damn I can’t message you as I’m too old 
D.