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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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He's taken himself to Lancaster to see his best friend without a second thought for me  . He's already going on holiday for 2 weeks without me shortly, depriving me of sex for such a long time.. (any women that can fill his space, please sent application into our inbox)
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Now breathe..... I just had to get it off my chest.
(a joke for those that don't understand sarcasm, I love my husband to bits and he can do what he wants when he wants) 
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Man free, sounds like heaven.
I don't know. I'm having pasta and cheese for dinner 
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You said that like it's a bad thing?"
I could have been having steak, or pork, or a homemade soup
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Man free, sounds like heaven.
I don't know. I'm having pasta and cheese for dinner
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You said that like it's a bad thing?
I could have been having steak, or pork, or a homemade soup
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I'm an awesome cook. Just saying. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Man free, sounds like heaven.
I don't know. I'm having pasta and cheese for dinner
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You said that like it's a bad thing?
I could have been having steak, or pork, or a homemade soup
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I'm an awesome cook. Just saying."
I'll drive for you now. Send me your cave address
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"He's taken himself to Lancaster to see his best friend without a second thought for me . He's already going on holiday for 2 weeks without me shortly, depriving me of sex for such a long time.. (any women that can fill his space, please sent application into our inbox)
.
Now breathe..... I just had to get it off my chest.
(a joke for those that don't understand sarcasm, I love my husband to bits and he can do what he wants when he wants)
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What ever he wants with your approval ? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"He's taken himself to Lancaster to see his best friend without a second thought for me . He's already going on holiday for 2 weeks without me shortly, depriving me of sex for such a long time.. (any women that can fill his space, please sent application into our inbox)
.
Now breathe..... I just had to get it off my chest.
(a joke for those that don't understand sarcasm, I love my husband to bits and he can do what he wants when he wants)
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What ever he wants with your approval ?"
No, he can do what he wants without asking me 
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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago
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"Man free, sounds like heaven.
I don't know. I'm having pasta and cheese for dinner
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You said that like it's a bad thing?
I could have been having steak, or pork, or a homemade soup
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I'm an awesome cock. Just saying."
She is that. |
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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago
East London |
"He's taken himself to Lancaster to see his best friend without a second thought for me . He's already going on holiday for 2 weeks without me shortly, depriving me of sex for such a long time.. (any women that can fill his space, please sent application into our inbox)
.
Now breathe..... I just had to get it off my chest.
(a joke for those that don't understand sarcasm, I love my husband to bits and he can do what he wants when he wants)
F
What ever he wants with your approval ?
No, he can do what he wants without asking me
F"
Leave the toilet seat up? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"He's taken himself to Lancaster to see his best friend without a second thought for me . He's already going on holiday for 2 weeks without me shortly, depriving me of sex for such a long time.. (any women that can fill his space, please sent application into our inbox)
.
Now breathe..... I just had to get it off my chest.
(a joke for those that don't understand sarcasm, I love my husband to bits and he can do what he wants when he wants)
F
What ever he wants with your approval ?
No, he can do what he wants without asking me
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Leave the toilet seat up?"
That’s going a bit far  |
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"He's taken himself to Lancaster to see his best friend without a second thought for me . He's already going on holiday for 2 weeks without me shortly, depriving me of sex for such a long time.. (any women that can fill his space, please sent application into our inbox)
.
Now breathe..... I just had to get it off my chest.
(a joke for those that don't understand sarcasm, I love my husband to bits and he can do what he wants when he wants)
F
What ever he wants with your approval ?
No, he can do what he wants without asking me
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Absolutely NO limitations ? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"What!? You mean you are not his best friend?
I'm probably just his best shag.
Fnot even that maybe  "
She's not bad when she's d*unk!
P.s I'm slightly tender this morning  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"He's taken himself to Lancaster to see his best friend without a second thought for me . He's already going on holiday for 2 weeks without me shortly, depriving me of sex for such a long time.. (any women that can fill his space, please sent application into our inbox)
.
Now breathe..... I just had to get it off my chest.
(a joke for those that don't understand sarcasm, I love my husband to bits and he can do what he wants when he wants)
F
What ever he wants with your approval ?
No, he can do what he wants without asking me
F
Absolutely NO limitations ? "
She's already told me all I have to do is go back to her and the kids but I never play away |
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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago
Away for Christmas |
"What!? You mean you are not his best friend?
I'm probably just his best shag.
Fnot even that maybe
She's not bad when she's d*unk!
P.s I'm slightly tender this morning "
You get your rest! |
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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago
East London |
I'm jealous.
Two whole weeks without having to smell a man's farts, clean his urine from the toilet seat or cook for him.
Sounds like paradise to me
In fairness to my ex, he didn't piss on the toilet seat and did a bit of cooking now and then.
I think he did the washing up once, too |
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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago
East London |
"He's taken himself to Lancaster to see his best friend without a second thought for me . He's already going on holiday for 2 weeks without me shortly, depriving me of sex for such a long time.. (any women that can fill his space, please sent application into our inbox)
.
Now breathe..... I just had to get it off my chest.
(a joke for those that don't understand sarcasm, I love my husband to bits and he can do what he wants when he wants)
F
What ever he wants with your approval ?
No, he can do what he wants without asking me
F
Absolutely NO limitations ? "
Not involving toilet seats. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'm jealous.
Two whole weeks without having to smell a man's farts, clean his urine from the toilet seat or cook for him.
Sounds like paradise to me
In fairness to my ex, he didn't piss on the toilet seat and did a bit of cooking now and then.
I think he did the washing up once, too "
Ha, it's him having the nice break from me! 
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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago
East London |
"I'm jealous.
Two whole weeks without having to smell a man's farts, clean his urine from the toilet seat or cook for him.
Sounds like paradise to me
In fairness to my ex, he didn't piss on the toilet seat and did a bit of cooking now and then.
I think he did the washing up once, too
Ha, it's him having the nice break from me!
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In that case, bon voyage mister |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Well maybe if you washed it a bit more he might find it desirable.
The mr
That's effort though. And your wife never complains 
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Ahhhh so now I know where she goes fishing.
The mr "
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