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Anyone fancy a roasting?
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'll pass, people are dog shit at roasting. It's like watching some sort of cringe role play porn.
They are too nice and scared of causing offense."
last time I did this thread I did cringe at my phone more than a few times |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Go on. Roast each other and me for my amusement?
You don’t need me to roast you, your life does it for you anyway x"
demi your honesty is such an attractive quality. It’s your only attractive quality but it’s one at least  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Go on. Roast each other and me for my amusement?
You don’t need me to roast you, your life does it for you anyway xdemi your honesty is such an attractive quality. It’s your only attractive quality but it’s one at least "
Better to have one attractive quality, than none  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Go on. Roast each other and me for my amusement?
You don’t need me to roast you, your life does it for you anyway xdemi your honesty is such an attractive quality. It’s your only attractive quality but it’s one at least
Better to have one attractive quality, than none "
Agreed. When you are struggling for motivation in the mornings just know that your life can and will continue to get worse than it is today  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Go on. Roast each other and me for my amusement?
You don’t need me to roast you, your life does it for you anyway xdemi your honesty is such an attractive quality. It’s your only attractive quality but it’s one at least
Better to have one attractive quality, than none
Agreed. When you are struggling for motivation in the mornings just know that your life can and will continue to get worse than it is today "
It would only get worse if you message me. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Go on. Roast each other and me for my amusement?
You don’t need me to roast you, your life does it for you anyway xdemi your honesty is such an attractive quality. It’s your only attractive quality but it’s one at least
Better to have one attractive quality, than none
Agreed. When you are struggling for motivation in the mornings just know that your life can and will continue to get worse than it is today
It would only get worse if you message me. "
I can barely keep on top of the 30 messages I’m ignoring at the moment. I promise I won’t message you x  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Spit roast or roast roast 
I always had my suspicions, but your profile picture confirms you are a pair of c*nts "
Excellently done, Mr Sprout.
Unlike your name suggests you are not green but just like it suggests you are round and grim |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Go on. Roast each other and me for my amusement?
You don’t need me to roast you, your life does it for you anyway xdemi your honesty is such an attractive quality. It’s your only attractive quality but it’s one at least
Better to have one attractive quality, than none
Agreed. When you are struggling for motivation in the mornings just know that your life can and will continue to get worse than it is today
It would only get worse if you message me.
I can barely keep on top of the 30 messages I’m ignoring at the moment. I promise I won’t message you x "
Sorry I thought we meant actual messages, not these 30 imaginary ones? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Go on. Roast each other and me for my amusement?
I would but I’m pretty rubbish at it
I don’t want you to cook me I know you can’t do that
But if I did cook you, at least you’d taste better "
Dunno, do white people season their meat? |
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"Go on. Roast each other and me for my amusement?
I would but I’m pretty rubbish at it
I don’t want you to cook me I know you can’t do that
But if I did cook you, at least you’d taste better
Dunno, do white people season their meat? "
We don’t rinse it under the tap for 6 hours, so we don’t need to. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Go on. Roast each other and me for my amusement?
I would but I’m pretty rubbish at it
I don’t want you to cook me I know you can’t do that
But if I did cook you, at least you’d taste better
Dunno, do white people season their meat?
We don’t rinse it under the tap for 6 hours, so we don’t need to."
You don’t rinse anything! Not even your skin   |
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"Go on. Roast each other and me for my amusement?
I would but I’m pretty rubbish at it
I don’t want you to cook me I know you can’t do that
But if I did cook you, at least you’d taste better
Dunno, do white people season their meat?
We don’t rinse it under the tap for 6 hours, so we don’t need to.
You don’t rinse anything! Not even your skin "
To keep the pheromones innit |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Go on. Roast each other and me for my amusement?
I would but I’m pretty rubbish at it
I don’t want you to cook me I know you can’t do that
But if I did cook you, at least you’d taste better
Dunno, do white people season their meat?
We don’t rinse it under the tap for 6 hours, so we don’t need to.
You don’t rinse anything! Not even your skin
To keep the pheromones innit "
Gross
I do love you though Misty! For your boobs of course. I know you don’t seriously think anyone loves you for your mind  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"How it should be done...
https://m.fabswingers.com/forum/lounge/1441689
J
Are you in?
Wasn't that my question to you?
J"
Did we have sex? How much did I drink?  |
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"How it should be done...
https://m.fabswingers.com/forum/lounge/1441689
J
Are you in?
Wasn't that my question to you?
J
Did we have sex? How much did I drink? "
Ah, that's what you meant when you said I was a ten. I didn't realise you meant 10 pints 
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Spit roast or roast roast
I always had my suspicions, but your profile picture confirms you are a pair of c*nts "
Two more cunts than you will be getting your hands on tonight |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"How it should be done...
https://m.fabswingers.com/forum/lounge/1441689
J
Are you in?
Wasn't that my question to you?
J
Did we have sex? How much did I drink? "
How would she know? You wouldnt have touched the sides! |
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"How it should be done...
https://m.fabswingers.com/forum/lounge/1441689
J
Are you in?
Wasn't that my question to you?
J
Did we have sex? How much did I drink?
How would she know? You wouldnt have touched the sides! "
Thanks Jennie!
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Wait a minute...  
J |
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