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Air hostess "cheerio"
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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So I read that if an air hostess says "cheerio" to a passenger as they disembark, its code to the other air hostesses that they think that passenger is attractive.
Can any air hostesses confirm or deny?
Have you ever been "cheerioed" as you left a plane? |
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By *oodmessMan
over a year ago
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So you're lugging your cases off a flight and instead of having a chat mid flight you're expected to stop all the pissed up Brits behind you to chat a woman up for saying bye, on the off chance she likes you, working your magic in 30 secs getting her number. Happens all the time |
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A professional customer service representative saying "cheerio" to a customer I a bit unprofessional.
But from experience some of them can be so grumpy your lucky to get a grunt sometimes.
However most are generally pleasant and polite.
I think it depends on the quality of the airline.
But I think it's all in your head OP.
Sounds pretty immature tbh. |
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I guess it could be a game played by less professional or very bored people on a certain flight..... but it would be pretty desperate to assume that when someone says cheerio that they fancy.
I always think they have far too much to do than fart arse about with strangers while they work. |
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"A professional customer service representative saying "cheerio" to a customer I a bit unprofessional.
But from experience some of them can be so grumpy your lucky to get a grunt sometimes.
However most are generally pleasant and polite.
I think it depends on the quality of the airline.
But I think it's all in your head OP.
Sounds pretty immature tbh."
Depending on where you're stood you could be saying goodbye to over 400 people and you are expected to say it to all of them. So you mix it up to avoid sounding like a robot.
Bye
Cheerio
Have a great day
Goodbye
J
Enjoy your day |
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"A professional customer service representative saying "cheerio" to a customer I a bit unprofessional.
But from experience some of them can be so grumpy your lucky to get a grunt sometimes.
However most are generally pleasant and polite.
I think it depends on the quality of the airline.
But I think it's all in your head OP.
Sounds pretty immature tbh.
Depending on where you're stood you could be saying goodbye to over 400 people and you are expected to say it to all of them. So you mix it up to avoid sounding like a robot.
Bye
Cheerio
Have a great day
Goodbye
J
Enjoy your day"
Flight crew always acknowledge us embarking and disembarking.
Is it right that you're not likely to fly with the same crew more than once or twice? Also that as a friend of mine who flew with Danair (yes, that long ago) told me, if cabin crew put their hats on you know you're in trouble? |
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"Flight crew always acknowledge us embarking and disembarking.
Is it right that you're not likely to fly with the same crew more than once or twice? Also that as a friend of mine who flew with Danair (yes, that long ago) told me, if cabin crew put their hats on you know you're in trouble? "
As long haul crew I hardly ever flew with the same person more than once! You bond quickly but shallowly on the whole.
Hats was never a BA code for trouble. In fact when they changed the uniform, only the special, likely to be in the media 'ambassador' crew got hats.
If the crew are asked to take their seats mid-flight you know it's going to get proper bumpy (but not dangerous). There is a code phrase announced by the pilots that may have changed but I wouldn't post it here.
J |
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"Flight crew always acknowledge us embarking and disembarking.
Is it right that you're not likely to fly with the same crew more than once or twice? Also that as a friend of mine who flew with Danair (yes, that long ago) told me, if cabin crew put their hats on you know you're in trouble?
As long haul crew I hardly ever flew with the same person more than once! You bond quickly but shallowly on the whole.
Hats was never a BA code for trouble. In fact when they changed the uniform, only the special, likely to be in the media 'ambassador' crew got hats.
If the crew are asked to take their seats mid-flight you know it's going to get proper bumpy (but not dangerous). There is a code phrase announced by the pilots that may have changed but I wouldn't post it here.
J"
Oh lordy I don't want to know it. 
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"There is a code phrase announced by the pilots that may have changed but I wouldn't post it here.
J
Oh lordy I don't want to know it.
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I only heard it once in 12 years. After a go around due to a near miss on approach.
J |
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"Flight crew always acknowledge us embarking and disembarking.
Is it right that you're not likely to fly with the same crew more than once or twice? Also that as a friend of mine who flew with Danair (yes, that long ago) told me, if cabin crew put their hats on you know you're in trouble?
As long haul crew I hardly ever flew with the same person more than once! You bond quickly but shallowly on the whole.
Hats was never a BA code for trouble. In fact when they changed the uniform, only the special, likely to be in the media 'ambassador' crew got hats.
If the crew are asked to take their seats mid-flight you know it's going to get proper bumpy (but not dangerous). There is a code phrase announced by the pilots that may have changed but I wouldn't post it here.
J"
We were on a flight back from Berlin and the captain did ‘cabin crew sit down immediately’ and the crew hit the empty seat nearest them.
What followed felt the same as when I lost a wheel in a truck at 50 mph but for longer! |
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"Not unless it's a recent thing. I was crew for 12 years and it never meant that. Or no one let me in on the code. 
J
The fact that you were aircrew has piqued my interest xx
Oh yes?
Jx"
The obvious question is, do you still have the uniform   |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I can confirm it is true but it only applies to Ryanair. If you hear it anywhere else, they are probably talking about what they had for breakfast. Also, another top tip, is when you press the CALL button it entitles you to one free blowjob from an air hostess of your choice. Happy flying. |
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"There is a code phrase announced by the pilots that may have changed but I wouldn't post it here.
J
Oh lordy I don't want to know it.
I only heard it once in 12 years. After a go around due to a near miss on approach.
J"
The scariest flight we were on was early 80s when the runway was covered in snow and the pilot announced that he was going to 'try to land' |
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"I can confirm it is true but it only applies to Ryanair. If you hear it anywhere else, they are probably talking about what they had for breakfast. Also, another top tip, is when you press the CALL button it entitles you to one free blowjob from an air hostess of your choice. Happy flying. "
When you say 'blowjob' I take it that is 'aircrew speak' for rolling ones eyes back to wonder wtf it is now this needy person requires? |
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"I can confirm it is true but it only applies to Ryanair. If you hear it anywhere else, they are probably talking about what they had for breakfast. Also, another top tip, is when you press the CALL button it entitles you to one free blowjob from an air hostess of your choice. Happy flying. "
Stop it with the UnP.C stuff ! It's not hostess .... it's hostee or crew! Blow jobs are not gender specific and you are NOT allowed to refuse a b.j. from a fuck of big burly hostee on the grounds that he is a bloke ! The very unwokeness of it all! |
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By *uzie69xTV/TS
over a year ago
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"Is it because only grandmas say "cheerio", which makes them statistically more likely to be a swinger (I.e. old)?"
Cheerio is so terribly Brrritish... The kind of thing British Airways crew might say as they all hail from Surrey...
I flew Lufthansa once and they said "Jus?" to me as I disembarked. "I've had some" I replied, "the Apple was particularly refreshing". They looked confused. |
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By *viatrixWoman
over a year ago
Redhill |
"Is it because only grandmas say "cheerio", which makes them statistically more likely to be a swinger (I.e. old)?
Cheerio is so terribly Brrritish... The kind of thing British Airways crew might say as they all hail from Surrey...
I flew Lufthansa once and they said "Jus?" to me as I disembarked. "I've had some" I replied, "the Apple was particularly refreshing". They looked confused."
They meant “Tschuss”, it’s the German version of Cheeriooooo…
I always say “Hasta la vista, baby”, in my best Arnie voice. |
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By *uzie69xTV/TS
over a year ago
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"They meant “Tschuss”, it’s the German version of Cheeriooooo…
I always say “Hasta la vista, baby”, in my best Arnie voice. "
Ah so...
Mmm you're turning me on woman... May I smell your armpits ? |
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