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over a year ago
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Being big and ard 
Getting pissed down the pub every Friday night and scrapping in the car park
Making sure your wife knows her place
Drink beer
Don’t clean anything
Don’t babysit
*disclaimer: I am not a man so I might have got that wrong |
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"Being big and ard
Getting pissed down the pub every Friday night and scrapping in the car park
Making sure your wife knows her place
Drink beer
Don’t clean anything
Don’t babysit ***
*disclaimer: I am not a man so I might have got that wrong "
*** but if you do look after your own kids at all be sure to call it babysitting and remind your partner of it as soon as she comes round from the anaesthetic  |
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"Being big and ard
Getting pissed down the pub every Friday night and scrapping in the car park
Making sure your wife knows her place
Drink beer
Don’t clean anything
Don’t babysit ***
*disclaimer: I am not a man so I might have got that wrong
*** but if you do look after your own kids at all be sure to call it babysitting and remind your partner of it as soon as she comes round from the anaesthetic "
Never being able to find anything, even when it's right there in front of your face. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Being big and ard
Getting pissed down the pub every Friday night and scrapping in the car park
Making sure your wife knows her place
Drink beer
Don’t clean anything
Don’t babysit ***
*disclaimer: I am not a man so I might have got that wrong
*** but if you do look after your own kids at all be sure to call it babysitting and remind your partner of it as soon as she comes round from the anaesthetic
Never being able to find anything, even when it's right there in front of your face."
Shit, I might be a woman  |
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"Being big and ard
Getting pissed down the pub every Friday night and scrapping in the car park
Making sure your wife knows her place
Drink beer
Don’t clean anything
Don’t babysit
*disclaimer: I am not a man so I might have got that wrong "
FC... skip a few gene pools up .... it'll be better there. There the men ...
Have the biggest shot guns
Overspend on Cava from Fortnums and challenge everyone to a duel
Have tantrums aimed at the wife in public but want her cuddles n bitty at night
Brew beer in a trendy shed with all the latest equipment
Complain about the hired help's standards of cleanliness
Constantly ask , ' Who are all these tiny people?
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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago
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"Being big and ard
Getting pissed down the pub every Friday night and scrapping in the car park
Making sure your wife knows her place
Drink beer
Don’t clean anything
Don’t babysit ***
*disclaimer: I am not a man so I might have got that wrong
*** but if you do look after your own kids at all be sure to call it babysitting and remind your partner of it as soon as she comes round from the anaesthetic
Never being able to find anything, even when it's right there in front of your face.
Shit, I might be a woman "
Oh, in that case. FAF? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Being big and ard
Getting pissed down the pub every Friday night and scrapping in the car park
Making sure your wife knows her place
Drink beer
Don’t clean anything
Don’t babysit
*disclaimer: I am not a man so I might have got that wrong
FC... skip a few gene pools up .... it'll be better there. There the men ...
Have the biggest shot guns
Overspend on Cava from Fortnums and challenge everyone to a duel
Have tantrums aimed at the wife in public but want her cuddles n bitty at night
Brew beer in a trendy shed with all the latest equipment
Complain about the hired help's standards of cleanliness
Constantly ask , ' Who are all these tiny people?
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Or we could go as far up as royalty!
Wear a crown in bed and insist on your queen calling you Percy
Make your staff wipe your arse after a poo and complain they’ve missed a bit
Please your people at the expense of your wife and heirs
Have a boy heir first
Preach about the environment and travel around in your private jet |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Being big and ard
Getting pissed down the pub every Friday night and scrapping in the car park
Making sure your wife knows her place
Drink beer
Don’t clean anything
Don’t babysit ***
*disclaimer: I am not a man so I might have got that wrong
*** but if you do look after your own kids at all be sure to call it babysitting and remind your partner of it as soon as she comes round from the anaesthetic
Never being able to find anything, even when it's right there in front of your face.
Shit, I might be a woman
Oh, in that case. FAF? "
Usually I'd never got for this but in my new found womanhood let's do this  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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To adopt and adapt the famous De Beauvoir quote:
every male human being is not necessarily a man; to be considered so he must share in that mysterious reality known as masculinity.
Is masculinity secreted in the testicles? |
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"Identifying as male and being an adult
Wtf does 'identifying as male' mean? Say it and it is magically so  "
I just told myself I'm a millionaire and my bank account doesn’t reflect what I said, you lied |
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"Identifying as male and being an adult
Wtf does 'identifying as male' mean?
I produce my driving licence. 
Or show them my empty inbox on Fab. "
*is tempted to message you so that you question your masculinity* |
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A real man doesn't let his penis type his messages. "
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