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By *nvictus OP Man
over a year ago
Beeston |
Thought these might be useful for new swingers and forum posters;
Swinger = not a single male
BBW = Big Birds Woman
BBC = British Broadcasting Corporation
FB = Facebook
FWB = Friends Want Beer
Single Male = pond scum
Successful Single Male = cocky fucker 
Single Female = choosey fucker
Couple = meets once every 18 months
Single bi-female = rocking horse shit
Meet = at least 40% horse
Social meet = frustrated male
Genuine = I'm not an axe murder
Professional = I earn over £50k so no chavs
Discrete = dyslexic
Must be clean = I don't like cheese or sea food 
Block Button = Emperor Ming has nothing on me...
Verification = look who I fucked!!
MFM = very happy lady
MMFM = very greedy lady
FMF = blokes wet dream
MMMMMMF = is that you Cali?
Bi-male = just halved his chance of a meet
Straight male = but I'll suck TV cock if no ones looking
TV = easily turned on
CD = angry person in funny clothes
Forumite = a kind of mild acid that annoys new posters
Experienced = fucked everything
Not Hardened Swingers = OMG! Is that a cock?! 
Soft Swingers = sorry, this has never happened before...  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Angry!!,,,,, angry!!!!,,,,, sheeeeeeezzzzz Viccie-boi,,,, just you wait....!!!
I'll give you bloom'in angry alright   |
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By *nvictus OP Man
over a year ago
Beeston |
Cuckold = regular as clockwork
Yellow = yes single guys, the site does use yellow, honest
Mistress = stroppy cow
Dom = Mafia boss with a lisp
Alpha male = too busy flexing muscles to shag
Beta male = shagging all the women bored of waiting for the alpha male
WE = well endowed (see sky remote)
VWE = liar
VVWE = fucking liar
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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hehehe very good.
i commented to a guy once that he should put bi on his profile because one of his verifs said they had a good time MMMM...he said that should read as mmmm. easily confused me!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Oi! I am NOT easily tur.. oh who am I kidding. It's like a loose tap.
Sydney University=mythical beast that steals all your photos and sends them to the One Show for a regular feature, "Look What Pervs Live in Your Area!" with that badly cockney.
Smoocher=Gone but not forgotten keeper of the quotation marks.
Troll=Someone who happens to have a differing opinion to yours.
anal=Canal with a broken C key.
Fisting=A poor substitute for an oven glove.
Bukkake=New Japanese game show when a group of men attempt to make a marble statue of a woman. |
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By *nvictus OP Man
over a year ago
Beeston |
"Oi! I am NOT easily tur.. oh who am I kidding. It's like a loose tap.
Sydney University=mythical beast that steals all your photos and sends them to the One Show for a regular feature, "Look What Pervs Live in Your Area!" with that badly cockney.
Smoocher=Gone but not forgotten keeper of the quotation marks.
Troll=Someone who happens to have a differing opinion to yours.
anal=Canal with a broken C key.
Fisting=A poor substitute for an oven glove.
Bukkake=New Japanese game show when a group of men attempt to make a marble statue of a woman. "
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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago
Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria |
Easy going = Rants in the forum and on statuses, often in CAPITALS, often about single male scumbags or single bi-fems smelling of rocking horse shit 
Blue Waffle = a sweet treat that's been left out of the bread bin and gone stale and started developing a nice penicillin culture - DON'T GOOGLE IT!!!!
Bearback = a dangerous occcupation, often a natural progression for Rodeo riders to then lassoo and ride an Ursus Arctos Horribilis if they can find one
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Short notice meet = you'd best hurry up before I have a wank instead
Proffeshunal photographer = takes non blurry cock pics over the can
69 = please don't fart or ill use my teeth
68 = you do me and I'll owe you one
67 = chicken fried rice |
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By *nvictus OP Man
over a year ago
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User no longer on site = that's the last time I ask anyone how my cock looks on a public forum
Thursday = frustration of no meet last weekend is in tension with the weekend approaching again... and no ones replied to my meet request...
Inbox = a place where ladies allow men to linger for weeks on end
Fuck Buddy = his records are so dated now
Friends with benifits = lend us a tenner |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Rate my profile = seemed like a good idea at the time!
Would you fuck the one above? = please don't let it be that 30 stone bloke with the moobs that ogles my cock pics daily
Friends with benefits = not working, so free for daytime fun
Looking for one offs = they'll never find your body!
Repeater = will send you the same cut and paste message daily
Heavy Cummer = 60 stone guy who'll shoot loads - when he can find his cock
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Ladyboy=if something looks too good to be true, it probably is.
Cock Whore=A collector of chickens.
Master=Likes his food on the table at 6pm sharp.
Mistress=Gets someone else to do the housework.
Sky Remote=Often seen superglued to willies while both are in the hands of Cocks.
Tranny=Never seen during the day. Snarky bitch with PMT envy and a huge clothing store card debt.
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