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By *unchalMan
over a year ago
Dartford |
"Today?"
Thanks for reminding me! Usually two or sometimes three a day. Does that make me a bad man? I had a girlfriend last year who liked the idea of me wanking while thinking of her, and she was tasty. Crazy, but tasty...  |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"I'm considering a second one
Talk me through your thought process, how do you consider something like that?  "
Well... I think... hmm. I could do the laundry... but I don't want to... so I should probably grab some toys and give myself a shafting...   |
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By *unchalMan
over a year ago
Dartford |
"I'm considering a second one
Talk me through your thought process, how do you consider something like that?
Well... I think... hmm. I could do the laundry... but I don't want to... so I should probably grab some toys and give myself a shafting... "
Generally. My thinking always starts with wank and then whatever I have to do. |
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"I'm considering a second one
Talk me through your thought process, how do you consider something like that?
Well... I think... hmm. I could do the laundry... but I don't want to... so I should probably grab some toys and give myself a shafting... "
See, that sounds so foreign to me, but that's probably because I haven't seen your toys! |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"I'm considering a second one
Talk me through your thought process, how do you consider something like that?
Well... I think... hmm. I could do the laundry... but I don't want to... so I should probably grab some toys and give myself a shafting...
See, that sounds so foreign to me, but that's probably because I haven't seen your toys!"
I mean... all you have to do is ask |
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"I'm considering a second one
Talk me through your thought process, how do you consider something like that?
Well... I think... hmm. I could do the laundry... but I don't want to... so I should probably grab some toys and give myself a shafting...
See, that sounds so foreign to me, but that's probably because I haven't seen your toys!
I mean... all you have to do is ask "
Okay, I'll try. Could I please see your toys, Posh? |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"I'm considering a second one
Talk me through your thought process, how do you consider something like that?
Well... I think... hmm. I could do the laundry... but I don't want to... so I should probably grab some toys and give myself a shafting...
See, that sounds so foreign to me, but that's probably because I haven't seen your toys!
I mean... all you have to do is ask
Okay, I'll try. Could I please see your toys, Posh? "
It's in person viewing only... if you leave home now you could be here around midnight... |
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"I'm considering a second one
Talk me through your thought process, how do you consider something like that?
Well... I think... hmm. I could do the laundry... but I don't want to... so I should probably grab some toys and give myself a shafting...
See, that sounds so foreign to me, but that's probably because I haven't seen your toys!
I mean... all you have to do is ask
Okay, I'll try. Could I please see your toys, Posh?
It's in person viewing only... if you leave home now you could be here around midnight..."
I knew there'd be a catch! I have plans for tomorrow, but is it possible to view them some other time? In person of course. |
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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago
South Wales |
"God I’m disgusting "
Nah. It would be disgusting if your hand was stuck to your cock because it was crusty and sticky from all the jizz you’ve expended throughout the day.
But I’m guessing you’ve wiped. So it’s fine  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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No idea... I'm not a wanking 'expert'. If I say ONE or TWO, someone on here will criticize it and tell me that it's THREE or FOUR according to latest gov stats. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Zero for once
What? 
I know shocking isn't it
I. Am. Floored.  "
This is what happens when you get off the plane and some handsome man's waiting to do alsorts of things to me, couldn't leave him hanging ha ha  |
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"Zero for once
What?
I know shocking isn't it
I. Am. Floored.
This is what happens when you get off the plane and some handsome man's waiting to do alsorts of things to me, couldn't leave him hanging ha ha "
I know right… |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Last night I used a shit lload of lube and edged for about 6 hours, the o was amazing, the old boy was double the size where it had swollen, probably went to hard ?? |
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