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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Ever decided to do something and get upstaged at the last minute?
Irish bar
Butlins Bognor
I had decided to do a karaoke song but when it came to my turn they found out they didn't have my song so I had to miss a couple of goes while I chose a new one.
Finally one more turn before mine.
Up steps an old boy in his sixties, about 6 ft 4 with a purple tinsel wig and a black sequinned cocktail dress.
He proceeds to belt out Tom jones Delilah at the top of his voice, bringing the house down in the mean time. Everyone is either cheering clapping or crying, many with laughter.
Then I have to step up to sing aunt to proud to beg.
How do you follow that? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I did Santa Claus is coming to town at a ball in June towards the end of the evening, eyes closed, belted it out and when I finished the compere thanked me saying "we've been trying to clear the marquee for ages, cheers" as I looked up and saw everyone bar 2 housemates had left! Taxi! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Well obviously, You’d pretend to be really sober and nonchalantly sing Tiptoe through the Tulips in the vocal style Tiny Tim whilst adopting the silky smooth moves of a lounge lizard tenor working the concert halls on the northern working mans club circuit….  |
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over a year ago
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Another time I went up to sing I'm too sexy with my mate, halfway through the first verse I turn round to find him rolling on the stage and writhing on the floor singing into a mike that became unplugged |
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I can't sing to save my life, karaoke is much more fun when people can't sing, I end up laughing my way through a song (as do the audience) I do warn everyone before I start that this will be the worst three minutes of their life  |
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