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I've never know how to describe myself with body shape, I'm by no means gym fit and feel I have abut of a dad bod. I can be very cuddly bud sometimes think I'm to skinny. My ex used to like falling asleep on my chest tho which was nice. Any options greatly received.  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Real man curves not that stick thin toned skeleton
Ah, the 'real' man curves, like the 'real' woman curves.
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I’d rather be not real if it meant I looked nicer in the mirror  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Because I don’t think I see myself losing any weight.
Permission to speak freely?
Tell me how fat fluffy "
You know what right, the way you talk about yourself on here I was genuinely expecting to meet someone who was morbidly obese  you’re literally not fat. You’re in proportion and you look completely fine. You didn’t bounce me out the way with some big fat belly when we hugged, the earth didn’t move when you walked and at no point did I look at you and think yeah you need to lose weight. Have a bit of positivity about yourself, you’re a good looking chap and I’m sure I’m not the only one who thinks that |
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"Real man curves not that stick thin toned skeleton
Ah, the 'real' man curves, like the 'real' woman curves.
I’d rather be not real if it meant I looked nicer in the mirror "
As a bloke that suffers with body issues I'd much rather a figure like yours than mine. Fine figure of a gent sir. |
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"Because I don’t think I see myself losing any weight.
Permission to speak freely?
Tell me how fat fluffy
You know what right, the way you talk about yourself on here I was genuinely expecting to meet someone who was morbidly obese you’re literally not fat. You’re in proportion and you look completely fine. You didn’t bounce me out the way with some big fat belly when we hugged, the earth didn’t move when you walked and at no point did I look at you and think yeah you need to lose weight. Have a bit of positivity about yourself, you’re a good looking chap and I’m sure I’m not the only one who thinks that "
Oh I know I’m good looking  the face card is nice
 no but in all seriousness 
but also I am not in proportion! Ask the doctor! And I keep putting on weight and going up in sizes etc.
I feel bad now because I know everyone hates a woe is me thread but I just did it flippantly because I was in a self deprecating mood.
I’m sorry but also thanks lol  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Because I don’t think I see myself losing any weight.
Permission to speak freely?
Tell me how fat fluffy
You know what right, the way you talk about yourself on here I was genuinely expecting to meet someone who was morbidly obese you’re literally not fat. You’re in proportion and you look completely fine. You didn’t bounce me out the way with some big fat belly when we hugged, the earth didn’t move when you walked and at no point did I look at you and think yeah you need to lose weight. Have a bit of positivity about yourself, you’re a good looking chap and I’m sure I’m not the only one who thinks that
Oh I know I’m good looking the face card is nice
no but in all seriousness
but also I am not in proportion! Ask the doctor! And I keep putting on weight and going up in sizes etc.
I feel bad now because I know everyone hates a woe is me thread but I just did it flippantly because I was in a self deprecating mood.
I’m sorry but also thanks lol "
Dude, according to the dr I’m overweight o think they have a quota to meet so they give out fat badges willy nilly  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Because I don’t think I see myself losing any weight.
Permission to speak freely?
Tell me how fat fluffy
You know what right, the way you talk about yourself on here I was genuinely expecting to meet someone who was morbidly obese you’re literally not fat. You’re in proportion and you look completely fine. You didn’t bounce me out the way with some big fat belly when we hugged, the earth didn’t move when you walked and at no point did I look at you and think yeah you need to lose weight. Have a bit of positivity about yourself, you’re a good looking chap and I’m sure I’m not the only one who thinks that "
Seconded.
I bang yer like a drum, Pickle |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Because I don’t think I see myself losing any weight.
Permission to speak freely?
Tell me how fat fluffy
You know what right, the way you talk about yourself on here I was genuinely expecting to meet someone who was morbidly obese you’re literally not fat. You’re in proportion and you look completely fine. You didn’t bounce me out the way with some big fat belly when we hugged, the earth didn’t move when you walked and at no point did I look at you and think yeah you need to lose weight. Have a bit of positivity about yourself, you’re a good looking chap and I’m sure I’m not the only one who thinks that
Seconded.
I bang yer like a drum, Pickle"
I’m going first, you can have sloppy seconds |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Because I don’t think I see myself losing any weight.
Permission to speak freely?
Tell me how fat fluffy
You know what right, the way you talk about yourself on here I was genuinely expecting to meet someone who was morbidly obese you’re literally not fat. You’re in proportion and you look completely fine. You didn’t bounce me out the way with some big fat belly when we hugged, the earth didn’t move when you walked and at no point did I look at you and think yeah you need to lose weight. Have a bit of positivity about yourself, you’re a good looking chap and I’m sure I’m not the only one who thinks that
Seconded.
I bang yer like a drum, Pickle
I’m going first, you can have sloppy seconds "
You two are going to make me cry. And sore. But I don’t care about that |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Because I don’t think I see myself losing any weight.
Permission to speak freely?
Tell me how fat fluffy
You know what right, the way you talk about yourself on here I was genuinely expecting to meet someone who was morbidly obese you’re literally not fat. You’re in proportion and you look completely fine. You didn’t bounce me out the way with some big fat belly when we hugged, the earth didn’t move when you walked and at no point did I look at you and think yeah you need to lose weight. Have a bit of positivity about yourself, you’re a good looking chap and I’m sure I’m not the only one who thinks that
Oh I know I’m good looking the face card is nice
no but in all seriousness
but also I am not in proportion! Ask the doctor! And I keep putting on weight and going up in sizes etc.
I feel bad now because I know everyone hates a woe is me thread but I just did it flippantly because I was in a self deprecating mood.
I’m sorry but also thanks lol
Dude, according to the dr I’m overweight o think they have a quota to meet so they give out fat badges willy nilly "
No but like sometimes I think, maybe they’re right? They are doctors after all |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Because I don’t think I see myself losing any weight.
Permission to speak freely?
Tell me how fat fluffy
You know what right, the way you talk about yourself on here I was genuinely expecting to meet someone who was morbidly obese you’re literally not fat. You’re in proportion and you look completely fine. You didn’t bounce me out the way with some big fat belly when we hugged, the earth didn’t move when you walked and at no point did I look at you and think yeah you need to lose weight. Have a bit of positivity about yourself, you’re a good looking chap and I’m sure I’m not the only one who thinks that
Oh I know I’m good looking the face card is nice
no but in all seriousness
but also I am not in proportion! Ask the doctor! And I keep putting on weight and going up in sizes etc.
I feel bad now because I know everyone hates a woe is me thread but I just did it flippantly because I was in a self deprecating mood.
I’m sorry but also thanks lol
Dude, according to the dr I’m overweight o think they have a quota to meet so they give out fat badges willy nilly
No but like sometimes I think, maybe they’re right? They are doctors after all"
Are they bollocks they’re human, they get things wrong sometimes! |
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"Because I don’t think I see myself losing any weight.
Permission to speak freely?
Tell me how fat fluffy
You know what right, the way you talk about yourself on here I was genuinely expecting to meet someone who was morbidly obese you’re literally not fat. You’re in proportion and you look completely fine. You didn’t bounce me out the way with some big fat belly when we hugged, the earth didn’t move when you walked and at no point did I look at you and think yeah you need to lose weight. Have a bit of positivity about yourself, you’re a good looking chap and I’m sure I’m not the only one who thinks that
Oh I know I’m good looking the face card is nice
no but in all seriousness
but also I am not in proportion! Ask the doctor! And I keep putting on weight and going up in sizes etc.
I feel bad now because I know everyone hates a woe is me thread but I just did it flippantly because I was in a self deprecating mood.
I’m sorry but also thanks lol
Dude, according to the dr I’m overweight o think they have a quota to meet so they give out fat badges willy nilly
No but like sometimes I think, maybe they’re right? They are doctors after all"
And as we all know, doctors are never wrong  |
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By *mber81Woman
over a year ago
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"Because I don’t think I see myself losing any weight.
Permission to speak freely?
Tell me how fat fluffy
You know what right, the way you talk about yourself on here I was genuinely expecting to meet someone who was morbidly obese you’re literally not fat. You’re in proportion and you look completely fine. You didn’t bounce me out the way with some big fat belly when we hugged, the earth didn’t move when you walked and at no point did I look at you and think yeah you need to lose weight. Have a bit of positivity about yourself, you’re a good looking chap and I’m sure I’m not the only one who thinks that
Seconded.
I bang yer like a drum, Pickle
I’m going first, you can have sloppy seconds "
Damn it I was first in the thread and didn't call dibs. I will lick up what ever is left then. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Because I don’t think I see myself losing any weight.
Permission to speak freely?
Tell me how fat fluffy
You know what right, the way you talk about yourself on here I was genuinely expecting to meet someone who was morbidly obese you’re literally not fat. You’re in proportion and you look completely fine. You didn’t bounce me out the way with some big fat belly when we hugged, the earth didn’t move when you walked and at no point did I look at you and think yeah you need to lose weight. Have a bit of positivity about yourself, you’re a good looking chap and I’m sure I’m not the only one who thinks that
Seconded.
I bang yer like a drum, Pickle
I’m going first, you can have sloppy seconds
Damn it I was first in the thread and didn't call dibs. I will lick up what ever is left then. "
Oooooft I love that super sensitive shudder |
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"I'm waiting for someone to say 'very'.  "
I did, sort of. Going to have to be very chunky for me to fit my fat size 24 body into thier clothes.
Ps. Partial to hoodies, leather jackets and checked cotton shirts.  |
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"I'm waiting for someone to say 'very'.
I did, sort of. Going to have to be very chunky for me to fit my fat size 24 body into thier clothes.
Ps. Partial to hoodies, leather jackets and checked cotton shirts. "
No leather jackets apart from that all good |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Because I don’t think I see myself losing any weight.
Permission to speak freely?
Tell me how fat fluffy
You know what right, the way you talk about yourself on here I was genuinely expecting to meet someone who was morbidly obese you’re literally not fat. You’re in proportion and you look completely fine. You didn’t bounce me out the way with some big fat belly when we hugged, the earth didn’t move when you walked and at no point did I look at you and think yeah you need to lose weight. Have a bit of positivity about yourself, you’re a good looking chap and I’m sure I’m not the only one who thinks that "
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Depends how I’m cooking him. One with enough meat obviously but not too far that he won’t fit in the oven.
The mr "
I might not fit in the oven. Maybe in the cauldron? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I like them phat
Omg I was worried you’d left!
Hey sexy lady
Hey phat man.
No, I'm still here. Just busy for a few weeks. The summer holidays are hard work "
When they’re over, we should link up for a fuck.
Now get in my fpf thread.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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This is the best form discussion. I'm overweight and I was really curious about my body as well. It seems like body is not everything, it's how you treat the people I guess, but still sometimes thinking is it problem for others. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I don't.. fatties just don't appeal to me... (just like I probably don't appeal to most people.).. that's my personal preference.."
What’s not to like about us fatties |
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"I don't.. fatties just don't appeal to me... (just like I probably don't appeal to most people.).. that's my personal preference..
What’s not to like about us fatties"
Don’t feed the troll pickles. You’re not a fatty. And even if you were that would be preferable to being a dick |
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"I don't.. fatties just don't appeal to me... (just like I probably don't appeal to most people.).. that's my personal preference..
What’s not to like about us fatties
Don’t feed the troll pickles. You’re not a fatty. And even if you were that would be preferable to being a dick "
So I have a different opinion to others on here..I express it...that makes me a troll does it..?.. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I don't.. fatties just don't appeal to me... (just like I probably don't appeal to most people.).. that's my personal preference..
What’s not to like about us fatties
Don’t feed the troll pickles. You’re not a fatty. And even if you were that would be preferable to being a dick
So I have a different opinion to others on here..I express it...that makes me a troll does it..?.."
No but if you don’t like the fatties then you could always not say it |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I don't.. fatties just don't appeal to me... (just like I probably don't appeal to most people.).. that's my personal preference..
What’s not to like about us fatties
Don’t feed the troll pickles. You’re not a fatty. And even if you were that would be preferable to being a dick
So I have a different opinion to others on here..I express it...that makes me a troll does it..?.."
It does when you can clearly see this is a body positivity thread. Read the room pet  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Built like a pringles tube.. we're talking penis here right? Obviously.
Hollow?
Best with a sour cream dip?  "
Close.
Plain, lasts too long and could do with some seasoning. |
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"Built like a pringles tube.. we're talking penis here right? Obviously.
Hollow?
Best with a sour cream dip?
Close.
Plain, lasts too long and could do with some seasoning. "
Good point, always leaves you feeling a bit meh afterwards? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Built like a pringles tube.. we're talking penis here right? Obviously.
Hollow?
Best with a sour cream dip?
Close.
Plain, lasts too long and could do with some seasoning. "
Seasoning is code for colour! |
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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago
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"Built like a pringles tube.. we're talking penis here right? Obviously.
Hollow?
Best with a sour cream dip?
Close.
Plain, lasts too long and could do with some seasoning.
Seasoning is code for colour! "
In some circles it means dandruff, just saying! |
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Everybody has different preferences but if the only piece of the jigsaw is appearences then that is a bit sad imo. Attraction is important but that can be different for everyone. I always find a bit weird the kind of little insignificant things that may atttact me to someone. Not everyone likes a sixpack or a gym bunny |
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Pickles - the Drs use a one size fits all calculation based on average height/weight ratio. People have gotten taller with more muscle mass in general. A 5’11 bodybuilder weighing 16 or 17 stone with a 5% fat ratio will be classed as obese - its far too arbitrary when Dr says ooohhh your BMI is too high based on his chart. According to the Dr im obese - but in my opinion Im a ball of lovegod surrounded by cushioning - for the ladies pleasure… so it’s just how you describe the same thing differently
From what i can see you look in proportion bud. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Built like a pringles tube.. we're talking penis here right? Obviously.
Hollow?
Best with a sour cream dip?
Close.
Plain, lasts too long and could do with some seasoning.
Seasoning is code for colour! "
^ he knows me so welllllll. |
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"I'm waiting for someone to say 'very'.
I did, sort of. Going to have to be very chunky for me to fit my fat size 24 body into thier clothes.
Ps. Partial to hoodies, leather jackets and checked cotton shirts.
No leather jackets apart from that all good "
Leather jackets are a good investment. Just invest in a cheap.one, not like you'll get it back
I do expect a nice soft cotton shirt though. |
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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago
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"I'm waiting for someone to say 'very'.
I did, sort of. Going to have to be very chunky for me to fit my fat size 24 body into thier clothes.
Ps. Partial to hoodies, leather jackets and checked cotton shirts. "
Is 4XL OK for you? |
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