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Things you can say both during sex and during a funeral

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By *usman 199 OP Man over a year ago

Stockport

So sudden what a shame

Afternoon everyone

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By *ex HolesMan over a year ago

Up North

Nice spread

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm so sorry."

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By *2000ManMan over a year ago

Worthing

Looks a bit floppy, wish I could get some life into it.

Bury it deep.

Too much crying and wailing.

Thanks for coming.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

That's a massive hole

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By *heFabtasticsCouple over a year ago

brentwood

[Removed by poster at 17/08/23 12:36:10]

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By *andycandy88Woman over a year ago

Northolt

That was a good send off

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By *rincipessaWoman over a year ago

your wildest dreams,

I’m only here for the food afterwards

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By *andycandy88Woman over a year ago

Northolt

"Just put it in your mouth and swallow "

What would someone put in their mouth at a funeral

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By *heFabtasticsCouple over a year ago

brentwood

That was a good innings

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By *iddlesticksMan over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

He died happy.

There’s a stiffie in the box.

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By *heFabtasticsCouple over a year ago

brentwood

"Just put it in your mouth and swallow

What would someone put in their mouth at a funeral

I thought it was at dinner and during sex

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By *eneralKenobiMan over a year ago

North Angus

Bury it deep!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Were you close?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Well, this is depressing.

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By *aitonelMan over a year ago

Liverpool

"Well, this is depressing. "

Ffs will you just stop reminding me! I did warn you.

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By *aitonelMan over a year ago

Liverpool

On her back again I see

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Well, this is depressing.

Ffs will you just stop reminding me! I did warn you. "

I didn’t think you were actually being serious, I’m still trying to get over the disappointment.

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By *aitonelMan over a year ago

Liverpool

Fuck me that's a big hole

Shush! You are here to pay respects to the stiff

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By *TG3Man over a year ago

Dorchester

Hes dead

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan over a year ago

Glasgow / London

“Lower him in carefully.”

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple over a year ago

Leeds

Nice box to stick your old fella in.

The mr

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By *AM-93Man over a year ago

scunthorpe

There’s a lot of people here

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By *TG3Man over a year ago

Dorchester

Why you in black

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Well that was expensive. Nice box though

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By *anDare70Man over a year ago

kirkby

Thanks for coming, it means a lot

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"It hurts at first, but the pain does go away with time"

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By *TG3Man over a year ago

Dorchester

Omg he's going down

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By *he Silver FuxMan over a year ago

Uttoxeter

Fuck, you look sexy in black

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By *TG3Man over a year ago

Dorchester

"Just put it in your mouth and swallow

What would someone put in their mouth at a funeral

"
A sandwich

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I don't know half the people here

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By *he Silver FuxMan over a year ago

Uttoxeter

Relax, the priest is coming

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By *he Silver FuxMan over a year ago

Uttoxeter

"I don't know half the people here "

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By *hePerkyPumpkinTV/TS over a year ago

Bristol

Death... Death is coming

Death is here

(whispers) Death is outside

Who's that knocking door?

Yes... it's death

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Your husband would have loved this.

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By *m A FuckerMan over a year ago

kingswood,surrey/leysdown kent

That hole looks a bit manky

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By *empted23Couple over a year ago

countryside

It’s going in the dirt hole

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By *ornywelsh2sumCouple over a year ago

Neath valley.

Thats a big stiffy

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By *ools and the brainCouple over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

Get your coat luv , you've pulled!

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By *TG3Man over a year ago

Dorchester

Hes a bit limp isn't he

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By *2000ManMan over a year ago

Worthing

Nice box.

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By *he Silver FuxMan over a year ago

Uttoxeter

“it took eight guys to get her in here”

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Thank you vicar

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By *ooBulMan over a year ago

Missin’ Yo’ Kissin’

Marvelous spread!

Will there be a big spread afterwards?

What about some booze, I'm parched?

He liked it so much, at lest he died doing what he loved....

I'm so sorry for your loss. I would have wanted to go out with a big bang too! What do you think?

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By *he Silver FuxMan over a year ago

Uttoxeter

It was so sudden, he’s left things in a bit of a mess

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By *andycandy88Woman over a year ago

Northolt

"Just put it in your mouth and swallow

What would someone put in their mouth at a funeral

I thought it was at dinner and during sex

Loooool well I was thinking funeral service but I think the thread means after party or the funeral service

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By *he Silver FuxMan over a year ago

Uttoxeter

Are you a family member?

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By *andycandy88Woman over a year ago

Northolt

"Just put it in your mouth and swallow

What would someone put in their mouth at a funeral

A sandwich

I was just thinking funeral service LOOOL

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By *ucka39Man over a year ago

Newcastle

That's a tight hole do you think it'll fit in

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By *he Silver FuxMan over a year ago

Uttoxeter

Very popular, there’s people queuing outside..

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Thank you all for coming.

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By *asterful_ManMan over a year ago

A parent should never have to witness their daughter going like this

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By *TG3Man over a year ago

Dorchester

"Just put it in your mouth and swallow

What would someone put in their mouth at a funeral

A sandwich

I was just thinking funeral service LOOOL "
well you could sneak one in

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman over a year ago

Essex

{uncontrollable sobbing}

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By *TG3Man over a year ago

Dorchester

"{uncontrollable sobbing}"
whilst in sex mode, really

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By *aizyWoman over a year ago

west midlands

Give it time, the feeling of sadness passes.

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By *asterful_ManMan over a year ago

I thought they'd be more people here

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman over a year ago

Essex

I’m so sorry.

Here, have a tissue

Amen

The collection plate will be passed around shortly.

She’ll be seeing God soon

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By *asterful_ManMan over a year ago

Oh we're streaming live

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman over a year ago

Essex

"{uncontrollable sobbing}whilst in sex mode, really

Not all fab meets are equal

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By *asterful_ManMan over a year ago

Bow your head

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By *he Silver FuxMan over a year ago

Uttoxeter

*Whispering*.. I didn’t think her Ex would be here..

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By *asterful_ManMan over a year ago

You'd think they would have done something to hide the smell

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

My stuffy just fits that hole nicely

Easy cum easy go!

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By *rInked_MrsRabbitCouple over a year ago

nuneaton

It was the second stroke that did it wasnt it?

(Mrs)

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By *TG3Man over a year ago

Dorchester

Omg hes croaked it

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By *eyond PurityCouple over a year ago

Lincolnshire

Which hole?

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By *he Silver FuxMan over a year ago

Uttoxeter

"It was the second stroke that did it wasnt it?

(Mrs) "

Bravo!

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By *asterful_ManMan over a year ago

Let's just get this over with and move on

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Lol

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By *idlandiaMan over a year ago

Birmingham

This is a lovely secluded graveyard

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"do you need some tissues?"

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By *loveturfMan over a year ago

Your bedroom

Stop playing dead you know that turns me on....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

At least it was quick in the end

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By *asty tatsyMan over a year ago

london

She wanted 6 of us to lower her down

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By *m A FuckerMan over a year ago

kingswood,surrey/leysdown kent

"Give it time, the feeling of sadness passes."

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By *TG3Man over a year ago

Dorchester

Don't put me in that hole

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By *orfavorMan over a year ago

West Midlands

It’s important we all come together around her … it’s what he’d have wanted

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You raise me up

that was hot.

Re-light my fire

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By *he Silver FuxMan over a year ago

Uttoxeter

I bet your Mum is up there watching us right now

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By *ex HolesMan over a year ago

Up North

Amen

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By *ammerandthongsCouple over a year ago

Limerick

"Just put it in your mouth and swallow

What would someone put in their mouth at a funeral

A sandwich

Or communion

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By *he Silver FuxMan over a year ago

Uttoxeter

It looks like the whole family has turned up

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By *he Silver FuxMan over a year ago

Uttoxeter

Is your stepbrother coming too?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Do you need a tissue?

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By *orgive us our GinsCouple over a year ago

Bedfordshire

"I thought he'd last longer"

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By *ames_dieselMan over a year ago

London

They should bury her in a Y shaped coffin….

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By *cottish guy 555Man over a year ago

London

That's it, let it all out

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By *ave_ashton20Man over a year ago

Derby

This better be good it's costing me a bloody fortune and I don't even like her

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By *hroatQueen_CATV/TS over a year ago

Carlisle

Amen

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By *ophieslutTV/TS over a year ago

Central

Going down

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By *orn_again_virginMan over a year ago

Belfast

Holy Lord that's deep

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

What a fabulous service

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

There is a collection cup going around for the widow.

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By *valanche1001Man over a year ago

Leeds

So, are we going for a drink after this?

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By *echnosonic_BrummieMan over a year ago

Willenhall

You're next...

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By *ex HolesMan over a year ago

Up North

Yes vicar

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By *um and playCouple over a year ago

rugby

Down you go

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By *ighandhorny_69Man over a year ago

Northampton

that's stiff

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By *TG3Man over a year ago

Dorchester

Are you in heaven yet?

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By *empted23Couple over a year ago

countryside

Sometimes you don’t see the end coming and suddenly it’s over

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By *otsossieMan over a year ago

Chesterfield

Thank God *they*’ve gone. Ready for a drink?

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By *otsossieMan over a year ago

Chesterfield

He’s really milking it, isn’t he?

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By *actilenorfolkgentMan over a year ago

Norwich

You sure that's deep enough

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

This has cost an arm n a leg ! make sure we get a doggy bag.

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple over a year ago

Southampton

Is it in yet?

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By *nimaginativeUsernameMan over a year ago

Rochester, Kent

‘Well you’re the priest, you know what to do surely?’

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By *un Rugby playerMan over a year ago

village near hatfield

I can’t turn you over ?

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By *ools and the brainCouple over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

Do you smell something funky?

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By *ullyMan over a year ago

Near Clacton

Mmmmm My that's stiff.

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By *igforfun100Man over a year ago

Magherafelt

Ooh God, he's going down below

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Jesus christ.. I always find the Lord during sex.

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By *ex HolesMan over a year ago

Up North

And the next hymn is 216 The Lords My Shepard

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By *cLovin2Man over a year ago

Reading

"Relax, the priest is coming"

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By *cLovin2Man over a year ago

Reading

Oh God! I'm Cumming!

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By *ewdtenantMan over a year ago

Sheffield

Anyone for necrophilia?

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By *sHanHaTV/TS over a year ago

London

Fuck me, that’s stiff!

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By *ez669Man over a year ago

East Kilbride

Took 6 of us to carry her

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By *oungAtHeartCurvyCoupleCouple over a year ago

Glasgow

Your on fire babe and so hot

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By *TG3Man over a year ago

Dorchester

Put a lid on it

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