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over a year ago
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"A new strap on and different lubes I've not tried before.
So come on line up, who's going to be the first to road test it?   "
Not me, but I don't mind watching!
M
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"A new strap on and different lubes I've not tried before.
So come on line up, who's going to be the first to road test it?
Not me, but I don't mind watching!
M
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Chicken!
It is only 8 inch, 7.5 insertable, I did tell you I was thinking of getting the 12 inch one  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Ohh what lubes have you never seen before then?  "
Never used ID glide or liquid silk, and after researching thought I'd buy them to try on the chicken above haha |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I've just bought an inflatable butt plug but not allowed to open it till Sunday 
Not fair!
I know but will be worth the wait  "
I hope so, I have some work convincing M he'll love it when it arrives tomorrow! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I've just bought an inflatable butt plug but not allowed to open it till Sunday
Not fair!
I know but will be worth the wait
I hope so, I have some work convincing M he'll love it when it arrives tomorrow!"
Don't show him it |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I've just bought an inflatable butt plug but not allowed to open it till Sunday
Not fair!
I know but will be worth the wait
I hope so, I have some work convincing M he'll love it when it arrives tomorrow!
Don't show him it "
Brilliant idea, thanks!
I'll get him to lie down on his front, tell him I am going to give him a massage and before he knows it, bang it in |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"As requested, just poking my head in. Please be aware, I have deliberately left my arse out of the door of this thread  "
Haha that was brilliant timing!! |
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"As requested, just poking my head in. Please be aware, I have deliberately left my arse out of the door of this thread "
You do realize she's taken the opportunity to nip out of the other door and creep up behind you!
In fact she's planning to pin you down with the door while she has her wicked way with you.  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"As requested, just poking my head in. Please be aware, I have deliberately left my arse out of the door of this thread
You do realize she's taken the opportunity to nip out of the other door and creep up behind you!
In fact she's planning to pin you down with the door while she has her wicked way with you. "
Lol, that is such a good idea...can you pin M down for me please? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A new strap on and different lubes I've not tried before.
So come on line up, who's going to be the first to road test it? "
Ok, if I must. The things I do in the name of research.  |
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"I nominate Ryan, Obi and Dave
Are you helping to hold them down then?
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She'll get them to assume the perfect position, face down, distracted but with their naked bums rising to be taken advantage of.
Don't worry if you push their butts down as you thrust - she'll quite like that! |
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"As requested, just poking my head in. Please be aware, I have deliberately left my arse out of the door of this thread
You do realize she's taken the opportunity to nip out of the other door and creep up behind you!
In fact she's planning to pin you down with the door while she has her wicked way with you.
Lol, that is such a good idea...can you pin M down for me please? "
Will Sunday do?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I have thought about getting one of these myself  not quite sure the best to get or where to start really, I guess I sould find a willing victim first to practice on |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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If you were going a few sizes smaller I might have considered it, but anything that size ain't going near me you deviant!!! "
I was hoping you'd turn up, come on only 7.5 inches..they do have smaller ones but you'd not feel the sensation then hey  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"As requested, just poking my head in. Please be aware, I have deliberately left my arse out of the door of this thread
You do realize she's taken the opportunity to nip out of the other door and creep up behind you!
In fact she's planning to pin you down with the door while she has her wicked way with you.
Lol, that is such a good idea...can you pin M down for me please?
Will Sunday do? "
Haha got to play with it tomorrow, can't leave it unopened until then, have to find a willing victim for tomorrow or else I shall be in a huff like a petulant child! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"A new strap on and different lubes I've not tried before.
So come on line up, who's going to be the first to road test it?
Ok, if I must. The things I do in the name of research. "
Bend over bitch |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"A new strap on and different lubes I've not tried before.
So come on line up, who's going to be the first to road test it?
Ok, if I must. The things I do in the name of research.
Bend over bitch "
YUMMY!!!! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I have thought about getting one of these myself not quite sure the best to get or where to start really, I guess I sould find a willing victim first to practice on "
I have a "baby" one only 5.5 inches and so upping my level this time
Oh and trust me there are plenty of willing victims |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I've just bought an inflatable butt plug but not allowed to open it till Sunday
Not fair!
I know but will be worth the wait
I hope so, I have some work convincing M he'll love it when it arrives tomorrow!
Don't show him it
Brilliant idea, thanks!
I'll get him to lie down on his front, tell him I am going to give him a massage and before he knows it, bang it in "
Best make sure either he is gagged or you have ear defenders on |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I've just bought an inflatable butt plug but not allowed to open it till Sunday
Not fair!
I know but will be worth the wait
I hope so, I have some work convincing M he'll love it when it arrives tomorrow!
Don't show him it
Brilliant idea, thanks!
I'll get him to lie down on his front, tell him I am going to give him a massage and before he knows it, bang it in
Best make sure either he is gagged or you have ear defenders on "
I'll make sure he has a "stiff" drink first |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I nominate Ryan, Obi and Dave
Shurrup you. Nothing goes in my butt without a fight
Damnit....I'm a lover not a fighter "
He won't fight once we've pinned him down, tie him up, bum up in the air, gagged him and blindfolded him |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"A new strap on and different lubes I've not tried before.
So come on line up, who's going to be the first to road test it?
Ok, if I must. The things I do in the name of research.
Bend over bitch
YUMMY!!!! "
Think you need to convince the other gents on here it's good fun, including M |
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If you were going a few sizes smaller I might have considered it, but anything that size ain't going near me you deviant!!!
I was hoping you'd turn up, come on only 7.5 inches..they do have smaller ones but you'd not feel the sensation then hey "
7.5 inches would come out my bloody mouth! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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If you were going a few sizes smaller I might have considered it, but anything that size ain't going near me you deviant!!!
I was hoping you'd turn up, come on only 7.5 inches..they do have smaller ones but you'd not feel the sensation then hey
7.5 inches would come out my bloody mouth! "
Ok seeing as you are nervous, you can have the 5.5 inch one |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I nominate Ryan, Obi and Dave
Shurrup you. Nothing goes in my butt without a fight
Damnit....I'm a lover not a fighter
He won't fight once we've pinned him down, tie him up, bum up in the air, gagged him and blindfolded him "
I've got the restraints and blindfold just need to lure him into the lair |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I nominate Ryan, Obi and Dave
Shurrup you. Nothing goes in my butt without a fight
Damnit....I'm a lover not a fighter
Good. Quick whisk me away whilst I'm still intact"
Oh dear, think Sugar has other ideas
You're screwed |
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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago
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"I nominate Ryan, Obi and Dave
Shurrup you. Nothing goes in my butt without a fight
So you're going to have a fight off with obi and Dave and the winner gets Julie's 7.5 inches? "
It's not all about winning you know. They are far more deserving, let em have it |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I nominate Ryan, Obi and Dave
Shurrup you. Nothing goes in my butt without a fight
Damnit....I'm a lover not a fighter
Good. Quick whisk me away whilst I'm still intact
Oh dear, think Sugar has other ideas
You're screwed "
Haha I'll be gentle......promise |
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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago
In Your Bush |
"I nominate Ryan, Obi and Dave
Shurrup you. Nothing goes in my butt without a fight
Hey, ssshhh!! Come and hide with me "
At last, you took your time. They nearly ripped your knickers off me |
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"I nominate Ryan, Obi and Dave
Shurrup you. Nothing goes in my butt without a fight
Hey, ssshhh!! Come and hide with me
At last, you took your time. They nearly ripped your knickers off me "
Don't worry, she'll do that for you just before she bends you over. |
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If you were going a few sizes smaller I might have considered it, but anything that size ain't going near me you deviant!!!
I was hoping you'd turn up, come on only 7.5 inches..they do have smaller ones but you'd not feel the sensation then hey
7.5 inches would come out my bloody mouth!
Ok seeing as you are nervous, you can have the 5.5 inch one "
Go on then. But I want a stick to bite in too |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I nominate Ryan, Obi and Dave
Shurrup you. Nothing goes in my butt without a fight
Hey, ssshhh!! Come and hide with me
At last, you took your time. They nearly ripped your knickers off me "
You'll be safe with me!! |
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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago
In Your Bush |
"I nominate Ryan, Obi and Dave
Shurrup you. Nothing goes in my butt without a fight
Hey, ssshhh!! Come and hide with me
At last, you took your time. They nearly ripped your knickers off me
You'll be safe with me!! "
Now I'm getting slightly alarmed. Have they brain washed you? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I nominate Ryan, Obi and Dave
Shurrup you. Nothing goes in my butt without a fight
Hey, ssshhh!! Come and hide with me
At last, you took your time. They nearly ripped your knickers off me
You'll be safe with me!!
Now I'm getting slightly alarmed. Have they brain washed you?"
No not at all, Ryan you have nothing to worry about, I have biscuits!! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I nominate Ryan, Obi and Dave
Shurrup you. Nothing goes in my butt without a fight
Hey, ssshhh!! Come and hide with me
At last, you took your time. They nearly ripped your knickers off me
You'll be safe with me!!
Now I'm getting slightly alarmed. Have they brain washed you?
No not at all, Ryan you have nothing to worry about, I have biscuits!! "
Yeah and I have burgers |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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If you were going a few sizes smaller I might have considered it, but anything that size ain't going near me you deviant!!!
I was hoping you'd turn up, come on only 7.5 inches..they do have smaller ones but you'd not feel the sensation then hey
7.5 inches would come out my bloody mouth!
Ok seeing as you are nervous, you can have the 5.5 inch one
Go on then. But I want a stick to bite in too "
You know it makes sense |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Are you lot picking on my poor defenceless lust monkey?!
Is it safe to come out yet? I'm all covered in dust bunnies from the broom cupboard "
Ok best get my feather dusted...assume the position Right Julie quick while he's bent over |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Are you lot picking on my poor defenceless lust monkey?!
Is it safe to come out yet? I'm all covered in dust bunnies from the broom cupboard
Ok best get my feather dusted...assume the position Right Julie quick while he's bent over "
You won't even get a cocktail stick between those cheeks, they're so tightly clenched! Come into my chambers Ryan, we can talk wood |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Are you lot picking on my poor defenceless lust monkey?!
Is it safe to come out yet? I'm all covered in dust bunnies from the broom cupboard "
Oh back for more are we |
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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago
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"Are you lot picking on my poor defenceless lust monkey?!
Is it safe to come out yet? I'm all covered in dust bunnies from the broom cupboard
Ok best get my feather dusted...assume the position Right Julie quick while he's bent over
You won't even get a cocktail stick between those cheeks, they're so tightly clenched! Come into my chambers Ryan, we can talk wood "
Ok I have the ikea catalogue as well. I know how it excites you |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Are you lot picking on my poor defenceless lust monkey?!
Is it safe to come out yet? I'm all covered in dust bunnies from the broom cupboard
Ok best get my feather dusted...assume the position Right Julie quick while he's bent over
You won't even get a cocktail stick between those cheeks, they're so tightly clenched! Come into my chambers Ryan, we can talk wood
Ok I have the ikea catalogue as well. I know how it excites you "
You certainly know how to get into my knickers you sweet-talker! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"A new strap on and different lubes I've not tried before.
So come on line up, who's going to be the first to road test it? "
Ow, ow ow, aaaaaaaaarggghhhhhhhh. It hurrrrrttttssssssss!!!!!!
M
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"A new strap on and different lubes I've not tried before.
So come on line up, who's going to be the first to road test it?
Ow, ow ow, aaaaaaaaarggghhhhhhhh. It hurrrrrttttssssssss!!!!!!
M
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Woss.... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"A new strap on and different lubes I've not tried before.
So come on line up, who's going to be the first to road test it?
Ow, ow ow, aaaaaaaaarggghhhhhhhh. It hurrrrrttttssssssss!!!!!!
M
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Aww poor M, Ruby'll rub it better on Sunday |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"A new strap on and different lubes I've not tried before.
So come on line up, who's going to be the first to road test it?
Ow, ow ow, aaaaaaaaarggghhhhhhhh. It hurrrrrttttssssssss!!!!!!
M
Aww poor M, Ruby'll rub it better on Sunday "
Not sure I will be able to walk by then!
M
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By (user no longer on site)
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I've only just stumbled across this thread!!!
Just to let you know - I skipped the country this morning and won't be back for......erm.....a while!!
Or at least til Julie's found a 'willing' victim!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"A new strap on and different lubes I've not tried before.
So come on line up, who's going to be the first to road test it?
Ow, ow ow, aaaaaaaaarggghhhhhhhh. It hurrrrrttttssssssss!!!!!!
M
Aww poor M, Ruby'll rub it better on Sunday
Not sure I will be able to walk by then!
M
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Awww poor M!! A hot bath and some vaseline and you'll soon recover... Just don't eat anything spicy for a while
Rubes |
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"I've only just stumbled across this thread!!!
Just to let you know - I skipped the country this morning and won't be back for......erm.....a while!!
Or at least til Julie's found a 'willing' victim!! "
Hello |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"enjoy 
I have to convince M that he will!
bend him over and tell him to breath out...
he will be fine "
Just laughed out loud at that, and he says breathe, he'll be gagging |
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"I've only just stumbled across this thread!!!
Just to let you know - I skipped the country this morning and won't be back for......erm.....a while!!
Or at least til Julie's found a 'willing' victim!! "
Obi where you been all day?? |
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"I've only just stumbled across this thread!!!
Just to let you know - I skipped the country this morning and won't be back for......erm.....a while!!
Or at least til Julie's found a 'willing' victim!!
Hello "
I'm not rubbing his arse better!! Blow job better perhaps, but not rubbing it better lol! |
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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago
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"I've only just stumbled across this thread!!!
Just to let you know - I skipped the country this morning and won't be back for......erm.....a while!!
Or at least til Julie's found a 'willing' victim!! "
We will be fine now Obi. In the interests of hygiene, health and safety standards etc. it can't go near us now M's arse has chomped on it |
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"I've only just stumbled across this thread!!!
Just to let you know - I skipped the country this morning and won't be back for......erm.....a while!!
Or at least til Julie's found a 'willing' victim!!
Obi where you been all day?? "
Sorry - due to the time difference between Leicester and, erm...Outer Mongolia - I won't be able to tell you where I've been all day for at least another 8 hours! |
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"I've only just stumbled across this thread!!!
Just to let you know - I skipped the country this morning and won't be back for......erm.....a while!!
Or at least til Julie's found a 'willing' victim!!
Obi where you been all day??
Sorry - due to the time difference between Leicester and, erm...Outer Mongolia - I won't be able to tell you where I've been all day for at least another 8 hours! "
Whatever Trevor!! |
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"I've only just stumbled across this thread!!!
Just to let you know - I skipped the country this morning and won't be back for......erm.....a while!!
Or at least til Julie's found a 'willing' victim!!
We will be fine now Obi. In the interests of hygiene, health and safety standards etc. it can't go near us now M's arse has chomped on it "
Condom silly! |
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"Pops head around the door, reads the thread and leaves again lol x
Female victims erm I mean willing playmates are welcome "
They scare me... i'm a wuss |
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"Pops head around the door, reads the thread and leaves again lol x
Female victims erm I mean willing playmates are welcome
They scare me... i'm a wuss "
Just brace yerself Deb, you'll be fine haha |
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"Pops head around the door, reads the thread and leaves again lol x
Female victims erm I mean willing playmates are welcome
They scare me... i'm a wuss
Just brace yerself Deb, you'll be fine haha "
pickle off Jan |
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By (user no longer on site)
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The boys just can't help but post on this thread can they?! I reckon they all secretly want a bit of botty fun from Julie!
Line up lads, there's a size to fit each of you in her arsenal (see what I did there?!) |
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"The boys just can't help but post on this thread can they?! I reckon they all secretly want a bit of botty fun from Julie!
Line up lads, there's a size to fit each of you in her arsenal (see what I did there?!) "
Yeah they are all keen, just a little shy |
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Never thought it would appeal to us. However one soon crept into our toy collection two attachments and two harnesses later. We got it covered.
M just lie back and think of England. |
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"Never thought it would appeal to us. However one soon crept into our toy collection two attachments and two harnesses later. We got it covered.
M just lie back and think of England. "
Hey see you at Libs soon and you can show him |
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"It's arrived
Oooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Just waiting for the update from M now.
He has suddenly retreated to our office and said he has to work "
All work and no play doesn't keep the dissolute forumites entertained! |
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"It's arrived
Oooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Just waiting for the update from M now.
He has suddenly retreated to our office and said he has to work
All work and no play doesn't keep the dissolute forumites entertained! "
He is working on a new idea while I am in our bedroom working on mine . I have given him 30 mins
However solves the problem of thinking of a valentines avatar because a strap on is a romantic gesture, right!?!?!? |
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"It's arrived
Oooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Just waiting for the update from M now.
He has suddenly retreated to our office and said he has to work
All work and no play doesn't keep the dissolute forumites entertained!
He is working on a new idea while I am in our bedroom working on mine . I have given him 30 mins
However solves the problem of thinking of a valentines avatar because a strap on is a romantic gesture, right!?!?!? "
M is DEEPLY concerned about the size of the thing!!
M
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"Bet he ends up with an arse like a blood orange
No that's you, thanks for dropping Ryan... Food first??
I've dropped alright lol "
To your knees? Good, good |
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"I have thought about getting one of these myself not quite sure the best to get or where to start really, I guess I sould find a willing victim first to practice on "
I wouldn't mind being the willing victim for all of them, laying down bum in the area waiting now mmmm
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