I have a 14 hour work day ahead.
I want to hear your best excuses to get out of work...
Make them as far fetched and outlandish as possible, I need a laugh or boobs in my inbox to help me get through the day....have a great day all.  |
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By *bi HaiveMan
over a year ago
Forum Mod Cheeseville, Somerset |
"I have a 14 hour work day ahead.
I want to hear your best excuses to get out of work...
Make them as far fetched and outlandish as possible, I need a laugh or boobs in my inbox to help me get through the day....have a great day all. "
I used to come up with some crackers.
I had photos of blown tyres taken at different angles so they could be used more than once.
I'd stick a thermometer over the kettle to raise the red line and send a photo to my boss.
Sick pets.
Home disasters where someone had left the bath running and the ceiling had caved in.
I once used the excuse I'd driven down to the south coast and checked into a hotel for the night and then woken up and realised the client meeting wasn't for another week, and I was too far away to get back and work for the day.
These days not an option.
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By *cott73Man
over a year ago
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"I have a 14 hour work day ahead.
I want to hear your best excuses to get out of work...
Make them as far fetched and outlandish as possible, I need a laugh or boobs in my inbox to help me get through the day....have a great day all.
I used to come up with some crackers.
I had photos of blown tyres taken at different angles so they could be used more than once.
I'd stick a thermometer over the kettle to raise the red line and send a photo to my boss.
Sick pets.
Home disasters where someone had left the bath running and the ceiling had caved in.
I once used the excuse I'd driven down to the south coast and checked into a hotel for the night and then woken up and realised the client meeting wasn't for another week, and I was too far away to get back and work for the day.
These days not an option.
A"
I realise I am in the presence of a master... |
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"I have a 14 hour work day ahead.
I want to hear your best excuses to get out of work...
Make them as far fetched and outlandish as possible, I need a laugh or boobs in my inbox to help me get through the day....have a great day all. "
Can't you just shit yourself. You'll have to leave work then, right? |
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"I do 14 hour days pretty much every working day so my advice is to get on with it ! Hard work never killed anyone !!  "
I dont recall asking for advice  . I wanted funny excuses to leave work n boobs.... |
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"You have a Flip Flop fetish and you have to go home a few times during the day, just to put them on again or you'll loose your mind! "
Boo you know about this unstoppable fetish of mine.....I'm Dave and I love flip flops |
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over a year ago
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"I have a 14 hour work day ahead.
I want to hear your best excuses to get out of work...
Make them as far fetched and outlandish as possible, I need a laugh or boobs in my inbox to help me get through the day....have a great day all. "
Get a better job |
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"I have a 14 hour work day ahead.
I want to hear your best excuses to get out of work...
Make them as far fetched and outlandish as possible, I need a laugh or boobs in my inbox to help me get through the day....have a great day all.
Get a better job"
So presumptuous of you innit |
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sod that 
I’d just call in and say oil protesters have glued me to my drive and I can’t escape 
