FabSwingers.com > Forums > The Lounge > Should Sex Be Taxed?

Should Sex Be Taxed?

Jump to: Newest in thread

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

If the chancellor of the Exchequer got his hands on this how would he tax you?

a. By the Inch, Centimetre

b, Number of strokes taken

c. How often.

d.How many involved.

e Carbon footprint

any other suggestions?

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Do you get a Tax rebate for playing with yourself ?

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

He's not getting his hands on my sex, he doesn't meet the criteria.

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Do you get a Tax rebate for playing with yourself ?

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

he'd tax the weight of my boobs

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

and if you weren't getting any, would you have to sign on as "a sex seeker".

Would you get a sex seekers allowance or sexual security benefits?

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Oooooooooooh, I feel a flood of applicants coming for Sex Inspectors

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By *inkyScot22Man over a year ago

Anniesland

Isn't there a state in america that taxes the earnings of prostitutes? So in a way sex is taxed *somewhere* already... Nevada I think...

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Oooooooooooh, I feel a flood of applicants coming for Sex Inspectors

There's a fair few returns I'd rather not have to go through - I'll pass

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By *aucy3Couple over a year ago

glasgow

How would they know when you had sex.

Ffs half the time,even Mrs saucy doesn't know we've had sex.

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Then we could really say we were being screwed for tax

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Well as I'm not getting any I want a rebate !

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

» Add a new message to this topic