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Flying around our bedroom! I can't run after the fucker and Mr KC is asleep. Our plug in mosquito thingies have European plugs (feckin EU and their ? plugs  )
Go on, how do I stop the inevitable? At my disposal, I have:
A book (in Spanish)
An empty tea cup
A fan (manual, flamenco type)
Some hairbands and clips
A box of tissues
A hairbrush
Some hair serum
A box of tranexemic acid tablets
That's my toolkit  |
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"Fall asleep while reading, accidentally dropping the book on Mr K. Become startled when he wakes, ask for a cup of tea as he is going to be getting up to deal with the buzzing fly terrorist." |
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"Flying around our bedroom! I can't run after the fucker and Mr KC is asleep. Our plug in mosquito thingies have European plugs (feckin EU and their ? plugs )
Go on, how do I stop the inevitable? At my disposal, I have:
A book (in Spanish)
An empty tea cup
A fan (manual, flamenco type)
Some hairbands and clips
A box of tissues
A hairbrush
Some hair serum
A box of tranexemic acid tablets
That's my toolkit "
Use the book as the base and the cup as the cover (think hotel dome cloche covers). Aim is to trap the mosquito between them. Will lead to much better results than using anything else on that list. Once you trap it, it won't get out until you release it outside.
Source: mosquito expert. |
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"Flying around our bedroom! I can't run after the fucker and Mr KC is asleep. Our plug in mosquito thingies have European plugs (feckin EU and their ? plugs )
Go on, how do I stop the inevitable? At my disposal, I have:
A book (in Spanish)
An empty tea cup
A fan (manual, flamenco type)
Some hairbands and clips
A box of tissues
A hairbrush
Some hair serum
A box of tranexemic acid tablets
That's my toolkit
Use the book as the base and the cup as the cover (think hotel dome cloche covers). Aim is to trap the mosquito between them. Will lead to much better results than using anything else on that list. Once you trap it, it won't get out until you release it outside.
Source: mosquito expert."
I must lure the beast to the trap! I suppose I am the bait  It's always me that's the bait...... |
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"Isn't this how that story started, about the woman who escalated things each time by adding a new animal in to the mix to rid herself of the previous creature? "
I think we have a fly or two, but fresh out of cats, dogs and other non-insect based life forms. Even our son is out |
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"Flying around our bedroom! I can't run after the fucker and Mr KC is asleep. Our plug in mosquito thingies have European plugs (feckin EU and their ? plugs )
Go on, how do I stop the inevitable? At my disposal, I have:
A book (in Spanish)
An empty tea cup
A fan (manual, flamenco type)
Some hairbands and clips
A box of tissues
A hairbrush
Some hair serum
A box of tranexemic acid tablets
That's my toolkit
Use the book as the base and the cup as the cover (think hotel dome cloche covers). Aim is to trap the mosquito between them. Will lead to much better results than using anything else on that list. Once you trap it, it won't get out until you release it outside.
Source: mosquito expert.
I must lure the beast to the trap! I suppose I am the bait It's always me that's the bait......"
Isn't it already attracted to you? Mosquitoes aren't as adept at flying away once you're close to them - you just need to be quick! |
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"Flying around our bedroom! I can't run after the fucker and Mr KC is asleep. Our plug in mosquito thingies have European plugs (feckin EU and their ? plugs )
Go on, how do I stop the inevitable? At my disposal, I have:
A book (in Spanish)
An empty tea cup
A fan (manual, flamenco type)
Some hairbands and clips
A box of tissues
A hairbrush
Some hair serum
A box of tranexemic acid tablets
That's my toolkit
Use the book as the base and the cup as the cover (think hotel dome cloche covers). Aim is to trap the mosquito between them. Will lead to much better results than using anything else on that list. Once you trap it, it won't get out until you release it outside.
Source: mosquito expert.
I must lure the beast to the trap! I suppose I am the bait It's always me that's the bait......
Isn't it already attracted to you? Mosquitoes aren't as adept at flying away once you're close to them - you just need to be quick!"
It's whined past my ear and I've sighted the bugger on the wardrobe mirror with my phone torch. However, unless it comes close enough for me to catch while sitting on the bed, then it's won. If I stand up, I'll be on one leg and will fall over in the dark/phone light  |
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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago
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"Flying around our bedroom! I can't run after the fucker and Mr KC is asleep. Our plug in mosquito thingies have European plugs (feckin EU and their ? plugs )
Go on, how do I stop the inevitable? At my disposal, I have:
A book (in Spanish)
An empty tea cup
A fan (manual, flamenco type)
Some hairbands and clips
A box of tissues
A hairbrush
Some hair serum
A box of tranexemic acid tablets
That's my toolkit
Use the book as the base and the cup as the cover (think hotel dome cloche covers). Aim is to trap the mosquito between them. Will lead to much better results than using anything else on that list. Once you trap it, it won't get out until you release it outside.
Source: mosquito expert.
I must lure the beast to the trap! I suppose I am the bait It's always me that's the bait......
Isn't it already attracted to you? Mosquitoes aren't as adept at flying away once you're close to them - you just need to be quick!
It's whined past my ear and I've sighted the bugger on the wardrobe mirror with my phone torch. However, unless it comes close enough for me to catch while sitting on the bed, then it's won. If I stand up, I'll be on one leg and will fall over in the dark/phone light "
You should buy a catapult. |
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It's whined past my ear and I've sighted the bugger on the wardrobe mirror with my phone torch. However, unless it comes close enough for me to catch while sitting on the bed, then it's won. If I stand up, I'll be on one leg and will fall over in the dark/phone light
You should buy a catapult."
I have hair bands for the elastic bit. Maybe a hair clip could be fired and slice it up sideways?
Because I'm menopausally bleeding, I'm too hot so fanning myself and hope that the air flow sends it elsewhere |
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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago
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It's whined past my ear and I've sighted the bugger on the wardrobe mirror with my phone torch. However, unless it comes close enough for me to catch while sitting on the bed, then it's won. If I stand up, I'll be on one leg and will fall over in the dark/phone light
You should buy a catapult.
I have hair bands for the elastic bit. Maybe a hair clip could be fired and slice it up sideways?
Because I'm menopausally bleeding, I'm too hot so fanning myself and hope that the air flow sends it elsewhere "
It's sitting in a corner of your ceiling waiting for you to relax. |
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It's whined past my ear and I've sighted the bugger on the wardrobe mirror with my phone torch. However, unless it comes close enough for me to catch while sitting on the bed, then it's won. If I stand up, I'll be on one leg and will fall over in the dark/phone light
You should buy a catapult.
I have hair bands for the elastic bit. Maybe a hair clip could be fired and slice it up sideways?
Because I'm menopausally bleeding, I'm too hot so fanning myself and hope that the air flow sends it elsewhere
It's sitting in a corner of your ceiling waiting for you to relax."
I know it is. It's waiting to bite me on the bum, probably. I was bitten on the back of the leg late last week, three times and all very close together. I'm prime mozzie food  |
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"At my disposal, I have:
A book (in Spanish)
An empty tea cup
A fan (manual, flamenco type)
Some hairbands and clips
A box of tissues
A hairbrush
Some hair serum
A box of tranexemic acid tablets
That's my toolkit "
Where's MacGyver when you need him? He could have made a particle accelerator from that and sent it to another dimension.
Does the mozzie buzz?
If no, it's male. They don't bite.
If yes, it's female. They bite (bloody typical). They're attracted to carbon dioxide - the stuff you breathe out. That's why they "buzz" around your face and ears. So, open a window and stop breathing until it fucks off, you'll be fine... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Well they atracted to blue light so turn all the lights out
Your phone screen or laptop screen emittes blue light wait till it attaches to it and lands somewhere close and swat it with the hair brush your welcome |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Smear a thumb print of blood on the side of Mr KC’s face, lure it in, stretch out the palm of your hand and go for kill. Exterminate your enemy and kill the mosquito at the same time. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Had one of these buggers in the room a few nights ago, was just falling asleep when heard its high pitched buzz. I temporarily retreated under the covers until it sounded far enough away before getting up to end it. Took a while to fall asleep after that |
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I think I got away with it. But sometimes the bites don't show till later on. It was definitely a bite female one because it did the high pitched buzzing in my ear. I hope it has moved on for tonight |
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