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over a year ago
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I am worried that I don't have any disclaimers on my profile. I think I should also include some genital photos and at least one Lynx can pic.
Plus, should I trim it down to 2 sentences, or will I get away with 3?
And whilst we are on it, should I put some "haha"s in there?
Will that make nice people want to do the sex with me? |
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"I am worried that I don't have any disclaimers on my profile. I think I should also include some genital photos and at least one Lynx can pic.
Plus, should I trim it down to 2 sentences, or will I get away with 3?
And whilst we are on it, should I put some "haha"s in there?
Will that make nice people want to do the sex with me? "
Yes please. Can you do all of that but add a pic with a can of Carling over an open unflushed toilet please?
They’re my favourite  |
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over a year ago
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"I am worried that I don't have any disclaimers on my profile. I think I should also include some genital photos and at least one Lynx can pic.
Plus, should I trim it down to 2 sentences, or will I get away with 3?
And whilst we are on it, should I put some "haha"s in there?
Will that make nice people want to do the sex with me?
Yes please. Can you do all of that but add a pic with a can of Carling over an open unflushed toilet please?
They’re my favourite "
Damn.
I've only got Stella in! |
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"I am worried that I don't have any disclaimers on my profile. I think I should also include some genital photos and at least one Lynx can pic.
Plus, should I trim it down to 2 sentences, or will I get away with 3?
And whilst we are on it, should I put some "haha"s in there?
Will that make nice people want to do the sex with me?
Yes please. Can you do all of that but add a pic with a can of Carling over an open unflushed toilet please?
They’re my favourite
Damn.
I've only got Stella in! "
That’ll do our kid… |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Is "haha" a bad thing? I sometimes use it (in messages) because I'm bad at emojis - it's the equivalent of for me."
I dont know!
All I know is that I don't have any, and I am not getting anywhere near enough offers.
Surely not a coincidence? |
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"Is "haha" a bad thing? I sometimes use it (in messages) because I'm bad at emojis - it's the equivalent of for me.
Depends if you put hahaha after they show you the size of their dick or not "
See, an amazing joke like that would get a "haha" from me - and it's always 2 "ha"s not 3
I maintain that "haha" is an appropriate response to funny text. ASCII for life! |
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"Is "haha" a bad thing? I sometimes use it (in messages) because I'm bad at emojis - it's the equivalent of for me.
Depends if you put hahaha after they show you the size of their dick or not
See, an amazing joke like that would get a "haha" from me - and it's always 2 "ha"s not 3
I maintain that "haha" is an appropriate response to funny text. ASCII for life!"
Honestly. Haha is fine… hahahahahahahahahaha is much much better |
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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago
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"Is "haha" a bad thing? I sometimes use it (in messages) because I'm bad at emojis - it's the equivalent of for me.
Depends if you put hahaha after they show you the size of their dick or not
See, an amazing joke like that would get a "haha" from me - and it's always 2 "ha"s not 3
I maintain that "haha" is an appropriate response to funny text. ASCII for life!
Honestly. Haha is fine… hahahahahahahahahaha is much much better "
I think  mao is what the cool kids say - I just post a rainbow to hide my confusion. |
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"I am worried that I don't have any disclaimers on my profile. I think I should also include some genital photos and at least one Lynx can pic.
Plus, should I trim it down to 2 sentences, or will I get away with 3?
And whilst we are on it, should I put some "haha"s in there?
Will that make nice people want to do the sex with me? "
Just remember to tell people you don't bite unless you're asked to, and you'll be fine. |
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"Is "haha" a bad thing? I sometimes use it (in messages) because I'm bad at emojis - it's the equivalent of for me.
Depends if you put hahaha after they show you the size of their dick or not
See, an amazing joke like that would get a "haha" from me - and it's always 2 "ha"s not 3
I maintain that "haha" is an appropriate response to funny text. ASCII for life!
Honestly. Haha is fine… hahahahahahahahahaha is much much better "
That's something I'd reserve for in-person meets! People may find it hard to believe you're actually laughing that much unless they see it. Btw, "ha"x10 is easier to type than that |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I am worried that I don't have any disclaimers on my profile. I think I should also include some genital photos and at least one Lynx can pic.
Plus, should I trim it down to 2 sentences, or will I get away with 3?
And whilst we are on it, should I put some "haha"s in there?
Will that make nice people want to do the sex with me?
Just remember to tell people you don't bite unless you're asked to, and you'll be fine."
Interesting.
Clearly you have been on here before, so know the score |
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"Is "haha" a bad thing? I sometimes use it (in messages) because I'm bad at emojis - it's the equivalent of for me.
Depends if you put hahaha after they show you the size of their dick or not
See, an amazing joke like that would get a "haha" from me - and it's always 2 "ha"s not 3
I maintain that "haha" is an appropriate response to funny text. ASCII for life!
Honestly. Haha is fine… hahahahahahahahahaha is much much better
That's something I'd reserve for in-person meets! People may find it hard to believe you're actually laughing that much unless they see it. Btw, "ha"x10 is easier to type than that "
Oh I’m pretty sure people realise I’m laughing that much. Especially at some things on fab
I knew it would be but I felt like typing it that way tonight. I even had to change a couple of gagagas to hahahahas in the middle there. But hey ho… I coped  |
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"Is "haha" a bad thing? I sometimes use it (in messages) because I'm bad at emojis - it's the equivalent of for me.
Depends if you put hahaha after they show you the size of their dick or not
See, an amazing joke like that would get a "haha" from me - and it's always 2 "ha"s not 3
I maintain that "haha" is an appropriate response to funny text. ASCII for life!
Honestly. Haha is fine… hahahahahahahahahaha is much much better
That's something I'd reserve for in-person meets! People may find it hard to believe you're actually laughing that much unless they see it. Btw, "ha"x10 is easier to type than that
Oh I’m pretty sure people realise I’m laughing that much. Especially at some things on fab
I knew it would be but I felt like typing it that way tonight. I even had to change a couple of gagagas to hahahahas in the middle there. But hey ho… I coped "
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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago
Transsexual Transylvania |
"I am worried that I don't have any disclaimers on my profile. I think I should also include some genital photos and at least one Lynx can pic.
Plus, should I trim it down to 2 sentences, or will I get away with 3?
And whilst we are on it, should I put some "haha"s in there?
Will that make nice people want to do the sex with me? "
I think what you actually need to do is declare earnestly that you aren't meeting, and tell people not to bother you. Apparently that's code for "come and get it boys!". At least, that's been my experience   |
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"Is "haha" a bad thing? I sometimes use it (in messages) because I'm bad at emojis - it's the equivalent of for me.
Depends if you put hahaha after they show you the size of their dick or not
See, an amazing joke like that would get a "haha" from me - and it's always 2 "ha"s not 3
I maintain that "haha" is an appropriate response to funny text. ASCII for life!
Honestly. Haha is fine… hahahahahahahahahaha is much much better
That's something I'd reserve for in-person meets! People may find it hard to believe you're actually laughing that much unless they see it. Btw, "ha"x10 is easier to type than that
Oh I’m pretty sure people realise I’m laughing that much. Especially at some things on fab
I knew it would be but I felt like typing it that way tonight. I even had to change a couple of gagagas to hahahahas in the middle there. But hey ho… I coped
Your dedication is commendable! "
Thanks…. At this time of night I normally end up typing any old tripe tbh but that fits in well here anyway so |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I am worried that I don't have any disclaimers on my profile. I think I should also include some genital photos and at least one Lynx can pic.
Plus, should I trim it down to 2 sentences, or will I get away with 3?
And whilst we are on it, should I put some "haha"s in there?
Will that make nice people want to do the sex with me?
I think what you actually need to do is declare earnestly that you aren't meeting, and tell people not to bother you. Apparently that's code for "come and get it boys!". At least, that's been my experience "
All these nuances... I
had no idea! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I am worried that I don't have any disclaimers on my profile. I think I should also include some genital photos and at least one Lynx can pic.
Plus, should I trim it down to 2 sentences, or will I get away with 3?
And whilst we are on it, should I put some "haha"s in there?
Will that make nice people want to do the sex with me?
I think what you actually need to do is declare earnestly that you aren't meeting, and tell people not to bother you. Apparently that's code for "come and get it boys!". At least, that's been my experience "
All these nuances... I
had no idea! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I am worried that I don't have any disclaimers on my profile. I think I should also include some genital photos and at least one Lynx can pic.
Plus, should I trim it down to 2 sentences, or will I get away with 3?
And whilst we are on it, should I put some "haha"s in there?
Will that make nice people want to do the sex with me? "
Read my disclaimerz  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Fabguys is NOT a publicly traded entity
BDSG is German and GDPR is the UK equivalent (are you really going to contact the data protection officer because your cock/pussy is on another site?)
Facebook has fuck all to do with Fab
Sydney Uni can wank over my pics anytime
No fucker reads this shit anyway
Don't copy this silly person |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Fabguys is NOT a publicly traded entity
BDSG is German and GDPR is the UK equivalent (are you really going to contact the data protection officer because your cock/pussy is on another site?)
Facebook has fuck all to do with Fab
Sydney Uni can wank over my pics anytime
No fucker reads this shit anyway
Don't copy this silly person"
Does it help with the sex though? |
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"I am worried that I don't have any disclaimers on my profile. I think I should also include some genital photos and at least one Lynx can pic.
Plus, should I trim it down to 2 sentences, or will I get away with 3?
And whilst we are on it, should I put some "haha"s in there?
Will that make nice people want to do the sex with me? "
Your missing the most important part of the profile, a generic silhouette profile pic, that's how to attract all the hot nice ppl, for da sex ting |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I am worried that I don't have any disclaimers on my profile. I think I should also include some genital photos and at least one Lynx can pic.
Plus, should I trim it down to 2 sentences, or will I get away with 3?
And whilst we are on it, should I put some "haha"s in there?
Will that make nice people want to do the sex with me?
Your missing the most important part of the profile, a generic silhouette profile pic, that's how to attract all the hot nice ppl, for da sex ting "
Wow.
There is just so much to think about! |
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"You have far too many pictures. Maybe just one or two, but make sure they are out of focus, and ideally about 7 years old.
If you want to then to complain about who Fabs them, all the better!
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Too many "to"s... |
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"I am worried that I don't have any disclaimers on my profile. I think I should also include some genital photos and at least one Lynx can pic.
Plus, should I trim it down to 2 sentences, or will I get away with 3?
And whilst we are on it, should I put some "haha"s in there?
Will that make nice people want to do the sex with me?
Your missing the most important part of the profile, a generic silhouette profile pic, that's how to attract all the hot nice ppl, for da sex ting
Wow.
There is just so much to think about! "
Delete everything your good to go |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Yep I think you need to consider a name change jennie! I mean, you're never going to attract the guys called 'donkeydick4u' with a sensible name like yours! |
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"I am worried that I don't have any disclaimers on my profile. I think I should also include some genital photos and at least one Lynx can pic.
Plus, should I trim it down to 2 sentences, or will I get away with 3?
And whilst we are on it, should I put some "haha"s in there?
Will that make nice people want to do the sex with me? "
I’d go with filling your mobile screen fulland more IN CAPITALS to really drive your point across  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Yep I think you need to consider a name change jennie! I mean, you're never going to attract the guys called 'donkeydick4u' with a sensible name like yours! "
Spunk Vampire?
Jizz Goblin? |
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