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By *abluesbabyMan
over a year ago
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"An instructions manual for an IKEA TV set with missing screws is better than 50 shades of grey"
IKEA sell tellies now??? I had no idea. It still was just Billy bookcases and a hotdog after for 50p last time I went  |
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"An instructions manual for an IKEA TV set with missing screws is better than 50 shades of grey
IKEA sell tellies now??? I had no idea. It still was just Billy bookcases and a hotdog after for 50p last time I went "
Meant to be TV unit but heh, whatever... |
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By *abluesbabyMan
over a year ago
Gibraltar/Cheshire/London |
"An instructions manual for an IKEA TV set with missing screws is better than 50 shades of grey
IKEA sell tellies now??? I had no idea. It still was just Billy bookcases and a hotdog after for 50p last time I went
Meant to be TV unit but heh, whatever... "
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"An instructions manual for an IKEA TV set with missing screws is better than 50 shades of grey"
Nothing to do with the OP’s question so apologies for the hijack!
50 shades of boring……when the third book arrived in stores, I was in Florida with my kids, they’re all in the pool with other kids when I sat back on the lounger and noticed every single women was reading the latest 50 shades 
I’d never read them so I chose the most attractive book reader and enquired if it was a good book, she looked up and said “all men should read them” and fished out book one from her bag!
Ok I thought, so I read the thing and took it back, she fished out book two and offered me that and by the time I read it she proffers book three; I’d got to know her quite well by this point and I’d been putting in daily shifts to get her bikini off!
Read book three and after I returned it, she asks, what did you think!?! My initial answer in my head was “what a pile of absolute crap”, but I thought again and said, “I wish I’d written them, EL James must be great in the sack”
She laughed wildly and said, “I’m better” and so it began, I dated her for maybe a year and we had a ball; it was weeks later once we’d returned to the UK when I realised EL James was a women and not a bloke 
Still, all three books and films are absolutely shite but James is probably a millionaire and I got laid
PS - I’ve read the Grey book which was the same as book one from but his perspective; another piece of literary crap!  |
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